Page 75 - My Pit Picks for January 2018

If you've read my last blog posting (Page 74 - My "Sock It To Me" Guys) you know all about my "Sock It To Me" list and the origin of the title.  Well, the list continues to grow.

What surprised me the most about this month's group was how strongly attracted I was towards the guys with little to no armpit hair.

Here are the hot guy photos that kept my interest for the month of January 2018.  Included are names if known and a brief description of what appealed to me about their mouthwatering underarms.

Miguel Angel Silvestre: Oh So Manly Pits

Mauro Gentile: Muscular Pits

Eduardo Del Vechio: Youthful Pits

Anonymous: Boyfriend Pits

Charlie Peck: First Love Pits

João Chiaffitelli: Fuzzy Pits

Daniel Garofali: Bad Boy Pits

Jair Netto : That Stubbly, Yet Sexy Pit

Robert Banner: In Your Face Pits

Lucas Garcez: Porno Pits

For my current and ever growing "Sock It To Me" list of men visit my Pinterest board at: "Sock It To Me" Guys .  And please, let me know if anyone on the list ends up keeping you "company" on a long and lonely weekend night.


(All photos for collage and individual pics found online.)

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Page 74 - My "Sock It To Me" Guys

A Few of My Fantasy Men
(top row) Ryan Greasley, Reyes & Nathan Owens
(bottom row) Jesús De Lucca, Josh Wald, Max Emerson & Matthieu Charneau

If you visit my Pinterest page you'll find my favorite board: "Sock It To Me" Guys.  The collection features different faces and body types; some are smooth, others very hairy.  (I guess I don't have just one type I prefer.)  Well, something about these particular guys and their succulent armpits continue to make a powerful impression on me over & over & over again.  They knock my socks off and more.  ----  If a guy is on this list he's been in my fantasies.

Adrian Rafael

Confession: One of the things I like to do on this blog is confess, so here's one for ya.  "Sock It To Me" not only refers to a popular catch phrase from the 1960's, but it has a secret meaning for me as well.  When I was younger I wanted to buy condoms from a drug store for personal, solo use.  Problem was no one would sell me any since I was underage.  So like most young, horny guys I had to get creative with what was readily available in my bedroom.

David Kimmerle

As you've probably concluded by now, these photos of hot men keep me "company" on those occasional, long and lonely weekend nights.

Eric Carvalho

For my current and ever growing "Sock It To Me" list of men visit my Pinterest board at: "Sock It To Me" Guys .  And please, let me know if anyone on the list ends up keeping you "company" on a long and lonely weekend night.


(Photos for collage and individual pics all found online.)

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Page 73 - Call Me By Your Name: An Armpit Lover's Review

Stars Armie Hammer & Timothée Chalamet

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  The film Call Me By Your Name finally came to my town this past weekend!  I hurried to the theater to see the gay story, but was surprised by the abundance of armpit candy for my eyes. 

STORY SYNOPSIS:
"It's the summer of 1983. and 17-year-old Elio (Timothée Chalamet) is spending the days with his family at their 17th-century villa in Northern Italy.  He soon meets Oliver, (Armie Hammer) a handsome, older, doctoral student who's working as his father's research assistant.  Amid the sun-drenched splendor of their surroundings, Elio and Oliver discover the heady beauty of awakening desire over the course of a summer that will alter their lives forever."

THE ARMPIT LOVER'S REVIEW:
Call Me By Your Name features lots of great armpit shots of drop dead gorgeous Armie Hammer and flirty, young, Timothée Chalamet.  In fact, I can't remember any other mainstream movie prominently showing this many underarms.  ---  I'm not complaining, I'm just sayin'.

Hammer's pits are muscular, mature and sport a lovely blonde bush that any gay man would love to view next to him in bed.  Chalamet's youthful oxters flaut a fuzzy spread that seductively invites further examination, no matter your age.  Both talented actors are beautiful and their underarms are mesmerizing as if "they're daring you to desire them."

IN CONCLUSION:
See this movie twice, once for the story and the second time to ogle at the beautiful underarm closeups of it's sexy co-stars.  Oh and, make sure to see these awesome axillas on the biggest cinema screen your town has to offer.  ---  Too bad this flick wasn't filmed in IMAX, 3-D or classic Smell-O-Vision.

View the movie trialer on YouTube @ Call Me By Your Name (2017) Official Trailer .

(All photos of the actors and publicity shots found online.)

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Page 72 - PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (Chapter 4)

Paco Suspected His Brother-In-Law, Paul, Was His Anonymous Online Admirer

So, I've been dreaming up a soap opera about guys with armpit fetishes who live in a small college town named Pits-Burg.  The town is known for its many craters created by a large meteor shower centuries ago.  Nowadays the more popular craters are found under the arms of its sexy, male population.

First read PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#1)  to catch up with this particular storyline.  Also, make sure to check out PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#2) and PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#3) for other related tales.

The story continues:

PACO & HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW, PAUL
Paco panics.  "Oh no, I gotta get out of here!" he says to himself, "I don't wanna face Paul.  How can I even look him in the face, now that I know his dirty, little secret!?"  The young man quickly logs off of his brother-in-law's home computer and rushes out of the study.  He makes it as far as the dinning room where the two run into each other.

Having just arrived from the car dealership, Paul is in his work suit and Paco is dressed casually in blue jeans and a white, tank top tee that reveals his firm and fuzzy armpits.  The men stare awkwardly at each other.  Paco is at a loss for words.  Just moments ago, he accidentally found out that Paul, his older sister's husband, is PassionatePascal, his anonymous online client on Pit Boys Live.  His most generous and flirty client.

Paul pulls himself together and greets his guest, "Oh, hey Pac-man!  Petra told me you were here.  She just left to meet up with some girlfriends." 

Paul started dating Petra some years ago, when Paco was a teen. Though the two were never close, Paul use to call him Pac-man, because of the youngster's love of video games.  The cute & clever nickname stuck and Paco cherished it.

Wanting to be a welcoming host Paul asked, "You hungry?  How about I grill up a couple of steaks out back for just the two of us?  I hardly get to see you."

Still stunned and not wanting his brother-in-law to suspect anything was wrong Paco finds himself replying, "Aaaah, yeah,... sure."

Paul loosens his tie and does his best to give a disarming smile, "Great, just let me change out of my suit."  He turns and walks away to the master bedroom.

After a minute or two of frozen panic, Paco comes to his senses and hurries towards the front door of the house, ready to bolt back to his apartment above the art gallery, downtown.  As he fiddles with the multiple locks on the door his mind races, "What am I gonna do!?  Does my sister know that her he-man husband has a thing for guy's armpits?  Should I turn around and confront Paul with the fact that I know his secret?  But could I somehow be mistaken?" 

"Hey buddy, where are you going?" Paul inquires, startling Paco.  He enters from the bedroom wearing a pair of athletic sweatpants, flip-flops and no shirt on at all.

Paco stammers, "Aaaah well,... I was just,... I wanted to get some fresh air."

Confused by the young man's nervousness he responds, "Soooo, let's go out to the back yard and get some fresh air.  It's more private and the view's pretty awesome there."

The view is also pretty awesome from where Paco is standing at the moment.  He's long suspected that underneath all those fancy sports jackets, his brother-in-law has been hiding a great physique and now Paco can confirm that theory.  The former pro-jock's body is a knockout for his age, or any age for that matter.  Another mystery has also been solved.  Paco's often wondered why Paul seemed to prefer to wear long sleeve shirts year round and now he's figured out why.  The conservative, car salesman has elaborate, "bad-boy" tattoos inked all over his right arm.

Paul interrupts Paco's thoughts, "Before we eat, why don't we go jump in the pool together to unwind for a while.  My younger brother, Peyton, has been staying with us for a while.  I'm sure you can borrow his bathing suit from the guest bedroom."

"Hey wait a minute," Paco thinks to himself, "Peyton, is gay and around my age.  Maybe he's been using the computer in the study and he's my anonymous, online admirer!  But what if it is Paul!?"  The young man's head is spinning.

"Come on, what do you say?", Paul urges, "The pool is calling."

Paco instantly imagines he and his hunky brother-in-law, outdoors, shirtless and alone behind the large privacy fence.  The quick glances at each other's bodies, the lingering stares at armpits, the temptations.  ---  No, as curious as he is, he can't betray his sister.  But what if he's wrong about Paul?

The whole situation makes him too nervous to think straight so he makes up an excuse, "Hey dude, I'm so sorry, but I,... I forgot I have to go to work."

Paul struggles to hide the look of disappointment from his handsome face, "Well, okay.  But hold on a minute.  Before you leave, let me give you something."  Paul walks back into the bedroom and returns with his wallet.  He opens it up and pulls out five, crisp, one-hundred dollar bills for the young man saying, "I know college isn't cheap and you probably have a lot of expenses."

The gesture is genuine and offered with no strings attached.  But Paco immediately turns it down, "Thanks, but I'm getting by.  I'm doing lots of odd jobs here and there.  I'm helping out at the gallery and I work the souvenir stand at the college basketball games on weekends.  So, don't worry about me, I'm fine.  Really man, I'm fine."

"Okay then," he says as he puts his money away and places the wallet on a nearby end table.  "Well,... goodbye Pac-man.  Hope to see you again soon."

Paco is now trembling.  His shirtless brother-in-law opens up his muscular arms and comes in for a farewell hug.  The young man is taken by surprised, but accepts the tight hug.  The two men hold the embrace for a long time.  Paco's hands rest firmly on Paul's strong, bare back.  He feels the strong man's chiseled, hairy chest pressed against him, wrinkling the fabric of his tank top.  Paco's nose can detect the faint hint of Paul's woodsy cologne, probably splashed on before he went to work earlier in the day, and even more appealing Paco can smell the intoxicating, masculine scent of his brother-in-law's bushy, underarms, warmed by a busy day at work.  A simple hug now becomes a thrill for the senses.  Neither man is in a hurry to pull away.


[TO BE CONTINUED...]

(Photos all found online.  In case you're wondering that's hot, Brazilian male model, Marlon Teixeira whom I've cast as Paco in my fantasy.  The hunky model I'm dreaming of for Paul is French hottie, Flo Mulot.)



Interested in reading more naughty soapy fun?  Check out PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#2) and PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#3) for other related tales.

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NOTE: This story is entirely a work of fiction.  Any similarity to any persons (living or deceased) is strictly coincidental, and no identification of any kind with any such person is intended or implied.

Page 71 - I Want Those Firm & Fit Pits!

As Seen In My Fantasies

So, the other day I was walking through my friendly, neighborhood Walmart when I came across a huge display, smack dab in the middle of the shopping isle, featuring boxes and boxes of AB FIT PRO.  The main picture on the front of every package was that of a good-looking guy sporting a stunning pair of firm & fit armpits, so of course the image stopped me fast in my tracks.  ---  I'm sure my shopping cart left skids marks on the floor when I came to a sudden, screeching halt.

Actual Photo of the Eye-Catching Display

Well, being the underarm lover that I am I didn't even notice the model's rock-hard, firm abs until several seconds later, after I practically created a big pool of drool on the floor in front of the boxes.  ---  Attention Walmart employees: clean up on isle 9!

Wow, the picture of those deep, cavernous pits took my breath away.  The only thing that could have added to their perfection would be bushes of dark, luscious hair sprouting out from those smoking armpits.

Forget firming up my abs, I need to find out if and where I can find ARMPIT FIRM PRO!  I  want to get deep, delicious, manly toned underarms, like the hunk on the box, with only 15 minutes of workout each day.  And you know how companies will sometimes offer a gift with purchase?  I would suggest ARMPIT FIRM PRO give a free bottle of honey to every customer.  It makes a sweet and fun coating for those yummy, armpit appreciation sessions.

For a few more glances of firm and fit pits check out the product video ad: AB FIRM PRO Video .  Believe me, I'm not trying to sell the item, I'm just promoting my favorite topic: sexy, male underarms.

(Other than the pic of the display taken with my phone's camera, all other photos and the video were found online.)

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Page 70 - Knock, Knock! Raise Your Arm

Dial A Dude For Fun

Don't judge, but man, I'm so hungry for the taste of armpits that I just opened a Mega Mates phone dating account and recorded the following greeting:

"Hey gentlemen, my name's Enrique Henry and I have a kinky proposition for you.  You can actually keep your pants on for this one.

Here's what I'd love to do.  I wanna come over to your place and knock on the door.  You can answer with your shirt off or you may choose to wear a tank top instead.  We don't have to talk, heck you don't even have to tell me your name.  Just open the door and raise an arm behind your head, exposing your armpit to me.  The hairier the better.

I'll stick my nose in your pit, take a couple of whiffs then I'll give it a big wet lick or two.  I might even nibble on it a bit.  After a minute or two I'll smile and then leave.  No strings, no promises, just a few seconds of underarm worship from a stranger.  Interested?"

I don't know what will come of this, but it sure was fun recording the message.

Hey, if you're in the 210 area code, leave a message and let me know you're a fan .  I'm member #1169.

(Photos all found online.)

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:

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Page 69 - Gee, Your Pits Smell Terrific!

Years ago there use to be a popular shampoo called Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.  The scent was okay, but the ad campaign was genius. (View the commercial on YouTube: Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific Ad .)

Well, late last night, while watching TV in the living room, my sweetie (Grant) turned to me and complained about having a slight headache.  Feeling sorry for him, I offered to massage his scalp.  I moved to the sofa chair and directed him sit on the floor in front of me, facing the television.  My fingers kneaded firmly all over Grant's skull, tousling his hair in the process.  If we had been in a porn film I would have had him strip off his t-shirt so he could better relax, enabling me to get a good look at his broad, furry chest and shaggy armpits.  But hey, I was trying to be a selfless gentleman, so his shirt stayed on.

After 15 minutes of "therapy" I ended the session by leaning forward and kissing the top of his head and gee willikers, his hair smelled terrific!  It must have been the new shampoo he just starting using.  I took a couple of extra whiffs and kissed his crown some more.  Boy, I was so turned on that I wanted to suck every strand of hair on top of his head.  "Wow Babe, you should use this new shampoo all over your chest hair and pits," I vehemently suggested, rubbing my hands all over the front of his tee and under his warm shirt sleeves for emphasis. 

My reaction and recommendation got him oddly excited and freaked out a bit because, I've yet to let him know what a fanatic I am of the erotic, male armpit.

Well, I was tempted to yank Grant up by the arm, strip him completely down, and rush him into the shower for a full body shampooing.  I desperately wanted to lather up his entire body with the sweet smelling, viscous liquid.  However, since my guy was suffering from an aching noggin I decided to put his needs first.  ---  Then again, you never know, a good body shampooing, blow dry and preening session with my tongue might have been just what the doctor ordered.

Well, I'm sure Grant and I have to have a personal conversation about my kinky side, very soon.  But before I do that, I'm gonna go into his bathroom and find out the name of his new shampoo to use on my own underarms. You see, it probably won't surprise you, but I sniff and preen my pits like a cat after every shower.  So, I want to be able to look in the mirror and say, "Gee my pits smell and taste terrific!"

(That's studly, male model Gregory Nalbone who I've cast in my fantasies to represent my sweetie, Grant.  All photos found online.)

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Page 68 - Zac Efron's Pretty Pits

Actor Zac Efron

Ask any gay guy, or straight gal, which male celebrity has the prettiest armpits in all of Hollywood and I'll bet you almost everyone will give the same answer: actor Zac Efron.  I've seen thousands of pictures of him online, I've even seen him on TV, however I've never seen the handsome actor, bigger than life, on the silver screen in a theater.  So I was very excited to go see Zac's latest film The Greatest Showman.

Based on the trailer I was certain I'd see a great musical, but I was skeptical that I'd get to see my favorite Zac Efron attributes: his beautiful, hairy armpits.  So before going to see the film I surfed the internet to view several pics of Zac's underarms to give myself an eyeful.  (You know, the way a person fills up on food before going to a party hosted by someone who's a really bad cook.)  I was afraid that Mr. Efron wasn't going to have a shirtless scene, thus I would not get to see his mesmerizing pits on the big screen.  Well, sadly I was correct.  Zac kept his shirt on the entire 1 hour and 45 minutes. 😭  ---  I should have asked for a refund.

To his credit Zac was very good in the role and his singing and dancing were superb.  However, as YouTube film critic Grace Randolph and host of Beyond The Trailer said in her  The Greatest Showman Movie Review, "If (Zac Efron) were to sing and dance shirtless he would embrace his full potential."

(Photos & gif of the fantasy inducing actor all found online.)

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Page 67 - Lolli-Pits, Lolli-Pits: An Armpit Song

Sweet Treats

Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits!

Call my baby Lolli-pits, tell you why,
His pits are sweeter than an apple pie,
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance,
Man, I haven't got a chance.

Sweeter than candy on a stick,
Huckleberry, cherry or lime.
If you had a choice he'd be your pick,
But Lolli-pits is mine.

Crazy way he thrills me, tell you why,
Just like lightening from the sky,
I love to lick him till he can't see straight.
Gee, my Lolli-pits he's great.  I call him...

Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits!



---  Based on the classic song Lollipop written by Julius Dixson and Beverly Ross.  The tune was on my mind while looking at pit pics on Pinterest, so of course I rewrote the song with sweet armpit references.

Click on the links to hear the original song as sung by The Chordettes 
or Bobby Vee .

(Featured in the collage are 3 scrumptious male models: Alex Libby, Nick Ayler & Davide Zongoli.  All pictures found online.  Rainbow lollies photoshopped in for fun.)


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Page 66 - Eduardo's Youthful Pits

Eduardo Del Vechion

This week I stumbled upon some pretty pit pics online of Brazilian model/singer Eduardo Del Vechio (aka Mc Duduka).  I'd never seen or heard of the popular twenty-something year old before.  He's not really my type, however I could not look away from his appealing attributes.

In addition, something about this cute guy and his fresh, fuzzy underarms made me reflect on my own youthful days.  Here are a few favorite quotes about youth: 

"If youth knew; if age could." - Sigmund Freud

"Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art." - Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

"Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind." - Samuel Ullman

"Age considers; youth ventures." - Rabindranath Tagore

"Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty.  Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old." - Franz Kafka

"Keep true to the dreams of your youth." - Friedrich Schiller

"There is a Fountain of Youth: It is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love.  When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age." - Sophia Loren

"I think being in love with life is a key to eternal youth." - Doug Hutchison

"Being excitable and passionate is what makes you look good because if you're engaged in what's going on, you radiate youth." - Alexa Chung

(Photos of charming Eddie all found online.  Check out one of his music videos on YouTube @ Vou Dar Um Tibum .)


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