Greetings fellow lovers of poetry and pits!
"Aw, hairy armpits, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways!" (my parody of Elizabeth Barrett Browning's famous poem.)
Recently, I shared some crazy armpit art I created using the Artificial Intelligence program DALL-E.
(To check it out, please click on the yellow link below.)
Well, last weekend, I decided to use another, popular AI program, ChatGPT, to compose some armpit love poems!
The company that launched it, OpenAI, states that its mission: "is to ensure that artificial general intelligence (AGI) — by which we mean highly autonomous systems that outperform humans at most economically valuable work — benefits all of humanity."
[PLEASE NOTE: Before I continue, let me be perfectly clear to my poetry writing friends, I continue to support the work of human writers. I merely, tested some new tech in order to see how I could use it to create content for my blog and social media platforms. --- Oh, and also because I'm kinda kinky. 😈 ]
I better understood ChatGPT, after watching a great story on CBS SUNDAY MORNING. Press the YouTube play button to view:
Of course, my first thought after watching the video was, "Hmmm, I bet I can use ChatGPT to write some naughty pit stuff! I know!!! How about some armpit love poems!?"
On my late-night, Internet excursion I found out you can instantly log in with Google or take a few minutes to create an account at: ai-pro.org - ChatGPT . --- BTW, going through Google did not require using a phone.
It's NOT FREE, but the cost is only $2.85 (USD) for a 14 day trial. However, a credit card is needed to start the trial. After that, $23.85 (USD) will automatically be charged every 30 days for an ongoing subscription.
Results appear on screen in less than a minute! Plus, even though I did use some of the same command prompts, no 2 poems were alike.
Now, some verses were much better than others. However, it was rather amusing having a robot William Shakespeare at your service to write poetry for you.
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I actually created this “painting of
William Shakespeare as a robot”
using the AI program DALL-E. |
Currently, I have to copy and save the written creation, because, I can't find a save button on the app. It may be because I'm in trial mode, or due to the fact that I'm using my home computer and not a phone. Who knows, but I lost a really sweet poem, that I didn't know I had to save. 😭
Well, after much experimenting, I'd like to share a few poetry highlights.
For each poem look for:
1. My command in quotes
2. A photo ('cause admit it folks, you're here for the pit pics)
3. The response from ChatGPT
4. Ending with a line of emojis to separate each work.
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And now, without further ado, I, Enrique Henry, your guide to AGI armpit entertainment, present...
Armpit Love Poems Created
by ChatGPT
COMMAND: "Write a love poem about a man's smelly hairy armpits."
🌹 I see you, oh manly armpits of mine,
Your smell is a fragrance divine.
The sight of your hair is such a delight,
It brings warmth and joy to my sight.
Your aroma is like a pleasant surprise,
It fills my heart with love and bliss.
Your hairy armpits are like a sweet embrace,
That I'll never forget in this place.
So keep on being you, smelly and hairy,
My love for you will surely not tarry!
🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
COMMAND: "Write a gay love poem to the armpits of an ex-boyfriend"
VARITATION #1
🌹 Ah, the sweet armpits of my ex-boyfriend,
How I miss their captivating scent!
It made me feel so warm and fuzzy,
As if I was in heaven's tent.
Your armpits were a symbol of trust,
A place safe from judgement and fear.
I'd spend hours in your loving embrace,
My soul soothed from far and near.
The faint aroma of your deodorant,
Mixed with sweat and a hint of musk.
Was just enough to make me swoon -
My heart filled with joy and lust.
But alas, our love has faded away -
Though my memories will always remain.
I'll never forget the sweet smell of your skin,
Nor the warmth that it would contain.
🌹 Dear armpits of my ex-boyfriend,
Your scent was so sweet,
I'd hug you close just to take a deep breath.
Your warmth I still remember,
Though I've moved on, our love will linger.
Your smell was like dew in the summertime,
My heart flutters when I look back and reminisce on our time.
Though we are apart now, please know that I still care,
And your place in my heart is forever there.
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
COMMAND: "Write a funny gay limerick about a handsome man with very hairy armpits."
🌹 There once was a man quite handsome and fair.
His armpits were hairy, beyond compare!
He thought it quite funny,
And found it quite sunny,
To show off his arms without a care!
😊😊😊😊😊😊
COMMAND: "Write a funny limerick about a handsome man who can't decide whether to shave his hairy armpits or not."
🌹 There once was a man so handsome,
His armpits were covered in fluff.
He pondered each day if he should shave,
But decided it was too much of a hassle.
So he chose to just stay all scruff!
🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
COMMAND: "Write a gay love sonnet to armpits so manly and hairy"
🌹 Good morning, my love so hairy
Your armpits are a sight to see
Dark and manly, with such flair
Your scent fills the air with glee
Your hair is like a deep abyss
Where I could explore all day
It's a place of sweet tenderness
Where I can come and stay
My love for you is never ending
Your hairy armpit forever enthralling
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
COMMAND: "Write a funny poem about a eager gay man with an armpit fetish."
🌹 Greetings! I'm [Enrique Henry],
Your eager gay man with an armpit fetish.
I'll tell you my story, so please don't neglect.
For the love of pits, I'll never forget!
When I see someone with luscious pits,
My heart starts to flutter like a thousand hits.
I stare in awe and admiration,
Contemplating the beauty of such a creation.
My thoughts race with intense desire,
To smell and lick them would set me on fire!
I reach out to touch but they all shy away,
Leaving me no choice but to fantasize another day.
Alas, my dreams are never fulfilled
But at least I have my own imagination to build.
So if you ever see a man who stares too long at armpits,
It could be me - your eager gay man with an armpit fetish!
👀👃👅👐👀👃👅👐
COMMAND: "A love sonnet about the armpits of handsome gay actor Zane Phillips."
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| Zane Phillips |
🌹 Oh, the armpits of handsome gay actor Zane Phillips,
So sweet and radiant they do shine -
A sight to behold and make my heart sing,
A beauty so sublime!
Your armpits are like a paradise,
Their fragrance carries me away.
It fills my being with such delight,
That I can never stay away!
I'm drawn to you like a moth to the flame,
Your beauty does captivate.
My love for you will never wane -
It will always dominate!
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Next, I decided to try a poem based on a true obsession of mine...
COMMAND: "Write a gay poem about lusting after my next door neighbor's handsome husband's armpits."
🌹 Ah, the handsome husband of my neighbor next door.
His armpits are so inviting and alluring, I can't ignore.
I can't help my admiration for that masculine form.
Those armpits have sparked a flame of desire, so warm.
The curves of his body and strength of his muscles
Have me feeling so dizzy, I'm sure to stumble and hustle.
My heart races with delight as I dream of his embrace
His scent lingers in my mind and I can't help but trace
The outline of his figure with my eyes, again and again.
My [lascivious] heart is full of longing for this handsome man.
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
So, the AI program was turning out to be super interesting and lots of naughty fun. However, when I requested...
COMMAND: "Write a poem about me being mad that my gay husband won't play with my armpits"
The all-knowing, Artificial Intelligence gave me a lecture instead...
🤖 Hello there! It seems like you're feeling a bit frustrated because
your gay husband won't play with your armpits. That's definitely understandable.
I'm here to help you find a way to make the most of this situation.
Perhaps you could look for other ways to express your
love and affection for your partner. Maybe try giving him a massage
or creating a special activity that both of you can enjoy together.
You could also focus on other parts of your body to explore and play with together. There are so many options - from exploring new areas of your body together,
to trying something totally new and out of the box.
I hope this helps and that you find something
enjoyable to share with your partner soon!
Hold on! Wait! Stop! --- It took me a moment or so to realize what had happened!
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| "Oh, Really Robot?" |
Well, of all the nerve!
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| "Talk to the hand, Chatty Witch!" |
First of all, that was not a proper respond to what I had commanded! Second, I'm not letting some artificial shrink analyze my relationship! --- So, naturally that was my cue to log off for the night.
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So there you have it, Pit Pals! Thus ends my first time experimenting with ChatGPT. Will I try it out again? Most definitely! Will I pay for a monthly subscription? Maybe for a just a couple of months, then we'll see. --- Next, I'm contemplating having the program write lyrics for some underarm-themed songs or even a short, armpit stage play!
Sure, none of the poems made me horny, but, my little dalliance manipulating AI for armpit entertainment sure was titilating and added a new subcategory for my pit obsession! 😈
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I also used the AI program DALL-E to created this
"3D photo of a manly muscular male robot
typing on a laptop computer at home”.
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(Aside from my DALL-E art, the photos & gifs used for this blog entry were all found online.)
Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!
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| Robot pits need love too! |
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