Page 65 - PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (Chapter 3)

Because he clips the team's armpits the players tease him with the nickname "Clip".

So, I've been dreaming up a soap opera about guys with armpit fetishes who live in a small college town named Pits-Burg.  The town is known for its many craters created by a large meteor shower centuries ago.  Nowadays the more popular craters are found under the arms of it's sexy, male population.

Make sure to catch up by reading PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (Story #1) as well as PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (Story #2) .

Here's my third storyline idea:

"CLIP" & THE BASKETBALL TEAM 
Clifford is too short to be on the college basketball team, but since he's such a fan, coach recruits him to be the team's student assistant.  His responsibilities include setting up chairs, distributing water bottles and towels.  However, Clifford's most important and unusual job is trimming the underarm hair of all 13 guys on the team.  Most of his friends call him Cliff, but because he clips the team's armpits the players tease him with the nickname "Clip".

Coach Harrison is an old grouch, very conservative and hyper concerned when it comes to the team's image.  He insists that his players not have long underarm hair.  In his opinion pit hair is not only unattractive, but looks unprofessional when the players perspire.  He often tells the guys, "Never let the other team see you sweat."  Since he's a championship winning coach the players don't question his odd reasoning or strange methods.

Coach had a bad accident a year ago.  He now has issues with stamina and mobility, so he values and depends a great deal on helpful, workaholic Clip.  The players on the other hand show little respect to him.  This is probably because all the team members are straight and Clip is openly gay, which does nothing to help those awkward, barbering sessions.

Since Coach Harrison doesn't trust his team to keep their pits clean cut, he has Clip get out the razor every first Monday of the month.  It's a delicate and private matter.  During warm-up time on the court, coach sends each player to his office alone with Clip.  The nervous, student assistant locks the door and makes sure the blinds are closed in case anyone from college administration walks into the gym unannounced.  Clip then lays out a clean, white gym towel for the player to stand on in order to catch the hairy clippings.  The team member knows to remove his tank top jersey and lift his arms behind his head.  Clip places his palm on the guy's sweaty,  bicep to steady the player's arm.  Both young men stand in silence, barely breathing, as the razor trims down the fuzzy bush.   The only sound is the buzzing of the clippers.

Later that evening Clip walks through the public square downtown with his large, college backpack slung over his shoulder.  He stops at the doorway of Gilles' Art Gallery and knocks.  The lights are off since the gallery has been closed for hours.  Gilles himself hurries to unlock the door.  The dashing, forty year old french man has been hard at work on a painting and comes to the door shirtless.  He welcomes Clip in with a smile and quietly leads him through the dark gallery and into his private studio towards the back.  There he switches on a small lamp sitting atop a work table in the center of the room.

"Gilles"

"Mon ami, I have been longing to see you all day," Gilles tells his young visitor.

"Sorry I'm late, we had a long practice.  But hey, good things come to those who wait," Clip informs the owner.  He unzips his heavy backpack and turns it upside down, emptying its contents onto the table.  Out flops 13 bulky, plastic shopping bags with their handles tied in knots.  Each bag contains a carefully folded, white gym towel that safeguards the fuzzy, underarm hair clippings of a player from the team.

A huge grin comes over Gilles' face and he responds, "Ooh la, la Clifford, this will bring in beaucoup amounts of money!"


[TO BE CONTINUED.]

(Photos all found online.  Featured pics include cute blogger and YouTube grooming celebrity Robin James who I dream of for the role of "Clip" and sexy actor Gilles Marini who I've cast as gallery owner Gilles in my armpit fantasy.)

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NOTE: This story is entirely a work of fiction.  Any similarity to any persons (living or deceased) is strictly coincidental, and no identification of any kind with any such person is intended or implied.