Monday, May 28, 2018

Page 106 - PitHub: Armpits Delivered To You




Lately I've been seeing lots of commercials on TV for Grubhub and I'm curious to try the service.  According to their website: "Grubhub helps you find and order food from wherever you are. How it works: you type in an address, we tell you the restaurants that deliver to that locale as well as showing you droves of pickup restaurants near you. Want to be more specific? Search by cuisine, restaurant name or menu item. We'll filter your results accordingly. When you find what you're looking for, you can place your order online or by phone.



Grubhub is free to use. You’ll have to pay for the food and, if you opt for delivery, you may notice that the restaurant charges a fee for delivery. In that case, the fee is set by the restaurant or the delivery service the restaurant utilizes."


So of course, I got to thinking and dreamt up a new delivery business for armpit lovers called PitHub!  This service helps you find and order armpits from wherever you are.  Just place your order online or by phone and a PitHub Hunk will drive to your location.  Meet him at his car or have him come right to your door and serve you a heaping helping of his delectable armpit candy.  Call now, our delivery guys are waiting for you.  Remember, we aim to please.

Did someone order a Latin dish?  Want something farm raised?  Hungry for a hot & spicy treat?  Would you like your order with extra seasoning? Can we entice you with one of our more popular selections?  How about something that's been aged to perfection?  Or are you more interested in finding what's newer on the menu?  Want to check out our 2 for 1 special?  Whatever you're hungry for, we have a variety of succulent selections to satisfy your taste buds.

Here are a few pit samples I personally think should be on the menu:

Colin Wayne


Ryan Pecsy


Charlie Matthews












Parker Hurley


Dan Imad



DW Chase


Joseph Cannata






Bruno Fernandes



So fellow armpit lovers, who's ready to order? 😜


Photos for collage and all other pics found online.  Featured in the title collage are models Edílson Nascimento (in the white sports car & Rodiney Santiago (in the convertible) and Marquis Evans (in the Jeep).



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