Page 196 - Beware the Pit Zombie!: An Armpit Poem

Greetings armpit lovers!  Since the inception of this blog it's been an annual tradition for me to write a little Halloween inspired pit poem.  'Cause honestly, who amongst us doesn't like a little naughty mixed with a little scary?

This year (2019) I imagined a sexy, axillae lovin' zombie on the prowl on the evening of October 31st.  ---  Please enjoy,... Boos and Ghouls!

BEWARE THE ARMPIT ZOMBIE!

Armpits, armpits, shaved or hairy,

Do beware of someone scary:

The no-tor-i-ous Pit Zombie

Who appears each Halloween.

Hungry, horny for pit pleasure,

He seeks out your stinky treasure,

Longing for some fun adventure

And some underarm cuisine.

Keep your arms down when you're snoozing,

For he sniffs and roams, perusing,

Grunting as his wounds are oozing,

Hoping for a musky bite.

To prevent your nervous jitters,

Wear some PJs, hide those pitters,

Hopefully he reconsiders
And skips you this frightful night.

If your pits are bare for viewing,
He will think you're game for wooing,
He'll commence his sexy chewing,
Oh the hickey that he'll leave!

Armpits, armpits, heed my warning,

Hide those axillae 'til morning,
You've been given this forewarning,
Be prepared this Hollow's Eve.

---  Well pit pals, I hope you enjoyed this silly spooky ditty as much as I enjoyed writing it for you.  Remember to keep those underarms undercover, unless you're wanting to give some pit zombie a delicious treat.

(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the gifs and pit pics use for this blog entry were all found online.)

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Click on the following links to read my previous Halloween Pit Poems:

"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR PITS": AN ARMPIT POEM

FRANKENSTEIN'S PIT MONSTER: AN ARMPIT POEM

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Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

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Page 195 - "I Want Zac Efron's Pits, Please!": An Armpit Poem

Greetings lovers of armpits and poetry!  I had a hard time sleeping last night.  As I was tossing and turning I started thinking about Zac Efron and his gorgeous armpits.  In my opinion he has the prettiest pits in all of Hollywood.

Anyway, after a while an idea came to me about writing a silly little pit poem about the studly actor.  It was fun to compose, and so I want to share it with you.  Hope you like it. 😁

"I WANT ZAC EFRON'S PITS, PLEASE!"

I went to see a surgeon,

Though I had no disease.

I made a simple request,

"I want Zac Efron's pits,... please!"

I showed him a phone photo

And pointed, "I want these!"

The pic was of Zac's armpits,

"I want Zac Efron's pits,... please!"

When I first saw Zac's pitters

I hollered, "Jeez, Louise!!!"

Those pits look mighty sexy,

"I want Zac Efron's pits,... please!"

Don't want his face or biceps,

His chest, his abs or knees;

There's one part I'm obsessed with,

"I want Zac Efron's pits,... please!"

So snip, inject and tug me,

Use tools that heat or freeze;

Don't care how awf'ly painful,

"I want Zac Efron's pits,... please!"

Consult with other doctors,

I'll pay outlandish fees.

Though it's a strange petition,

"I want Zac Efron's pits,... please!"

The surgeon had compassion, 

His smile put me at ease.

He said, "Can't give you Zac's pits.

Want mine?  They're yours to have,... please."

---  Well, armpit pals, I hope you had as much fun reading my little ditty as I had composing it for you.  Tell me, are you a fan of Mr. Efron's pretty pits as well?  Also, which Hollywood hunk's underarms would you like to have?  Please contact me and let me know.

(Pictures collected for the collage, as well as the gifs and pit pics use for this blog entry were all found online.) 


I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on Twitter @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.

Page 194 - Begging for Attention: Adam Nicklas' Armpits

Greetings armpit lovers!  I was feeling kinda lonely and rather concupiscent this weekend, so I asked Marty (my hairy, hunky online buddy) to pick a man's underarm pic that turns him on, in order that I may appreciate those armpits as well.  You see, I get soooo aroused knowing which pit picture turns another guy on.

Well, Marty sent me the following photo of male model, Adam Nicklas and responded, "All yours Quique!"

Adam Nicklas

Wow, what a perfect selection!  But of course as usual, I had to do some obsessive pit detective work and find additional photographs of Mr. Nicklas and the sexy underside of his shoulder joints!

After several hours of online research, I've collected 30 more perfect pit pics of Adam that I thought I'd share for your viewing pleasure: 1 sexy covered armpit pose and 29 photos revealing his handsome, hairy hollows!  ---  Boy, his pits are just begging for some attention.  All yours, pit lovers!

Well, fellow pit pals, I hope you enjoyed perusing my gallery of Mr. Nicklas and his beautiful underarms.  Please feel free to share with me any pretty pit pics that stimulate your senses.  ---  But now if you'll excuse me, I have a sock waiting with Adam's name on it.

(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the pit pics use for this blog entry were all found online.)

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on Twitter @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.