Sunday, May 13, 2018

Page 101 - A Celebration of One Hundred Pages of Pits (Part Two)





The celebration of 100 blog pages of pits continues!  I started CONFESSIONS OF AN ARMPIT LOVER because I was desperate to disclose my real life stories and musings with others.  Most of my boyfriends and friends were not interested or too judgmental.

As previously mentioned, I've divided this celebration publication into two pages for easier reading, with 50 tidbits each (both equal 100). Make sure to check out the first half of this special post @ Page 100 - A Celebration of One Hundred Pages of Pics (Part One .  Simply click on the yellow link.

I'm so excited about this special 2 part post!  It's my way of celebrating the 100 page milestone, as well as a way to acknowledge and show my appreciation to you the reader.  Hope you enjoy this special posting as much as I've enjoyed putting it together!


With sincere gratitude,


Enrique Henry



TABLE OF CONTENTS FOR PART TWO
- 10 Countries, Many Words for "Armpit"
- 10 Funny Videos of Armpit Commercials
- 30 Favorite Male Celebrity Armpit Pics


10 COUNTRIES, MANY WORDS FOR "ARMPIT"
As mentioned in Part One, I am pleasantly surprised that readers from all over the globe check out these pit pages.  Here's a list of the top 10 countries that have read my blog pages, according to the stats on Blogger.  Plus for fun I've added the word for armpit in the main languages of those countries.  (NOTE: These results are as of this posting on Sunday, May 13, 2017.)

#1.   United States(English) armpit, axilla, oxter, (Spanish) axila, sobaco 
#2.   Germany(German) achsel, achselhöhle
#3.   Ukraine(Ukrainian) пахва
#4.   Canada(English) armpit, (French) aisselle
#5.   Portugal - (Portuguese) axila, sovaco
#6.   Poland(Polish) pacha
#7.   Brazil(Portuguese) axila, sovaco
#8.   France(French) aisselle
#9.   Philippines(Filipino) kilikili
#10. Singapore(Malay) ketiak, (Mandarine) 腋窩, (Tamil) அக்குள், (English) armpit


Would you like to actually hear how fellow pit lovers from around the world pronounce the delicious word "armpit"?  Simply click on the following yellow link and go to Google Translate for Armpit . Once there you'll see that I typed "armpit" in English inside the first box and the word is translated to Spanish is in the second box. Use the drop arrow above the second box to choose the language you wish to translate "armpit".  Then listen to the translated results by clicking the speaker icon at the bottom right of the appropriate box.  ---  My two favorite pronunciations are Brazil's "sovaco" for its smooth sexiness, and the Philippines "kilikili" for its playfulness.

(NOTE: If you modify the original text, Google will automatically translate it as long as the option at the bottom for instant translation is turned on at the top.)



10 FUNNY VIDEOS OF ARMPIT COMMERCIALS
I found some humorous and somewhat sexy, international commercials for armpit deodorants and shampoos.  Here (in no particular order) are the links to their YourTube videos.  Click the play buttons to enjoy.

#1. Fountain of Sweat - Axe Antiperspirant Ad





#2. Canadairman - Axe Dry Ad




#3. See The Difference - Axe Dry Spray Ad 😛
(At the end of the commercial I tend to yell at the spokeswoman, "Shut up!")




#4. Perfect Ending - Old Spice Ad




#5. Message In A Bottle - Old Spice Ad
(featuring Fabio)




#6. Order Blocking Body Wash - Old Spice Ad
(featuring Terry Crews)




#7. Vampire - Axe Dry Ad 💗




#8. Smell Like A Winner - Axe Dry Ad 




#9. Funny Thailand Commercial - Nivea Men Ad




#10. Mario Verses Giorgio - Axe Fusion Ad






30 FAVORITE CELEBRITY MALE ARMPIT PICS
What armpit lover doesn't get a thrill out of viewing the underarms of sexy male celebrities?  Here (in no particular order) are a few of my favorite pit pics and gifs of famous guys:

1. Actor Jon-Erik Hexum
(My 1st armpit crush. Read by blog post about him @ Page 1 - The Armpit Poster.
Simply click on the yellow link.)

2. Actor Adrien Brody

3. Actor Joe Manganiello

4. Singer/Actor Adam Levine

5. Actor Nathan Owens

6. Actor/Singer Hugh Jackman

7. Actor Travis Fimmel
(Read about my obsession with his controversial magazine ad
Page 10 - Oh, That Calvin Klein Ad! )

8. Actor Casey Moss

9. Actor Jude Law

10. Actor/Singer Darren Criss

11. Actor Henry Cavill
(Super sexy!)

12. Actor Ben Affleck
(Holy Grand Canyons, Batman!!!  Those pits are deep & magnificent to behold!)

13. Actor Ezra Miller
(If he'd ask, I'd lick 'em in a FLASH!)

14. Actor Jason Momoa as Aquaman
(BTW, my favorite scene in the movie JUSTICE LEAGUE.

Read my review @ Page 44 - Thor or Aquaman's Armpits? )


15. Actor Adam Driver


16. Actor Idris Elba


17. Singer/Actor Ricky Martin

18. Actor Jake Gyllenhaal

19. Actor Tom Cruise

20. Actor/Singer Zach Efron
(The prettiest pits in Hollywood.)

21. Actor Jeremy Piven

22. Singer/Actor Trey Songz

23. Singer/Actor Nick Jonas
(Wish I had a 36" X 48" enlarged copy of this pic hanging over my fireplace mantel.)

24. Actor Blake Michael

25. Actor Gilles Marini

26. Actor Ryan Gosling

27. Actor Miguel Angel Silvestre

28. Actor Harry Shum Jr.

29. Actor Avan Jogia

30. Actor James Franco
(Naughty & nice at the same time.  I've always thought he'd be adventurous in bed.)

Visit my Pinterest page for more armpit entertainment, including a board solely dedicated to male celebrity armpits @ www.pinterest.com/enriquehenry100 .



---  Well armpit lovers, there you have it, Part Two of my celebration of 100 pages of pits.  Here's to the next 100 pages of axilla fun!


(Picture used for celebration title art as well as all photos and videos for this post were found online.)


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