Wow, 100 pages of pits!!! I published the first page of my blog CONFESSIONS OF AN ARMPIT LOVER on October 9, 2017. I wasn't sure if anyone would understand my obsession over men's underarms, much less even want to read my quirky musings, but the readership keeps growing week after week.
This one hundredth post is my way of celebrating the 100 page milestone, as well as a way to acknowledge and show my appreciation to you the reader. Special thanks to the fellow armpit lovers who've contacted me, liked my posts and given me feedback and encouragement via Google Plus, Pinterest and Twitter. Extra thanks to the guys who shared their sexy, personal pit pics with me. 😛
I've divided this celebration publication into two pages for easier reading, with 50 tidbits each (both equal 100). Part Two is featured on Page 101 @ A Celebration of One Hundred Pages of Pits (Part Two). Simply click on the yellow link.
Hope you enjoy this special two part posting as much as I've enjoyed putting it together!
With sincere gratitude,
Enrique Henry
TABLE OF CONTENTS FOR PART ONE
- 10 Countries with Readers of My Blog Pages
- 10 Sexy Styles for Armpit Lovers
- 30 Armpit Related Slang Terms
10 COUNTRIES WITH READERS OF MY BLOG PAGES
To my surprise, readers from all over the globe check out these pit pages. According to the stats on Blogger, this is a list of the top 10 countries that have read the pages. (NOTE: These results are as of this posting on Saturday, May 12, 2017.)
#1. United States
#2. Germany
#3. Ukraine
#4. Canada
#5. Portugal
#6. Poland
#7. Brazil
#8. France
#9. Philippines
#10. Singapore
So friends, be encouraged, you are not alone. There are thousands and thousands, if not millions, of armpit lovers all over the world just like us! Some might be your neighbors.
10 SEXY STYLES FOR ARMPIT LOVERS
Want to show off those delicious assets under your arms? Try wearing one or more of these hot styles that are socially acceptable as attire in public either at the gym, dance club or even at your neighborhood grocery store. --- In my opinion these fun styles look better with sexy, long pit hair.
#1. The Tank Top
#2. The Mesh Tank Top
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| Josh Nicholson |
#3. The T-Shirt with Cut Off Sleeves
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| Charlie Matthews |
#4. The Mesh Short Sleeve T-Shirt
#5. The Sleeveless Crop Top
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| Aziz Ametov |
#6. The Sleeveless Mesh Crop Top
#7. The Baggy Crop Top
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| Actor/Singer Kid Cudi |
#8. The Pullover Sleeveless Hoodie
#9. The Sleeveless Denim Shirt
#10. Lace Short Sleeve Shirts
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| Rapper Cazwell & His Crew |
Click on the video link (below) to view the fun YouTube video of openly gay rapper Cazwell with his crew singing and dancing in their sexy lace shirts and shorts.
30 ARMPIT RELATED SLANG TERMS
I found a fun online site that gives various slang phrases and related terms for the word armpit. Here, in no particular order, is a list of some of the more interesting ones:
1. Whores Bath - Washing face, armpits and genitalia.
2. Oceaning - To be sweating enormously under your armpits.
3. Jabar - Visible sweat mark under your armpits.
4. Muffpits - Armpits full of crunchy hair.
5. Pig - Gay slang for someone who gets off sexually by doing raunchy things like licking sweaty armpits or sniffing dirty underwear and socks.
6. Afropits - A person who has extremely hairy armpits.
7. Freddy Mercurys - Armpits, especially hairy ones. Reference to lead singer from Queen, who frequently displayed his armpits in photos and video.
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| Singer Freddy Mercury |
8. Jigufler - Person who get sexual pleasure out of licking armpits.
9. Tickle Bump - The act of someone tickling your armpits wildly from behind.
10. Mulberry Bush - Hairy armpits.
11. Bagpiping - Armpit intercourse.
12. Axillism - Having sexual intercourse with an armpit.
13. Double Pits To Chesty - When a guy rubs his fingers in his armpits then wipes it between his partner's chest then up to the partner's nose.
14. Onion Smuggler - A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.
15. Sweat Poncho - A shirt with very large holes in the armpit area typically worn by men who work out in public. It should be worn by men with great bodies or by men who sweat excessively from their armpits.
16. Pitface - When a Person gets another Person's ArmPITS on their FACE.
17. Deodorant Diggleberries - When you use too much deodorant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.
18. Full Nelson - The act of reaching underneath another's armpits and interlocking one's hands behind the victims head.
19. To Do A Beyoncé - Striking a pose for the paparazzi and showing one's armpits as Beyoncé always does.
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| Singer/Actress Beyoncé |
20. The Armpit Ambush - When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.
21. Chia-Pits - When one's armpits are so hairy, it looks like a Chia Pet.
22. Armpit Time Machine - (1.) when the smell of your armpits brings back the memories of adolescence. (2.) a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
23. Water Pits - When the armpit of a person excretes sweat
24. Bradern - When a someone styles his/ her armpit hair in either a braid or ponytail.
25. Jungulous - (adj.) used to describe an extreme amount of pubic hair in the reproductive region, armpits, gluteus maximus, back, chest....anywhere there's a jungulous situation.
26. Ticklegasm - An orgasm experienced as a result of prolonged tickling.
27. Legpits - The backs of your knees. Similar appearance/skin texture to your armpits.
28. Airplane Wash - Taking a quick shower only cleaning under the "wings" (armpits) and the "cockpit."
29. Brad Pit Shower - When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by actor Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.
30. Brad Pitts - Subtle way of talking about arm pits. If you were around a group of friends and your crush was there, you're not exactly going to want to burst out 'I'VE GOT SWEATY ARMPITS', so instead you can say that Brad Pitt is spitting or something. clever no? (It can also be said on first name terms, i.e. Brad, Brad's, Bradley's.)
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| Actor Brad Pitt |
--- Well armpit lovers, the fun continues on Page 101 @ A Celebration of One Hundred Pages of Pits (Part Two). Simply click on the yellow link.
(Picture used for celebration title art as well as all photos for this post were found online.)
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1 comment:
I love a smooth body with hairy armpits..something about that juxtaposition and it makes the pits stand out even more. Nothing more manlier than a muscle hairy armpit
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