Sunday, October 23, 2022

Page 307 - My Armpit Dilemma: I Want Them Both!

 

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  Sometime ago, I found myself in quite a predicament.  It had been several weeks since I'd had any kind of relief from my feverish, sexual tension!  (Translation: I was madly, craving pits!)  I waited until my honey left the apartment to go out and run some errands, then I rushed to my home computer.


You see, my longtime sweetie isn't into underarm merrymaking.  So, it leaves me no choice but to frequently and secretly go online to find a sexy pit pic of some random fella to lust after, while "applying pleasure to myself".

However, that day I was torn between 2 arousing images I'd located.  I almost NEVER have this much trouble deciding on who will be my "private dance partner"!  ---  To complicate matters, both guys in the photographs were extreme opposites!


The first guy was professional Australian escort, Jaxon Reeves.  I saw this blazing hot photo on his personal Twitter feed and was instantly smitten with the alpha male's deep and hairy, sprawled pits!  He eagerly awaited my submission!

Jaxon Reeves

But, then I also found a sexy, slender stud, a kind of "everyday Joe"/"bad boy" type!  I found his fascinating photo on Tumblr!  In my mind, he seemed to be showing off just for me!

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I did some frantic, online investigating to find out the lad's name and locate his other photos.  However, my Google Image searches just kept bringing up the word "navel" and informed me that there were no other sizes of "Joe's" shower image to be found, which usually tells me I've hit a dead end.

Hmmm, so which guy would I take to the dance?

Well, each guy had a certain sexy cockiness about him, which absolutely drives me wild!  Although, between the two, I think it would be less of a challenge to dominate the younger dude, not because of age, but because he seems like the type who would be more open to taking turns.  (I like versatility in a guy.)  As for Mr. Reeves?  Would he be willing to take turns in the bedroom?  Well, I figure,... not so much.  (But hey, I do love a dominant Daddy type too!)

I had zero doubt that either fella's photo would result in a rather pleasurable and powerful release for me.  Even though the two couldn't be more different than black and white!  (Pun intended. 😁)


Dang, I desperately wanted them both!  The big question was who would I pick?  The he-man with the juicy pits or the youthful bad boy, fresh out of the shower?

In the end, the bold alpha pits demanded my full attention!  (Yes sir, Master Jaxon!!!)



And as for Joseph?  Well,... I saved his wet and wonderful armpit selfie for a special evening, just like tonight.


Now, if you'll excuse me,... my midnight tango partner awaits!


Sweetie is asleep in the other room.  My computer is turned on and so am I.  A smile comes across my face, "Hello, Joe!  Whadda ya know?  It's just the two of us,... finally alone."

My heart is throbbing as Joe lifts his arms for me!  ---  He's scrubbed clean, and ready to get sweaty! 😈



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For more photos, follow the Australian companion on his personal Twitter account: Jaxon Reeves .


(All images used for this entry were found online.)


Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms:


Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...
Twitter @enriquehenry100 ,
and now Tumblr @enriquehenry100!

NOTE: Just click on the yellow links.

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Friday, October 21, 2022

Page 306 - ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #13: " 'Cause My Pits Are Awesome, Bro!"


ME: Dude, I'm trying to take a regular vacation selfie of the two of us to post on Instagram.  Why are you always raising your arm to show off in photos?"

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


ME: Seriously dude, cut it out!  What makes you think anyone wants a peek at those smelly things?   

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


ME: Dude, you just come across looking conceited!  Why are you so full of yourself?

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


ME: Come on dude, for once let's just try taking a normal photo.  Ready in one, two,...!
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What the...?  ---  Really?  Really Jeff?  Man, you gotta stop it!  Why do you keep photo bombing every single shot with your nasty armpits? 

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


ME: Dude, I don't get it.  You gotta stop advertising that weird, kinky junk!  No girl is gonna wanna look at that hairy jungle under your arm, much less get her face in there!  So, why do you insist on exposing your pitters!?

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


ME: Now, hold on!  Wait a minute, wait a minute!  ---  Dude, are you peacocking for my Insta followers, or purposely posing that way, to irritate me?  I don't get it!  I just don't get it!  ---  Are you trying to fill up my phone with pictures of your disgusting underarms?  Unfortunately, there are hundreds and hundreds of them already stored in my cellphone!  I'm way too embarrassed to ever post them.  Give me one reason, just one reason, why I shouldn't delete them all?

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


ME: Geez, I don't care how long we've known each other, I really don't know why I should remain best friends with a guy who constantly, constantly teases and torments me with his armpits?

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


ME: Oh, I doubt it, dude!  I seriously doubt it!  You know, I'm tired of your endless boasting!  Now, I'm no gay guy, but hey, I'm certainly open minded enough to judge whether another man's pits are awesome or not!  So go ahead, Jeff!  Stick that sweaty, shaggy, mess in my face, dude!  Stick it in my face so I can tell you how gross it really is, and maybe finally shut you up, once and for all, damn it!
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ME: Oh, wow!  Oh, wow, dude!  That deep, warm crater, that masculine smell, that wet fur on my face!  You're so right, dude, you're so right!  Your pits ARE awesome, bro!  ----  Aw, man!  Aw, man!  Right now you're making me question a lot of things!  I,... I don't get it, I just don't get it!  Dude, why am I suddenly so horny!?  Why do I have these strange, curious feelings about you?  Why am I so dazed and confused!?

JEFF: 'Cause my pits are awesome, bro!


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Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  I hope you enjoyed this 13th installment of my ARMPIT SNAPSHOT series.  It's a peek into my imagination.  You see, every time I find an online photo of two sexy men, and at least one guy is showing an armpit, my mind wanders and usually conceives some kinky fantasy!  So, each installment is kind of like me taking a "screen capture" of my naughty daydream! 😍


Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms:


Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...
Twitter @enriquehenry100 ,
and now Tumblr @enriquehenry100!

NOTE: Just click on the yellow links.

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Saturday, October 8, 2022

Page 305 - "Go Ahead, But Make It Quick!"

 
"Dude, you know I'm straight.  Well anyway, go ahead,... but make it quick!"

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  Check out the above image.

Hmmmmm?  To me, the guy in the photo wants the photographer to snap his pit pic.  However, he feels he has to feign any appearance that he's even remotely into it.  (Oh, he's into it!)  I imagine his girlfriend never looks at his hairy pitters that way.

You know, it's kind of exciting, having someone think a part of you is hot!  Even if you don't understand the appeal,... and even if that admirer is your horny, gay roommate!


Hmmmmm?  Of course, on second glance, another sexy scenario could be that the fella in the photo is frustrated.  His self-absorbed girlfriend keeps rejecting his pleas for her to try and satisfy his armpit kink.

Upon hearing his straight buddy's grievances, the horny, gay roommate volunteers to offer his pit-pleasing services.

Surprised, but nervously intrigued, the hairy, hetero hunk replies, "Dude, you know I'm straight.  Well anyway, go ahead,... but make it quick!"


Hmmmmm?  Both story lines are equally exciting and work for me!


[NOTE:  Images used for this blog entry were all found online.]


I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms:


Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...
Twitter @enriquehenry100 ,
and now Tumblr @enriquehenry100!

NOTE: Just click on the yellow links.

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Saturday, October 1, 2022

Page 304 - The Mirror, My Armpits & Me: A Personal Reflection


Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  Allow me to reflect a bit upon my life.

When I was a kid, I stood out as being very different from the other boys in my family, my neighborhood, those at school, and especially the boys at church.

To avoid being the target of personal questions or ridicule, I usually kept to myself.  Back then, my best playmate was the guy in the mirror.  ---  Let me tell ya, I had quite the creative and vivid imagination!  (Hopefully, I still do.)


Over the years, the mirror has been a wonderful friend and encourager to me.


But sometimes,... not so much.



I honestly don't consider myself to be a vain person, but sometimes, looking at myself in the mirror can really turn me on!  (Come on admit it, you're often the same way.)


I remember as a youngster, the wild excitement I felt when I looked into the mirror and spotted my very first armpit hair!  My mom and I were close, but sadly, I couldn't share the momentous news with her, or anybody else for that matter, because my conservative family strictly believed in keeping private things private,... especially naughty stuff.  And in our household, underarms fell under the category of very, very, super naughty stuff!


Another naughty no-no?  Men's below the belt privates.  Therefore, pleasuring oneself down there, was greatly frowned upon.  ("Enrique, just think of the 'children' you'll be spilling out and killing!")

However, playing with one's own armpits was NEVER discussed!  Therefore, I went ahead and played with my pits,... and played with them quite often!


With age, I grew more body hair, and lots and lots of pit fur!  (The more better to play with while looking in the mirror, my dear!)


For decades I use to trim my hairy hollows, but I stopped pruning them about 5 years ago, which makes my private mirror time additionally enjoyable.


I suspect I'll still be ogling my hairy pitters in the looking glass, waaaay into my old age, which actually excites me! 😈


As most of you know, I've been with my sweetheart for several years and love him very much.  We live together, but have separate bathrooms, so we rarely spend time together gazing into a shared mirror.  However, when we go on vacation, we do enjoy staring at each other in the hotel mirror as we both get ready for the day.


But alas,... as I've often mentioned in my blog, my conservative sweetie does not share my fervor-ish fetish for armpits.  He thinks it's too naughty and gross.


In a perfect world, I'd have a fellow partner in pits!  A husband who enjoys amorously admiring his own axillae, as well as mine.

We'd spend at least a few moments a day staring into the mirror, pleased with how well our armpits looked united side by side, often measuring the growth of each other's pit hair, even going so far as to celebrate any grey strands that may sprout up there as we grow old together.

No doubt we'd say, "Behold, what a cute couple looking back at us!  Quite the quad of pits they posses!  Oh, how very lucky are their noses, tongues, fingers and eyes to make love to those captivating craters!  --- My, oh my, how lucky are those passionate pit-boys in the mirror?"


Awww,... in a perfect world.  ---  ***Sigh!***  Perhaps in a world on the other side of the looking glass.



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Well Pit Pals, I hope you enjoyed this little introspection of mine.  I have never shared these private thoughts with anyone else, but figured it would be something you might enjoy.  And I suspect, my frisky feelings about checking out the reflection of my own underarms also mirrors yours. 😉



(All images used for this blog, including the gifs and pictures for the collages, were found online.)



Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms.

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...
Twitter @enriquehenry100 ,
and now Tumblr @enriquehenry100!

NOTE: Just click on the yellow links.


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