[NOTE: To full appreciate the following poem I recommend reading it aloud in the slow, deep, guttural staccato voice of Frankenstein's' monster.]
Me ver-y big, you ver-y small,
You per-fect size. --- No, please don't yell.
Me reach for you, but not for hug,
This mon-ster want you come and smell.
When you see me walk-ing to you,
Me hold-ing arms out very stiff,
No want to hurt or make you scared,
Just want to have you take a whiff.
Me not bad boy, me just kink-y,
Please do not fear my zom-bie pose,
Just me want sex-y at-ten-tion,
Give me some love with your warm nose.
Come clo-ser in, not to wor-ry,
Mon-ster real nice, mean you no harm.
Just want to feel your man nos-trils
Bur-ied in mon-ster's un-der-arm.
Sniff pit stains from mon-ster's old coat,
Made by my sweat-y arm-pit fur.
Sniff me real deep, sniff me long time,
You know you like strong guy o-deur.
Me just crea-ture who know two things:
Pit love real good, but fire bad.
If you give me arm-pit ro-mance
You make this mon-ster very glad.
--- Well pit pals, I hope you enjoyed this little Halloween inspired ditty I wrote late at night, while contemplating the real reason Frankenstein's monster might walk around with his arms stretched out.
Oh, and here's an extra pic for you lovers of armpits and THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW who may prefer your monsters with less formal attire.
(Pictures collected for collages, movie stills, clip art of monsters as well as green creature pit pics use for this parody blog entry were all found online.)
Oh, and by the way, 2018 marks the 200th anniversary of the year Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein came into the world.
I'd love for us to keep in touch! So, I invite you to my main online platforms:
I'd love for us to keep in touch! So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:
Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . --- Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.
Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .
You can also connect with me on Twitter @enriquehenry100 .
NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.
FRANKENSTEIN'S PIT MONSTER: AN ARMPIT POEM
Me ver-y big, you ver-y small,
You per-fect size. --- No, please don't yell.
Me reach for you, but not for hug,
This mon-ster want you come and smell.
When you see me walk-ing to you,
Me hold-ing arms out very stiff,
No want to hurt or make you scared,
Just want to have you take a whiff.
Me not bad boy, me just kink-y,
Please do not fear my zom-bie pose,
Just me want sex-y at-ten-tion,
Give me some love with your warm nose.
Come clo-ser in, not to wor-ry,
Mon-ster real nice, mean you no harm.
Just want to feel your man nos-trils
Bur-ied in mon-ster's un-der-arm.
Sniff pit stains from mon-ster's old coat,
Made by my sweat-y arm-pit fur.
Sniff me real deep, sniff me long time,
You know you like strong guy o-deur.
Me just crea-ture who know two things:
Pit love real good, but fire bad.
If you give me arm-pit ro-mance
You make this mon-ster very glad.
Oh, and here's an extra pic for you lovers of armpits and THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW who may prefer your monsters with less formal attire.
(Pictures collected for collages, movie stills, clip art of monsters as well as green creature pit pics use for this parody blog entry were all found online.)
Oh, and by the way, 2018 marks the 200th anniversary of the year Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein came into the world.
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Click on the following link to read my 2017 Halloween Pit Poem:
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I'd love for us to keep in touch! So, I invite you to my main online platforms:
I'd love for us to keep in touch! So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:
Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . --- Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.
Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .
You can also connect with me on Twitter @enriquehenry100 .
NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.
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