[MY CONVERSATION WITH THE HUSBAND OF MY SWEETIE'S BEST FRIEND.]
Hey look, I have a coin in my pocket! Wanna play a quick game, while our husbands are off to the store for more snacks and ice? --- Wait,... before you reply, hear me out.
I propose we take off our shirts.
Come on, hurry, take your top off too.
Now, don't worry, I'm not trying to get you into bed, or do anything vulgar. --- Dude, just hear me out, okay?
You and I are practically "sisters-in-law", so I feel there's already a bond between us.
Our hubbies have been best buds since they met in elementary school. And as you know they've always enjoyed sharing juicy gossip and personal info with one another.
--- I'm sure we both agree it's highly inappropriate and rather annoying, but hey, that's their thing. I guess they're just a couple of gossip girls at heart.
Not surprisingly, your darling sometimes tells my darling rather intimate details about what happens behind your bedroom door. Anyhow, the other day my sweetie let it slip that you've been pretty upset lately because your honey refuses to engage in armpit play with you.
I was shocked to hear that he's totally turned off by the idea of men being passionate with each other's pits.
I'm sorry. You're sitting there speechless and probably embarrassed. But listen.
Although my sexy sweetheart and I have a pretty healthy sex life, my guy hates making love to underarms too. But, here's the thing,... I love it!
Unfortunately for years I've been trying to get him into pit play, however he's just not interested. It totally grosses him out.
Hmmm, you look surprised and a somewhat intrigued. --- Allow me to continue.
So tonight, when the guys were getting ready to leave, I reached into my pants pocket for a couple of bills to give them, and found this quarter. --- Well, it gave me fun idea.
While we're waiting for the guys to return, you and I have time to play a little game. Since the two of us have "a certain itch", our partners are unwilling to "scratch", we might as well help each other out.
Dude, we'll keep it fast and simple. --- I'll merely flip this coin. Heads I lick your armpit, tails you lick mine!
Don't worry, we won't kiss. That would only complicate matters, since we both still love our husbands.
Don't you see, it's better than either one of us going out and seeking a torrid affair, or hooking up with some random pit pig on a dating app.
Come on, it'll be easy. We'll flip the coin only once. Besides, we haven't much time.
The licker doesn't have to lick both pits. Just one should suffice.
If we go ahead and do this we have to make it count, 'cause we may never have the courage to do this again.
Come on dude,... one toss, one pit, one lick.
Don't worry, our hubbies will never know. --- Anyway, it won't be our fault. We can simply blame it on the toss of the coin.
So,... what do you say?
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Well, fellow armpit lovers, I hope you enjoyed my little fantasy. If you're like me and starved for pits, you spend a lot of time imagining creative ways to get what you're hungry for.
(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the pics, gif and clipart used for this blog entry were all found online. BTW, that's the delicious duo of models Matthew Zink & Matthieu Charneau who I selected to portray the hungry hubbies.)
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