Page 381 - "The Armpit Lover's Halloween Rhyme"

 

THE ARMPIT LOVER'S HALLOWEEN RYHME

"Treat-or-Treat,

Forget my feet,

Here's my underarm to eat!"

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And now an explanation.

Revelers on All Hallows' Eve have been knocking on doors for decades, saying the famous rhyme, "Trick-or-treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!"

Well, upon reflection, I figure Halloween must be a great time of year for foot fetish folk.  They get to go around ordering others to smell their horny hooves.  It's harmless, smile inducing and considered socially acceptable to say.

Sadly, my fellow armpit lovers and I don't have a designated holiday season to unabashedly flaunt our fine fetish.  (Yet!)

And so, I came up with "The Armpit Lover's Halloween Rhyme", a little ditty for us to recite at our neighbor's doorstep this year,...  or at a party, the post office, the gym, the grocery store,... wherever and whenever the mood strikes! 😈

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(Photos for this blog entry were found online.  The title pic is a parody collage I created using 2 photos, one of the trick-or-treaters,...

and the other of the happy, hairy hunk.)

His original photo.

If you want more pretty pit poses from the gorgeous guy pictured in this blog entry, make sure to follow him on X, formerly Twitter: @AlphaR3turns .

By the way, I must inform you that he's a very charming, online Cash Master, so you may be constantly aroused and tempted to open up your wallet to get his approval. 💰

And hey, there's good news for all you foot fanatics!  He features stuff for you too!

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Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!

"Hmmm, I may be loosing my head, and life savings,
over this AlphaR3turns guy and his hot pits."

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, or buy me a coffee, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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Page 380 - THE PERFECT TOP #4

 Something for every armpit lover's cold weather wardrobe! 🤣👍❤️

The fun design is also available for purchase on t-shirts, tank tops, wall art, home décor, accessories, and more!   For more info visit: teepublic.com/im-a-professional-armpit-sniffer .

"Okay sir, I'm ready for my free, professional consultation!"

It's practically guaranteed, your life will get a whole lot more interesting when you wear the hoodie out in public! 😍👃

(Photo of the hoodie found online.  The image of "Eager Eddie" was downloaded from my paid subscription to Dreamstime, a royalty-free, stock image provider.)

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Page 379 - "Well, If Algorithms Are So Smart..."

 

Based on true events.

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Page 378 - "There's a Ghost in My Apartment": An Armpit Poem

Greetings, lovers of pits and poetry!  It's somewhat of an annual tradition that I post a new Halloween themed armpit poem on my blog.

My composition for this year is a haunting tale about an alarming aroma permeating a pretty man's apartment.

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"There's a Ghost in My Apartment":

An Armpit Poem

There's a ghost in my apartment.

Never moans, never harms,...

Yet he pesters me profusely

With his putrid underarms.

I smell armpits in the bathroom,

I smell armpits in the bed,...

I smell armpits in the kitchen;

Are they real, or in my head?

The stench permeates my dwelling,

Every room and corridor...

Could they be the pits of some guy

Who died here sometime before?

When I sit to watch the TV,

When I'm texting on the phone,

Those darn funky, phantom armpits

Will not leave my nose alone.

Friends refused to pay me visits,

That darn ghost made grandma cry,...

All my dates leave my place early,

Even Door Dash won't dash by!

I tried burning scented candles,

Had the whole place smudged and saged...

Sat in séances till sunrise,

Exorcisms too were staged.

But the nagging, fowl aroma

From that cruel, dead psychopath,...

Seemed to suddenly diminish,

When I finally took a bath.

THE END

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Well there you have it, Pit Pals!  I hope you enjoyed my silly, spooky sonnet for 2023.

May you have a hauntingly good Halloween this year, filled with lots of yummy, tasty treats!  ---  It's totally up to you if prefer yours  sweet or stinky.  😋 

(NOTE: Photos of the delicious dude and company, as well as the candles and pumpkin head, were downloaded from my paid subscription to Dreamstime, a royalty-free, stock image provider.

However, the ghost and haunted hallway photos were "created" my me, using the Artificial Intelligence app DALL-E.)

In the mood for more fun armpit-themed poetry?  Then, I invite you to click on the following links to read my previous Halloween Pit Poems:

"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR PITS": AN ARMPIT POEM

BEWARE THE PIT ZOMBIE: AN ARMPIT POEM

"THE PIT-WOLF": AN ARMPIT POEM

FRANKENSTEIN'S PIT MONSTER: AN ARMPIT POEM

"POOR SIMON": AN ARMPIT POEM OF HORROR

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Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, or buy me a coffee, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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