Greetings, lovers of pits and poetry! It's somewhat of an annual tradition that I post a new Halloween themed armpit poem on my blog.
My composition for this year is a haunting tale about an alarming aroma permeating a pretty man's apartment.
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An Armpit Poem
There's a ghost in my apartment.
Never moans, never harms,...
Yet he pesters me profusely
With his putrid underarms.
I smell armpits in the bathroom,
I smell armpits in the bed,...
I smell armpits in the kitchen;
Are they real, or in my head?
The stench permeates my dwelling,
Every room and corridor...
Could they be the pits of some guy
Who died here sometime before?
When I sit to watch the TV,
When I'm texting on the phone,
Those darn funky, phantom armpits
Will not leave my nose alone.
Friends refused to pay me visits,
That darn ghost made grandma cry,...
All my dates leave my place early,
Even Door Dash won't dash by!
I tried burning scented candles,
Had the whole place smudged and saged...
Sat in séances till sunrise,
Exorcisms too were staged.
But the nagging, fowl aroma
From that cruel, dead psychopath,...
Seemed to suddenly diminish,
When I finally took a bath.
THE END
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Well there you have it, Pit Pals! I hope you enjoyed my silly, spooky sonnet for 2023.
May you have a hauntingly good Halloween this year, filled with lots of yummy, tasty treats! --- It's totally up to you if prefer yours sweet or stinky. 😋
(NOTE: Photos of the delicious dude and company, as well as the candles and pumpkin head, were downloaded from my paid subscription to Dreamstime, a royalty-free, stock image provider.
However, the ghost and haunted hallway photos were "created" my me, using the Artificial Intelligence app DALL-E.)
In the mood for more fun armpit-themed poetry? Then, I invite you to click on the following links to read my previous Halloween Pit Poems:
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