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| Cocktail Party Attire |
If you're going to a party,
Whether casual or real swank,
Keep your shirt choice very simple,
Wear a cool, little, black tank.
Every lady in her closet
Has a basic LBD.
We men too need fashion staples,
That are timeless and sexy.
Just a tight, little, black tank-top
Versatile and always chic,
Worn in public makes folks notice,
Makes the gay boys' knees go weak.
Nice with khakis, woolen trousers
Or a pair of skin-tight jeans;
Fits a young guy, fits a daddy,
Or a hunky man of means.
Show your forearms? Show your muscles?
Certainly, why yes you may!
But the one thing I insist on:
Keep those armpits on display.
Throw away your itchy polos,
Toss your tux shirts in the can.
Every gay guy at a party
Loves to see a tank-topped man.
--- Just a little ditty I wrote after pondering why it is women can wear a LBD (Little Black Dress) to just about any event while the choices for men aren't so simple. That and also because I'd love to see more exposed armpits at parties.
(All photos found online.)
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