Page 225 - New Armpit Game: "I Lick Him/ He Licks Me/ Kick Him Outta Bed"

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  Some of you might have missed this, but recently, I came up with a scrumptious, underarm-centric game which I'd love to share with you.  I call it: "I Lick Him/ He Licks Me/ Kick Him Outta Bed".  It's inspired by a similar game I saw on an old episode of WILL & GRACE and follows along the lines as "Boink, Marry, Kill",... just less vulgar and less violent.

(Click here to read about the original game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss,_Marry,_Kill .)

Now, here are the directions for my version of the game...

"I Lick Him/ He Licks Me/ Kick Him Outta Bed"

FIRST - Grab a magazine, online article, or ad that features photos of 3 famous guys.  The trio can be photographed together, spread out on the cover, or maybe one guy on the left page with the others on the right.

For our example, let's say we find a publicity photo featuring three appetizing actors of the JUSTICE LEAGUE movie: Henry Cavill, Ben Affleck, and Jason Momoa (shown below). 😍😍😍

Cavill, Affleck & Momoa, costars in the 2017 film JUSTICE LEAGUE

Of course, it's preferable to locate pictures of the guys displaying their delectable armpits (as seen below), but not necessary.

SECOND - Imagine these 3 actors from the DC Universe are all equally willing to participate in your underarm fantasies!

THIRD - Assign each guy JUST ONE of the roles in this game.  Whose pits would you want to lick?  Who would you want licking yours?  And lastly, who would you have to regrettably "kick out of bed"?

Now, if the pictures DO NOT feature the men shirtless (as in the first group photo) it actually makes the game even more intriguing for me!

I have to consider the following factors:

• Who do I suspect has the hairiest pits, or maybe the more tastier, musky ones. (I'm looking at you Mr. Momoa!)

• Does the gentleman project the personality I'd require of a partner willing to get into what my mouth has to offer?  (Again, I'm looking at you Jason!)

•  Who would have the passion to satisfy my pits?

•  Lastly, who seems more of a prude?  ---  All very important factors!

Recently, I played this game using the cover of SOAP OPERA DIGEST magazine, which just so happened to feature 3 savory, sexy, soap hunks!  (If there are more than 3 guys on the cover I simply select 3 for the competition.)  My results were as follows:

1. Brandon Barash, 2. Greg Vaughan, &  3. Darin Brooks

I LICK HIM:  Hottie Brandon Barash, from DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 
HE LICKS ME:  Handsome Greg Vaughan, also from DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
KICK HIM OUTTA BED:  Cutie Darin Brooks, of BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL.

It was a tough call, however I've seen these actors on their shows and I believe Brandon to have the hairiest armpits and also, I love how he responds to his co-star when she kisses him.  I can totally imagine that same passion being expressed when I lick his underarms! 😋


Naturally, the challenge becomes even more delicious if you find a pic of 3 gents actually revealing their pits, as in this image of the sweet, singing sensation, Jonas Brothers: Nick, Joe and Kevin!

The Jonas Bros: Nick, Joe and Kevin

Or how about this flavorful photo featuring USA Olympic swimmers Ricky Berens, Ryan Lochte, and Michael Phelps!?  ---  Yes, I know it's a bummer that neither fella has pit hair in the pic, but that's the sport of swimming for ya. 😥

Ricky Berens, Ryan Lochte & Michael Phelps

I love finding advertisements featuring a tasty trio!  This is one of my favorite promo pics, since all three models are not only showcasing their attractive swimwear, but also their pretty boy pits!  ---  Yowza!!! 😍

Let's say you're more of a Marvel fan.  Well, how about playing the game with Captain America, Thor and Iron Man, also known as actors Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downey Jr.?

Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth & Robert Downey Jr.
of THE AVENGERS.

  My, oh my,... this selection makes me salivate to no end! 💓💓💓

Well, pit pals!  I can't tell you how much I enjoy playing this silly game!  Why not try the challenge for yourself, or better yet, play it with an armpit-lovin' pal.  It's such an addictive, yummy way to past the time!

Now then, go grab a newspaper, magazine, or do a Google Image search and serve up some sexy fun! 😁

(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the pit pics used for this blog entry were all found online.) 

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