Confessions Of An Armpit Lover: September 2021

Thursday, September 30, 2021

Page 258 - I Need a Workout Buddy to Sniff!

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers! As mentioned before, I love my sweetie, but sadly, he's NOT into pit play. Heck, he doesn't even like me getting close when he's sweaty!!!

Well folks, for the past several weeks I've had an unusually STRONG urge! I need to,... I have too,... I simply must smell some male underarms!!!

You know, I see thousands, upon thousands of pit pics online, but I NEVER get to fill my lungs with their alluring aroma!

Oh, alright, alright, I'll be a good boy and NOT have an armpit affair behind my sweetie's back. But, come on! I desperately need a fix!

Hey,... what if,... yeah, WHAT IF,... I simply find a workout buddy, for the sole purpose of being close enough to get a whiff of his sweaty pits!?

My neighborhood grocery store is in the same shopping plaza as a GOLD'S GYM. I often see Herculean hunks in their muscle shirts shopping for groceries after their workouts. Usually, they're strolling down the aisles with an equally good-looking gym buddy.

Hmmm, maybe I can find myself a buddy too!!! --- But not necessarily for workouts assists!

[Press the YouTube play button to hear an instrumental cover of the song "Physical", made famous by Olivia Newton John, as you continue to read.]

Wow, my mind is racing

with possibilities!!!

My workout buddy can be a drop-dead gorgeous Adonis or just an plain, ordinary Joe!

Heck, the guy can be gay, straight, bi, or an asexual male!

I truly can't believe I'm thinking this, but he can even have,... shaved armpits!!! I don't care at this point! Hey y'all I'm not kidding, my schnoz desperately needs a snort of some manly underarm stink as soon as possible!

If I get myself a buddy we can exercise next to each other everyday after work! I'll make sure to find a fella that doesn't mind working up a sweat.

Someone who doesn't care if I invade his personal space bubble, 'cause man oh man, I wanna get close,... REAL, REAL CLOSE! (The better to sniff him, my dears! 🐺)

I simply gotta inhale the fragrance of worn out, wet pits,... STAT!

Awww, the sweet fragrance of a hot, hunk's hairy hollows!

But hey, I promise,... NO SEX with my workout buddy, just sniffs! --- Would that be so wrong!!!???

Hmmm, just imagine all those after-workout selfies my bud and I would take, standing next to each other, flexing for the online looky-loos! All the while releasing our pit cologne into the atmosphere around us!

My nose would definitely get quite the workout as well! (Sniff-sniff! 👃)

Oh, the conversations we might have:

"Hey Brah! Let's take another selfie to record our progress!"

(Sniff! 👃)

"Seriously dude, you can totally skip the showers!

Your sweat don't smell like stink to me!"

(👃💓 Awwwww!!!)

(Deep inhale.👃 ) "Whoa, that breeze is great!

Nothing like filling up your lungs with the sweet smell of fresh,... um,... air!)

"Man, what's that intoxicating scent wafting through the air?

Is that pumpkin spice I smell?!?"

(Snort-snort! 🐷)

(Sniff-sniff! Sniff-sniff! 👃)

"Wha..??? Naw dude, I don't think I'm coming down with anything.

It's probably just allergies.

I think this wet locker room is the cause of all my sniffing." 😉

"Hold that pose, hold that pose! Yeah, just like that, buddy! Just like that!"

(Sniff! 👃)

"Wow, dude! Wait'll they get a load of our pits,... er,... I mean pecs!"

(Sniff-sniff! 👃)

"Okay, let's go ahead and flex BOTH arms for the next picture!"

(Whiff-whiff! 👃)

"Hey ol' chum, stand closer so we can both be seen in the photo!

Closer. No, closer. --- Even closer."

(Sniff-sniff-sniff! Sniff-sniff-sniff! 👃 )

"By the way bro, is that a new underarm deodorant you're sporting?

'Cause let me tell ya, you're rocking it!"

(Snif-fffffffff! 👃👃👃)

"Aw dude, we worked out so hard the stink of our pits

is gonna permeate this gym for days and days!"

(Snuffle-snuffle! 👃😈)

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--- Well pit pals, I hope you enjoyed this blog entry and don't mind my naughty fantasies.

If I can't find myself a workout buddy, maybe I can get a job at GOLD'S GYM as the new laundry guy. I'd love to give all those wet, used towels a whiff, you know, to find out if they need pretreating.

(The photos, clipart, and gif used for this blog entry were all found online.)

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Friday, September 24, 2021

Page 257 - An Armpit Question for Y'all

Howdy, fellow armpit lovers! As you may already know, I live in Texas, USA. Here in the Lone Star State, cowboys and chili are mighty popular! Both have inspired this particular blog entry.

Long, long ago, when I was a young buckaroo, there use to be a popular TV commercial for canned chili.

The spokesman would look right into the camera and ask, "Neighbor,... how long has it been since you've had a big thick steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?" He'd quickly respond with, "Well,... that's too long!"

In-Store Promotion

I was reminded of the ad while cooking chili this week. Well naturally for me, all roads lead to pits! After some thought, I came up with my own commercial, but of course mine is advertising something quite different,... but just as spicy!

To fully experience the mood I'm going for, I recommend you listen to my favorite "manly" cowboy theme from the movie THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN. Simply press the YouTube play button to listen as you read on.

So now, in the spirit of the original advertisement I'd like to ask the following...

...

... since you've fantasied about a buddy's armpit?

... since you've even had a peek at another man's armpit?

... since you took a ride with a shirtless, hairy pitted fella?

... since you sat next to a guy in an unairconditioned vehicle and could smell the fragrant sweat of his underarms?

.. since you pulled the pickup truck over to the side of a lonely dirt road and fooled around with a dude's armpits?

.. since you saw the dripping wet pits of a swimming buddy?

.. since you and a chum shucked your shirts and laid back with your hands behind your heads to just relax?

.. since you saw an ol' pal change his shirt?

.. since you spent the night together in a small motel room with a shirtless compadre?

.. since you played a game of "armpit chicken" with your closest amigos?

... since you've been invited to explore the underarms of a new stranger in town?

... since you've taken a whiff of hot, roasting armpit flesh from a hardworking dude on a hot summer day?

... since you took in a noseful of a strapping young bronco?

... since your senses were overpowered by the whiff a shirtless man raising his muscular arm?

... since you ogled the dark pit hair sticking out of a hot guy's tank top?

... since you played with a the pits of a one night stand?

... since you tickled the armpit of someone who is NOT ticklish?

... since you tickled the armpit of someone who IS ticklish?

... since you've stared in awe at the armpit of an Adonis?

... since you've smelled the pits of a "straight" guy?

... since you've smelled the pits of a gay guy who's also into pits?

... since you took home a feller from a cowboy bar and showed his underarms a good time?

... since you had some wild pit play out in nature?

... since you showed a clean-cut gent's pitters a raunchy time?

... since you were shown the ropes around an armpit?

... since you introduced a newbie to the joys of pit passion?

... since you've done something mighty fun and nasty with a seasoned armpit aficionado?

... since you've been tender with another fella's armpit fur?

... since you let your tongue travel the deep valleys of a strongman's pits?

... since you've outlined a guy's armpit with your finger?

... since you've even had fun with a shirtless guy in a hat?

... since you've ended the day with your nose buried in a guy's underarm?

Here's my response to each and every one of your answers?

So pit pals, I hope you enjoyed this little ride through my collection of cowboy pitters and ponderings? Even after all these years living in Texas, I never fail to get excited spotting a gent wearing a sexy Stetson cowboy hat. Even more simulating is to actually see a cowboy hat-wearing hombre out in public without his shirt! --- YEE-HAW!!!

(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the gif, clipart and pit pics used for this blog entry were all found online.)