Page 166 - My Pit Picks for February 2019

Greetings fellow armpit lovers!  Those of you who have read my 2018 blog entry, My "Sock It To Me" Guys, know all about my naughty, secret list and the origin of its title.  (Simply click on the yellow link to read or re-read the post.)

Lusting over men's armpits is a way of life for me.  So, obsessing over pit pics comes naturally.  However, only a few certain images make it to my monthly list.  It's not just about the body, the face, the pose, or the amount of underarm hair,... the photograph has to have the "IT" factor for me, or rather the "PIT" factor.

As usual, I try to do a little research online to find the names of each dude, so you and I will know whose name to yell out while "fully appreciating" the gentleman's photo. 😜  ---  Of course, it also helps to know a model's moniker in case one wishes to pursue further, extensive, online analysis for,... shall we say, "educational purposes".

By the way, this month I tried something a little different and kinda kinky.  I had a special, online pit pal suggest a few armpit pics for me to enjoy.  And wow, did I!  (Thanks, Ricky Boy!)  The models are included in this month's compilation.

Well folks, it's time to go grab your socks from the drawer and get ready, 'cause here (in no particular order) are my sexy "Sock It To Me" selections for the month of February 2019:

1. Matthew Camp

2. Joe Pietrefesa

3. Joshua Irvin

4. Mattias Nordlund

5. Anonymous

6. Gary Taylor

7. Scott Gardner

8. Nick Perillo

9. Anonymous

"DESERTED ISLAND CHOICE" FOR FEBRUARY 2019

I love contemplating the following question: "If I were going to spend 6 months on a deserted island and could only take one photo from this month's collection, which would I choose?"  My answer?  I would have to go with the pit pic of model number 5.  ---  Oh the daydreams and wet dreams that one, furry armpit can inspire!

5. Anonymous

Well fellow armpit lovers, there you have it.  Do you approve of my February picks?  Please contact me and to let me know if anyone on this list ends up keeping you "busy" on a long and lonely night.  ---  It would be greatly appreciated and truly, truly turn me on.

(Pics for the collages and clip art, as well as photos of the models featured in this blog entry were all found online.)

Check out the 2018, end of year roundup of my "Sock It To Me" Guys @ "Here's to the Armpits of 2018" .  (Just click on the yellow link.)

And, if you wanna know who's gotten my attention so far this year, visit: My Pit Picks for January 2019 .

For my up to date and ever growing "Sock It To Me" list of men visit my Pinterest board @ "Sock It To Me" Guys .  Plus, enjoy even more pleasing to the eye armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

The Armpit Fetish Flag

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Page 165 - Armpits of This Year's Oscar Nominees

[NOTE: This blog entry was originally published on February, 23, 2019.]

oxter /ˈäkstər/ a person's armpit

(noun SCOTTISH•NORTHERN•ENGLISH,

plural noun: oxters)

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Greetings, lovers of armpits and cinema!  This weekend, the 91st OSCARS Awards Ceremony will be held in Los Angeles, California.  Sure, I'm curious to see who wins, however, what interests me the most are the underarms of those sexy, male nominees.  ---  I'm sure I'm not alone.

If I were to one day present my own awards show in Hollywood, I would host the OXTERS, a ceremony bestowing golden statuettes to the outstanding armpits of the contenders for best male actor in a film.

The night of the star-studded event, each nominated actor would have to walk on stage, take off his shirt, then place his hands behind his head, revealing his pits for all to admire.

Audience members would vote with their rousing applause and approving whistles.  ---  A boy can dream, can't he?

But first, just imagine what the red carpet interviews would be like!  I'd want fashion guru Carson Kressley, of television's QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY fame, to interview the hunky arrivals.

CARSON KRESSLEY: "Action star, Vin Diesel!  Who are you wearing?"

MR. DIESEL: "Right Guard Xtreme Antiperspirant!"

CARSON KRESSLEY: "And here comes actor, producer, businessman, model, rapper, songwriter and exercise enthusiast, Mark Wahlberg!  Why Marky Mark, you're simply glowing!"

MR. WAHLBERG: "Yo, I just came straight from the gym, where I was filming yet another workout to post on YouTube for my adoring fans."

CARSON KRESSLEY: "Oh my, how exciting!  And what deodorant are you wearing this evening?"

MR. WAHLBERG: "Yo,I never wear the stuff.  Don't believe me?"  [He raises his arms over his head.] "Just come closer and check it out for yourself."

CARSON KRESSLEY: [To the camera.] "Aaaaaa, let's cut to a commercial break.  I'm about to get busy with a very in dept, One-on-One interview!"

Well, I'm sure an event like the OXTERS would be "Must See TV" for pit lovers all around the world!  ---  With repeat viewings.

So now, without further ado, here's a sneak peek at what you might see at my fantasy awards show:

PRESENTING, THE OXTERS OF THIS YEAR'S
NOMINEES FOR ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Christian Bale

Bradley Cooper

Willem Dafoe

Rami Malek

Viggo Mortensen (left)

And the OXTER goes to,... Bradley Cooper!!!  [APPLAUSE!]  No doubt, "starry eyed, fantasies are born" at the sight of those furry, manly pits!

Bradley Cooper

Of course, another category I'm wildly interested in, is the outstanding oxters of the actors in a supporting role.  After all, "there are no small pits." 😊

AND NOW, MAY I PRESENT,...

THE OXTERS OF THIS YEAR'S NOMINEES
FOR ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Mahershala Ali

Sam Elliot

Richard E. Grant (Sorry, no armpit pic submitted.)

Sam Rockwell

Adam Driver

It's a close one folks, but the OXTER is awarded to Sam Elliot for his macho, comb-able underarm hair!    [APPLAUSE!]

Sam Elliot

Man, oh man, those babies are almost as fuzzy as his mustache!  The hairy pit strands, growing from his hunky hollows are to a pit lover like yarn to a frisky, kitty cat!

Well folks, I wish we could all gather together this weekend for an OXTERS party.  I'm sure we'd have fabulous fun!  Especially since I'm never strict with dress codes for my soirees.  Bow ties and shirts are always optional.

So armpit fans, do you agree with my choices?  Leave a comment below with your favorites.

For official Academy Awards information on all of this year's nominees, visit: Oscar Nominees .  ---  Simply click on the yellow link.

(Collage pics, gifs and photographs used for this blog entry were all found online.)

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Page 164 - Presidential Armpits

Happy President's Day Weekend!  It's that time of year when we celebrate the birthdays and lives of those individuals who served or are serving as our country's head of state.  ---  "Now what in the world, does President's Day have to do with armpits?" you might ask.  Well, as I've mentioned before, pits are never far from my mind.  Why, even on federal holidays, my kinky brain naturally wanders to thoughts of men's axilla regions.

A few years ago I saw Horatio Greenough's colossal statue of George Washington displayed at the National Museum of American History in Washington, D.C.. It depicts the first president of the United States wearing a chest-baring toga.  Of course, my eyes went straight to his exposed, deep, sculpted marble underarm.  ---  Hey Smithsonian, give me a call if you ever need help polishing that thing!

Horatio Greenough's statue of  George Washington (1st U.S. President)

Back in 2017 the media was all abuzz with photos of former president, Barack Obama, kitesurfing in the Caribbean.  Of course, my peepers zoomed in on his luscious, hairy armpits.  (No disrespect towards my favorite president, only appreciation and admiration.)

Well, believe it or not, I discovered there are several sites online that feature shirtless pictures of former presidents.  However, I'm mostly interested in the photos that display their underarms.  So, this weekend I curiously explored the Internet for armpit images of our former Commander In Chiefs.  In honor of President's Day, I'd like to share a few of my favorites with you.  ---  Hail to the chiefs, ya'll!

PRESIDENTIAL PIT PICS

Barack Obama (44th U.S. President)

Barack Obama (44th U.S. President)

Barack Obama (44th U.S. President)

Ronald Reagan (40th U.S. President)

Ronald Reagan (40th U.S. President)

Jimmy Carter (39th U.S. President)

Gerald Ford (38th U.S. President), pictured in center

Richard M. Nixon (37th U.S. President)

Franklin D. Roosevelt (32nd U.S. President)

John F. Kennedy (35th U.S. President)

John F. Kennedy (35th U.S. President)

John F. Kennedy (35th U.S. President)

So pit fans, I hope you enjoyed this quirky, historical glance at our former leaders.

While collecting the pictures for this entry it got me to thinking.  We've had all types of persons, from various backgrounds and ages hold the highest office in the land.  So maybe someday, we'll have the first, openly armpit loving president residing in the White House.  ---  Ooooh, just imagine what that official presidential portrait might look like!

"Honest, Abe,... you're looking mighty fine!"

(The title collage was loosely inspired by the "Ex-Presidents" gang from the 1991 movie POINT BREAK.  Images used for the photo composition, as well as the pictures and gifs featured in this blog entry were all found online.)

To read a little history about the controversial topless statue of our first president visit: Horatio Greenough's Statue of George Washington .  ---  Simply click on the yellow link.

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog on BLOGGER @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .  The pics are sure to please pit lovers of all parties!

You can also connect with me on TWITTER @enriquehenry100 .


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