Page 422 - I'm Hungry for Tribble-Like Pits!

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  I confess, for someone who loves writing about men's underarms and posting savory, suvacão snapshots online, it's been a long time since I've had one in my mouth.  As I have lamented before, Grant (my sweetie of several years) is NOT into armpit passion.  ---  I love him to bits, but I'm not allowed to love his pits!  💔

Well, early this morning, I woke up at 2:30 AM with a hankering for a heaping helping of armpit hair in my mouth!  I lay there in bed and thought to myself, "Durn it, I'm hungry for big ol', musky and furry, Tribble-like pits lovingly stuffed in my cakehole!"

[NOTE: For all of you non-Trekkies, "Tribbles are a fictional alien species first depicted in 1967 on STAR TREK: The Original Series, Season 2; Episode 15, entitled "The Trouble with Tribbles".  They are depicted as furry, gentle, cute and slow-moving, but rapidly reproducing, lovable species."  ---  Condensed from Wikipedia]

I don't know what made me think that, but wow, just imagine if a guy's pitter locks were actually as big, fluffy and pettable as a Tribble!  😍

I also reflected on something interesting.  You know,... when a man gets out of prison he never goes straight to a restaurant and asks for a thin steak, he orders a super thick, juicy steak!

Yeah, that's me!  I want the next armpit in my mouth to be super thick and juicy,... but also very, very, very hairy!

Goodness, I'm so thirsty for a shaggy armpit, I want a wet, hairy one I can swim in!

I long for a pit so fantastically, freaking furry that I'll need a Suba snorkel for air!

I wanna have to explore a wide, manly underarm bush so thick, I'll have to call an experienced, wilderness guide to get me out!  ---  That is, IF I ever decide to get out!

Maybe I can find a willing playmate who's armpits are like online hairy hunk, Thalles Lima!  That man's pits tick all my boxes!  ---  Oh, the things I would do to such excellent axillas as those to make up for lost time!  😋

Sure, in the grand scheme of things I don't have a good reasons to grouse much.  I have a charming hubby who loves me.  And hey, Grant thoroughly enjoys wearing the sleeveless t-shirts I buy him, so at least I get a peek of his pits every now and then.  At least there's that!  💘

Ahh well Pit Pals, enough fantasizing for now.  It's late.  I guess I need stop blogging and get back to bed.

Hopefully, someday, I'll learn to focus on what I do have instead of what I don't.  ---  However, I'm sure my horny, naughty region would find it all,... well,...

😈🖖

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Postscript

(NOTE: The photos of the adorable, Adventurous Guy were downloaded from my paid subscription to Adobe Stock, a royalty-free, stock image provider.  However, the pictures and clipart used for the collages, the gif, plus the images of the hairy, dreamy dudes were all found online.

By the way, that's studly, actor/male model Cody Callahan, pictured below, whom I've cast in my fantasy to represent my sweetie, Grant, for this post.)

Thalles Lima

Make sure to follow digital creator and photographer, Thalles Lima,  on his social media platforms:

INSTAGRAM - @thaaalleees

X (formerly TWITTER) - @peludaodoinsta

Cody Callahan

Also, make sure to check out actor/model, Cody Callahan on Instagram: codycallahan555 .

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Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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Page 421 - I Did Some Late-Night, Weird Frankenstein-ing to Dylan's Armpit Photos!

Greetings fellow armpit lovers!  True story.  It was waaay past midnight and I was exploring the Internet to find a pretty pit pic to satisfy my naughty, late-night craving!

Well, low and behold I found a couple of underarm selfies posted by a bespectacled beauty named Dylan Fabas! 😍😍

The problem was, I couldn't decide between two of his pictures.   I asked myself over and over again, "Hmmm, which one should I use to 'pay proper tribute' to Dylan's pits?"

So, I opened my trusty PowerPoint app and did a little weird Frankenstein-ing. 👿🧑🏻‍🔬

Check out the result for yourself:

Ta-da!  Success!

"He's a-mazing!  He's a-mazing!"

Well Pit Pals, what do you think?  Is the composite photo a delicious work of art?  Is it too disturbing?  Is it an abomination?  Did I just need to go straight to bed?  Perhaps.  But hey, it was 2:00AM and I was deliriously horny.  ---  Plus, the "heart on" wants what the "heart on" wants!  💓😈

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Make sure to follow the fabulously sexy and vocally talented Dylan Fabas on his social media platforms:

X (formerly Twitter) - @fabasaurusrex

INSTAGRAM - @fabasaurus

TIKTOK - @fabasaurusrex

[NOTE: The photos of Dylan used for this blog entry, as well as the movie stills from the 1931 film FRANKENSTEIN, plus the clipart and gif, were all found online.]

Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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Page 420 - Sorry, Not Sorry

 

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Page 419 - "Licky Lou: The Armpit Lovin' Plant": A Pit Poem

Greetings, lovers of Halloween and pits!  Every year I attempt to write a somewhat spooky, armpit poem in the spirit of the season.

This one was inspired by a lonely night in bed, dreaming up various perverse ways to get my underarms licked.  👅

Enjoy!

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"LICKY LOU:

The Armpit Lovin' Plant"

Upon my nightstand sits a plant,

It's name is Licky Lou.

When I'm asleep I swear this plant

Does things plants just don't do.

I tend to forgo my PJ's,

Or t-shirts when in bed.

My pits get warm so I just keep

My hands behind my head.

Well late one night, just after twelve,

There blew a chilly breeze,

And suddenly a slimy tongue

Licked me with expertise!

I first thought it was Rodger,

My roommate down the hall.

But then I heard a slurping sound,

Not human made at all!

Afraid, but happy for the love,

I opened just one eye.

And to my horror it was Lou,

Now some hot, horny guy!

As I got lapped with that strange tongue,

I lay there very still,

For both my sweaty, bushy pits

Were licked with blissful skill.

But when the morning sun did rise

I woke with green stained skin.

So without qualm, I took ol' Lou

And dumped him in the bin.

Yet as I slept that very night

Somehow Lou was exhumed,

Upon my nightstand with one goal:

My armpits to consume!

For nights on end I've been assailed;

That plant just never quits!

But oh the pleasure Lou bestows

Upon my emerald pits.

👅 👅 👅 👅 👅

Well Pit Pals, I hope you enjoyed this year's spooky, silly sonnet.  I hope you get lots of yummy, lickable treats this Halloween,... and candy too. 😈

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(NOTE: The original images of the man-eating plant were found online, then used to create the collages.  In addition, the gif and clipart were also found on the Internet.  However, the photos of the lickable lad, plus the skeleton dude on the computer, were downloaded from my paid subscription to Adobe Stock, a royalty-free, stock image provider.)

In the mood for more fun armpit-themed poetry?  Then, I invite you to click on the following links to read my previous Halloween Pit Poems:

"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR PITS": AN ARMPIT POEM

BEWARE THE PIT ZOMBIE: AN ARMPIT POEM

"THE PIT-WOLF": AN ARMPIT POEM

FRANKENSTEIN'S PIT MONSTER: AN ARMPIT POEM

"POOR SIMON": AN ARMPIT POEM OF HORROR

"There's a Ghost in My Apartment": An Armpit Poem

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Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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Page 418 - My 3 Levels of Interest

 

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Page 417 - "Pit Angel": An Armpit Love Song Parody

 

Greetings fellow armpit lovers!  Today, I posted the following angelic armpit image of Charles P. Semko to my social media sites as part of my regular feature: MY FAVORITE PIT PIC OF THE DAY.

Charles P. Semko

Along with the photo, I also added a few lyrics from the popular 1950's song, "Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine)".  However, being obsessed with men's underarms, I renamed it to "Pit Angel", and changed a few of the words.

I'd like to share the entire song with you here on my blog. 🎼😇❤️

Press the YouTube play button to listen to the instrument version of the tune so you can sing along:

"PIT ANGEL":

An Armpit Love Song Parody

INTRO

Ohhh, Ohhh!

VERSE 1

Pit Angel, Pit Angel,

Will you be mine?

My Darling Dear,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

VERSE 2

Ohhh, Pit Angel, Pit Angel,

Will you be mine?

My Hairy Honey,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

BRIDGE

I fell for you and I knew

The vision of your love-loveliness.

I hope and I pray that someday

I'll be the vision of your hap-happiness.

VERSE 3

Pit Angel, Pit Angel,

Please, be mine.

My furry fella,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

MUSIC BREAK (with Photos)

VERSE 4

Pit Angel, Pit Angel,

Will you be mine?

My Armpit Pookie,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

BRIDGE

Ohhh, I fell for you and I knew, yes I knew,

The vision of your love-loveliness.

I hope and I pray that some sweet, sweet, sweet day

I'll be the vision, the vision, the vision of your happiness.

VERSE 5

Pit Angel, Pit Angel,

Will you be mine?

My Bushy Bubba,

Love you all the time.

I'm just a fool,

A fool in love with you.

🎹🎷🎸🎹🎷🎸🎹🎷🎸

Well there you have it, Pit Pals!  I hope you enjoyed my little love song to my favorite pit of the day.  An armpit has to be pretty amazing to be celebrated in song, and Mr. Semko's pitters surely qualify!

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[NOTE: The photos of Charles used for this blog entry, as well as the clipart and gif, were all found online.]

Make sure to follow the heavenly, hairy hunk, Charles P. Semko, on his social media platforms:

INSTAGRAM - @chaz_semko

THREADS - @chaz_semko

Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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