This one was inspired by a lonely night in bed, dreaming up various perverse ways to get my underarms licked. 👅
Enjoy!
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"LICKY LOU:
The Armpit Lovin' Plant"
Upon my nightstand sits a plant,
It's name is Licky Lou.
When I'm asleep I swear this plant
Does things plants just don't do.
I tend to forgo my PJ's,
Or t-shirts when in bed.
My pits get warm so I just keep
My hands behind my head.
Well late one night, just after twelve,
There blew a chilly breeze,
And suddenly a slimy tongue
Licked me with expertise!
I first thought it was Rodger,
My roommate down the hall.
But then I heard a slurping sound,
Not human made at all!
Afraid, but happy for the love,
I opened just one eye.
And to my horror it was Lou,
Now some hot, horny guy!
As I got lapped with that strange tongue,
I lay there very still,
For both my sweaty, bushy pits
Were licked with blissful skill.
But when the morning sun did rise
I woke with green stained skin.
So without qualm, I took ol' Lou
And dumped him in the bin.
Yet as I slept that very night
Somehow Lou was exhumed,
Upon my nightstand with one goal:
My armpits to consume!
For nights on end I've been assailed;
That plant just never quits!
But oh the pleasure Lou bestows
Upon my emerald pits.
👅 👅 👅 👅 👅
Well Pit Pals, I hope you enjoyed this year's spooky, silly sonnet. I hope you get lots of yummy, lickable treats this Halloween,... and candy too. 😈
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(NOTE: The original images of the man-eating plant were found online, then used to create the collages. In addition, the gif and clipart were also found on the Internet. However, the photos of the lickable lad, plus the skeleton dude on the computer, were downloaded from my paid subscription to Adobe Stock, a royalty-free, stock image provider.)
In the mood for more fun armpit-themed poetry? Then, I invite you to click on the following links to read my previous Halloween Pit Poems:
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