Saturday, January 13, 2018

Page 67 - Lolli-Pits, Lolli-Pits: An Armpit Song

Sweet Treats

Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits!

Call my baby Lolli-pits, tell you why,
His pits are sweeter than an apple pie,
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance,
Man, I haven't got a chance.

Sweeter than candy on a stick,
Huckleberry, cherry or lime.
If you had a choice he'd be your pick,
But Lolli-pits is mine.

Crazy way he thrills me, tell you why,
Just like lightening from the sky,
I love to lick him till he can't see straight.
Gee, my Lolli-pits he's great.  I call him...

Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits, Lolli-pits, oh lolly, lolly, lolly!
Lolli-pits!



---  Based on the classic song Lollipop written by Julius Dixson and Beverly Ross.  The tune was on my mind while looking at pit pics on Pinterest, so of course I rewrote the song with sweet armpit references.

Click on the links to hear the original song as sung by The Chordettes 
or Bobby Vee .




(Featured in the collage are 3 scrumptious male models: Alex Libby, Nick Ayler & Davide Zongoli.  All pictures found online.  Rainbow lollies photoshopped in for fun.)


Visit my Pinterest page for more armpit entertainment @www.pinterest.com/enriquehenry100 .


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