One thing I love almost as much as men's underarms is a fun soap opera. Right now for PITS-BURG, I'm working on 3 ongoing, connected armpit soap storylines: the lustful novela of PACO & HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW, PAUL,the steamy story of TWINS DAVID & DARIO, plus the curious kinky tale of "CLIP" & THE BASKETBALL TEAM. You'll find these online, fictional dramas posted regularly as part of my blog.
I enjoy reading the magazine SOAP OPERA DIGEST to learn various behind the scene tidbits about my favorite shows. So I thought it might be interesting to share a little insight into my sexy, soapy pit drama, PITS-BURG, and its quirky inspirations.
In this particular posting I'll be covering a few facts about all 3 storylines.
WHY A SOAP OPERA ABOUT ARMPITS?
I enjoy watching soaps. However, I prefer following shows with at least one gay storyline. Right now, the program I view is DAYS OF OUR LIVES. It features gay characters portrayed by Freddie Smith (Sonny), Chandler Massey (Will), Christopher Sean (Paul) and recently included openly gay actor Greg Rikaart (Leo). --- All the guys are pictured in the collage below.
For years, I thought about creating a soap opera. Instead of just writing another gay-centric tale, I figured, "Hey, why don't I focus on one of my biggest turn-ons: men's underarms!?" So I endeavored to have armpits be a main part of the storylines, not just mentioned as an act of foreplay.
I've searched the web for another ongoing series or novella about the topic, but found mostly brief, porn-like movie clips, so PITS-BURG might be a first.
To view entire episodes of DAYS online for free visit: DAYS OF OUR LIVES . (Simply click on the yellow link.) You might get lucky and nab a quick glance at a pit or two every once in a while. Sadly, none of the characters seem to have a hungry hankering for underarm play,... at least not on screen. 😉
BTW, actor Gilles Marini (who's part of my PITS-BURG fantasy cast) is now guest starring on DAYS as sexy smarmy lawyer, Ted Laurent.
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| Actor Gilles Marini |
"HEY, A MOUTH IS A MOUTH!"
This quote recently appeared as part of the Twins David & Dario storyline (in Chapter 11 to be exact). David recalls his straight, high school buddies repeating the phrase to each other when they were behind locked doors: "Hey dude, a mouth is a mouth! It's not gay if you're just helping a friend out." Well, you and I can figure out what probably happened during those "hush-hush get-togethers" between school chums.
The line was actually said to me some years ago by a close female friend who hadn't had sex for a while. She knew I was having a sexual dry spell as well and thought she could help both of us out by giving me a quick oral job. I immediately declined her offer. The problem? Well, then and also now, I get totally grossed out at the thought of a woman putting her mouth on any part of my body. Ewwww, it gives me shivers! (No offense to my lady readers.)
NOT SO IDENTICAL
I'm fascinated not only by what twins have in common, but also with what makes them different from each another. That's why I've been delving into what makes David so distinct from his brother, Dario.
Twins Marcos and Marcio Patriota (pictured below) would be perfectly cast as the brothers in my fantasy soap.
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| Male Models Marcos & Marcio Patriota |
Recently, I saw this engrossing video featuring an actual set of male twins, Brad (the gay brother) and Shane (the straight one). It's so interesting how similar yet different they are to one another. Press the play button below to check it out on YouTube.
And as part of our double feature, make sure to view the homoerotic, behind the scenes video of the Patriota Twins making an ad for Diesel Under Denim.
A SLIP OF THE TONGUE
In the last installment of PACO & HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW, PAUL, gorgeous camboy Paco accidentally called PassionatePascal (his secret online admirer) by his suspected real name, Paul. Although the young man had his suspicions that his hunky, straight brother-in-law was indeed "Pascal", he didn't intend on expressing his hunch aloud. Especially while ogling at the guy's armpits on screen and about to have online sex with him!
Calling out the wrong name at the wrong time is something that unfortunately I've done,... TWICE! The first time happened in bed with a sexy suitor, the second time in a parked car with another amorous beau. Unfortunately, after my verbal slip-up, neither wooer wanted to continue wooing, nor continue our relationship for that matter. --- Since then, I've tried sticking to calling my all my admirers "Babe" or simply using the southern term of endearment, "Sweetie".
SOUNDS LIKE...
So, the last name of naughty, mega billionaire Oscar Arco was selected because it sounds like "arca" a Spanish nickname for armpit. Growing up, my family used the strong sounding "arca" instead of the more popular and dainty word "axilla".
In addition, Arco is the same last name of a hunky guy who comes by my place of work every now and then. --- In my opinion, I think the role of the filthy rich hunk would best be portrayed by Colton Ford (pictured below.)
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| Actor/ Singer Colton Ford |
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON
I always like to include pictures of my "fantasy cast" choices and the names of the models at the end of each installment of the soapy drama. (Kind of like the credits you see at the end of a movie or old TV series.) Recently, as part of the credits, I started showing the guys with clothes on. It was a conscious decision on my part. I not only wanted to show some of the their sexy clothed images, but it also allowed me to save a few shirtless pit pics for later installments.
BTW, you may notice that everyone but the twins are posing with their arms up. I decided to use the brothers' smooch photo 'cause it was cute and more than a little hot.
Featured in the above "cast" collage are from top left to right:
Marlon Teixeira (Paco), Flo Mulot (his brother-in-law, Paul), Matthieu Charneau (Paul's younger brother, Peyton) and Colton Ford (mega millionaire Oscar Arco).
Then on the bottom, from left to right are:
Twins Marcos and Marcio Patriota (David & Dario), Robin James ("Clip"), Nathan Owens (Theo) and Giles Marini (Giles the gallery owner).
AND COMING SOON...
I'm excited about an upcoming episode featuring a fun conversation at the local coffee shop between three friends (one guy from each of the three ongoing storylines). As previously mentioned, it's always been my plan for the characters to crossover.
Well there you have it, my third behind the scenes look at PITS-BURG: AN ARMPIT SOAP OPERA. What do you think? I truly hope you're enjoying reading the stories as much as I'm enjoying writing them for you.
PACO & HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW, PAUL
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#1)
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#4)
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#7)
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#10)
TWINS DAVID & DARIO
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#2)
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#5)
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#8)
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#11)
"CLIP" & THE BASKETBALL TEAM
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#3)
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#6)
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NOTE: PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera is entirely a work of fiction. Any similarity to any persons (living or deceased) is strictly coincidental, and no identification of any kind with any such person is intended or implied.
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