Page 183 - Arms Up for the Wild Water Rodeo!

Well, summer's finally here, armpit lovers!  I hope you have lots of fun, outdoor activities planned for this sizzling season.

[First, FULL DISCLOSURE: this is not an advertisement for any product, I'm just blogging about an arousing, box cover I spotted.  I have no association with the company, I have not purchased the item, nor do I profit from its sales in anyway.  However, if I DO purchase the product,... oh boy, do I have a sneaky plan on how to view some yummy pits!  Keep reading to find out the details.]

Recently, while shopping at Walmart for a red, portable grill, I passed by a certain box which caught my eye.  It was so appealing I had to snap a photo of the item for you all to see (pictured below).  There were other inflatable products, however, I noticed there was only one left of this particular design.  ---  The other items had boxes that featured scantily clad ladies or giggling kiddos.

The product description included the following statements: "Play Day's WILD WATER RODEO brings the excitement of the rodeo to your backyard swimming pool. ---  This Inflatable, floating bull has handles to grip for balance. Can you stay on for a full 8 seconds? Challenge your swim buddy to see who can ride their bull the longest. ---  The fun, inflatable floating bull is 4 feet 7 inches long and is designed to rock, roll, and bounce in the water.  ---  It's a colorful, fierce-looking bronco for bouncing with friends."

"Hey friends, who's ready to ride?"

Well, the store was out of red barbecue grills, so I decided to visit a second Walmart in hopes of finding a grill in the color I desired.

Naturally, out of curiosity, I went to their summer swim section to see if they had any more WILD WATER RODEO bulls left.  To my surprise, this location was completely out!

The WILD WATER RODEO Bull

They still had plenty of the other products, but no more boxes with the shirtless, bronking young buck on the front.  So, I don't know if the inflatable bull is selling out all over town because I live in Texas, or because little boys have been asking their mommies to buy the inflatable bull, only to keep the empty boxes secretly hidden in-between their mattresses.

Since the store was out of stock, I wasn't able to buy a bull for myself that day.  However, that beautiful box cover has been on my mind ever since.  So, I've been doing some thinking.

Hmmmm, I've noticed that lots of college-aged guys hang out with their buds at my apartment's swimming pool on the weekends.  Maybe I'll keep hunting around, purchase a WILD WATER RODEO, pump it full of air, then leave the inflatable bull floating in the middle of the pool for their bucking and bronking enjoyment.

ROCKIN' LOUNGE

Of course, I'll need to buy myself an inflatable ROCKIN' LOUNGE chair with cup holder (pictured above) so I can stretch out and watch those wet cowboys bounce and ride all afternoon!  "Howdy boys!  Remember, ya'll need to keep one hand on the handle and raise yer other one up, real nice n' high!  ---  Oh yeah, that's it! ---  Yee-haw!!!"


(With the exception of the picture I took at Walmart, the collage pics and other photos used for this blog entry were all found online.)

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