Page 196 - Beware the Pit Zombie!: An Armpit Poem

Greetings armpit lovers!  Since the inception of this blog it's been an annual tradition for me to write a little Halloween inspired pit poem.  'Cause honestly, who amongst us doesn't like a little naughty mixed with a little scary?

This year (2019) I imagined a sexy, axillae lovin' zombie on the prowl on the evening of October 31st.  ---  Please enjoy,... Boos and Ghouls!

BEWARE THE ARMPIT ZOMBIE!

Armpits, armpits, shaved or hairy,

Do beware of someone scary:

The no-tor-i-ous Pit Zombie

Who appears each Halloween.

Hungry, horny for pit pleasure,

He seeks out your stinky treasure,

Longing for some fun adventure

And some underarm cuisine.

Keep your arms down when you're snoozing,

For he sniffs and roams, perusing,

Grunting as his wounds are oozing,

Hoping for a musky bite.

To prevent your nervous jitters,

Wear some PJs, hide those pitters,

Hopefully he reconsiders
And skips you this frightful night.

If your pits are bare for viewing,
He will think you're game for wooing,
He'll commence his sexy chewing,
Oh the hickey that he'll leave!

Armpits, armpits, heed my warning,

Hide those axillae 'til morning,
You've been given this forewarning,
Be prepared this Hollow's Eve.

---  Well pit pals, I hope you enjoyed this silly spooky ditty as much as I enjoyed writing it for you.  Remember to keep those underarms undercover, unless you're wanting to give some pit zombie a delicious treat.

(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the gifs and pit pics use for this blog entry were all found online.)

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Click on the following links to read my previous Halloween Pit Poems:

"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR PITS": AN ARMPIT POEM

FRANKENSTEIN'S PIT MONSTER: AN ARMPIT POEM

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