Page 248 - My Top 5 Armpit Blog Entries of the Week (May 23-29, 2021)

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  Many folks love to read during vacation!  With many of us off from work for the long Memorial Day weekend, I thought you might enjoy reading some of my blog entries that were popular this week.

As previously mentioned, every time I open up my CONFESSION OF AN ARMPIT LOVER blog, I check out the stats to see which blog entries received the most reads from around the globe, for that day, and for the week.  Not because I need to know the numbers, but because I'm curious to see what turns on other armpit aficionados of the world. 😈

This week the TOP 5 nations with readers who visited my blog were:

5.) Italy*

4.) Brazil

3.) Philippines

2.) Mexico*

1.) United States

(*Nations new to The Top 5 List)

Now, onto the five most read posts of the week.  To read each entry, simply click on the yellow link beneath the title.

May 23 - 29, 2021

***New to Top 5***

5.) Roadside Pit Stop

Read my blog entry about my habit of

picking up sexy hitchhikers when I was younger.

Click: Roadside Pit Stop

***New to Top 5***

4.)  Pit Poses of the Guys from POSE

This one features special photos of the yummy men from the hit series POSE.

Click: Pit Poses of the Guys from POSE 

***New to Top 5***

3.)  I Wanna Be An Armpit Prostitue

I'm pondering a new part-time gig. 😉  Read all about it.

Click: I Wanna Be An Armpit Prostitute

2.) Match That Celebrity Pit: An Armpit Game

Go ahead, come play along.

Click: Match That Celebrity Pit: An Armpit Game

(I'm guessing the photo of Nick Jonas enticed many a reader!)

Lastly, still standing at

#1.) Nick Jonas & His Bachelor Pits

Check out the subject that has lured the

most readers from around the world for weeks on end.

Click: Nick Jonas & His Bachelor Pits .

(Hmmm, I starting to wonder if I should put a photo of Nick

on the title pics to all my blog entries? 😄)

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Well Pit Pals, I hope you'll enjoy reading these Top 5 blog entries.  Feel free to leave comments or share your armpit fantasies with me.  Remember, I'm always curious to know what turns YOU on. 😈

(Photos for the collages, as well as the clipart and gif, were all found online.)

High 5!

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on Facebook @EnriqueHenryArmpitLover or on Twitter @enriquehenry100 .


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Page 247 - Pit Poses of the Guys from POSE

Greetings, admirers of armpits and the TV drama POSE,... both of which I am a huge fan!

For anyone unfamiliar with the series, it's about New York City's African-American and Latino LGBTQ and gender-nonconforming drag ball culture scene in the 1980s - early 1990s.

Press the YouTube play button to view the trailer for Season 1.

By the way, Season 3 (the show's last) broadcasts every Sunday evening on FX.  Check your local listings or streaming service for more info.

The characters are fascinating, the ballroom scenes legendary, and the guys are hot, hot, hot!

So, for this blog entry I have gathered a gallery of pit poses of a few cast members of the ground-breaking, hit show!

Each and everyone of these fine men could quote the character Elektra Abundance from the POSE, Season 1 Pilot: “I look too good not to be seen.”

To add an extra dose of ballroom atmosphere, press the YouTube play button and listen to an instrumental selection from the POSE soundtrack as you read the rest of this blog entry.

MASTER OF CEREMONIES: "The category is... LIVE,... WORK,... PITS!!!"

Billy Porter (Pray Tell)

Ryan Jamaal Swain (Damon)

Dyllón Burnside (Ricky)

Jason A. Rodriguez (Lemar)

Jeremy McClain (Cubby)

Jeremy Pope (Christopher)

And last, but certainly not least, is the breakout heartthrob of the show...

Angel Bismark Curiel (Esteban, a.k.a. "Lil Papi")

MASTER OF CEREMONIES: "For the men of the House of POSE, their scores are..."

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Well Pit Pals, I hope you enjoyed this fabulous, ARMPIT EXTRAVAGANZA!!!  Please feel free to let me know which male character makes your body groove,... especially when they're donning the shows countless tank tops,...

...and sexy, sleeveless ballroom costumes! 😍

(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the videos, gifs and pit pics used for this blog entry were all found online.) 

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on Facebook @EnriqueHenryArmpitLover or on Twitter @enriquehenry100 .


NOTE: Click on the yellow links to get to each site.

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Page 246 - I Wanna Be An Armpit Prostitute

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  I must confess, tonight I'm so frickin' starved for pit passion, I'm actually pondering, "Hmmmm, maybe I need to become some kind of kinky sex worker to fulfill my needs!"

After a bit of debating with myself, I have concluded, "Yes, I wanna be an armpit prostitute!"

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WARNING:  Although NOT pornographic, the following subject matter is recommended for mature audiences only, at least 18 years of age or older.

DISCLAIMER: This blog entry is not meant to promote, shame or glorify sex work.  It is purely meant as a fun, fantasy essay written by an armpit loving dude.😈

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I invite you to press the YouTube play button and listen to an instrumental version of "Bad Girls", made famous by disco queen Donna Summer, as you read the rest of this blog entry.

Okay, just imagine a trio of sexy, shirtless studs, standing nearby, singing the song's tagline as they watch me search for my next client.

MALE TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!"

ME:  (Approaching a horny driver in his car.)  Hey Papi, you want my hairy armpit in your face?  ---  What?  Is it sweaty!!??  Well Papi, why don't you stick your nose in there and find out!

MALE TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!"

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ME:  (Responding to the next customer.)  How much?...  Well, let me see your tongue!  Stick it all the way out for me, baby!...  Dang, is that a tongue or a python!!??  Okay baby, you can lick it for free!

TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!"

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ME:  (Answering the next guy who calls me to his vehicle.)  Why yes, I'm very discreet.  Don't be nervous,... Mr. Mayor.

TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!"

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ME:  (Assuring the shy guy in the driver's seat.)  Don't worry, Honey!  There's no shame in being an armpit virgin.  I'll guide you through it.  Let's start with my right armpit,... it's not as stinky."

TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyyy!  Beep-beep!"

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ME:  (Chatting with the handsome business man who ordered his chauffeur to pull the limousine over.)  Hey Sweetie, tired of giving orders all day?  Why don't you take a break and let me give you commands for a bit?  Let's start by having your pretty face give my armpit some much needed attention,... while your driver watches!

TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyy!  Beep-beep!"

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ME:  (Greeting one of my regulars.)  Hey Piggy, does your husband know you're out here in the streets looking for me?  Check out my musky armpit!  Tell me, is this what you've been craving all week?  Is this what your hubby won't give ya?  Well, take a good whiff, Piggy!  ---  Yeah, breath it in deep!  Breath in hard!

TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyy!  Beep-beep!"

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ME:  (Approaching the hunky officer who stops his vehicle to give me a warning.)  But Officer, it's not illegal in this state if I'm not charging.  Yeah, that's right, I lick armpits free of charge, or the men can lick mine if they want and it's all on the house.  ---  What?  You want me to get in your car?  Oh, how sweet of you to offer me a ride home.  ---  Oh, I misunderstood.  You want the two of us to drive around to the alley?  ---  But of course, Officer!  Anything for a man in uniform!  Especially one as fine as yourself!

TRIO:  "Toot-toot!  Heyyy!  Beep-beep!  ---  Toot-toot!  Heyyy!  Beep-beep!

---  Bad boy, bad boy!  You’re such a naughty bad boy!  Beep-beep!  Uh-huh!  Beep-beep!"

[THE END]

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Well Pit Pals, thanks for letting me share my innermost fantasies with you.  I know at times they can be a bit kinky,... but something tells me, you don't mind a bit. 😈

(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the pit pics used for this blog entry were all found online.) 

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I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on Facebook @EnriqueHenryArmpitLover or on Twitter @enriquehenry100 .



NOTE: Click on the yellow links to get to each site.

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