Page 303 - Midnight Hazing: A Poem

 

Midnight hazing.

Stripped and laughed at by the lake.

Midnight hazing.

Future membership's at stake.

Midnight hazing.
Feeling scared and oh, so cold.

Midnight hazing.

Gotta do as I am told.

Midnight hazing.

Maybe challenged or roughhoused?

Midnight hazing.

Just stay calm and unaroused.

Midnight hazing.

I don't mind a little harm.

Midnight hazing.

Make me lick an underarm!

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Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  I hope you enjoyed this somewhat naughty, little ditty about a college guy who's hoping something titilating will happen at his hazing.

I was inspired to write the poem this evening, just after midnight, as soon as I came across the captivating pit pic online.

(Photo of model Yuval Sliper.)

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms.

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms.

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...

Facebook @EnriqueHenryArmpitLover ,

Twitter @enriquehenry100 ,

and now Tumblr @enriquehenry100!

NOTE: Just click on the yellow links.

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Page 302 - Timothée Chalamet: The Pit Prince in Red

 

Attention!  Attention!  We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for some very important, eye-opening news!

ANCHORMAN:  Welcome back to PNN!  We now, go LIVE to Venice, Italy, and hear from our lead correspondent, Enrique Henry, for a huge, sensational story!

ENRIQUE: Thanks, Ron!  Greetings, fellow armpit lovers of the world!  This is Enrique Henry with my trusty camera man, Randy, reporting on Friday, September 5th, LIVE at the 2022 Venice Film Festival!

We're here at the premiere of the new romantic, horror film, BONES AND ALL, starring someone we all know, and worship... Timothée Chalamet!

Mr. Chalamet is known worldwide to fans for his work in the hit movies CALL ME BY YOUR NAME and DUNE, to name but a few.  ---  The highly acclaimed 26 year old is also famous for his alluring face, wavy hair and armpits!

Awww, the pit prince is about to grace the fair festival with his charming, presence!

Oh, oh, oh!  Dear viewers, he has arrived!

Holy guacamole!  Why, it appears he's wearing fitted crimson red trousers,... and a,... a matching backless halter top!  That's right, a crimson red, backless halter top!

The audience gasps in unison,... stays silent but for a second,... then erupts in thunderous applause and shouts of approval!  Goodness, just listen to the rainstorm-like sound of those paparazzi cameras, frantically clicking away!  The shutterbugs madly attempt to capture this iconic moment in fashion,... and armpit history!

There perhaps may be other world famous royalty in attendance at this event, but our sexy, slender sovereign reigns supreme!

Rulers usually inspect the troops, however at this event, the troops are inspecting,... nay, ogling the ruler!  And what they see is surprising, yet most appealing indeed!

Dressed in red (sans sleeves and modesty) he gives his subjects what they long for,... what they need: to see his sweet face, his soft wavy locks, and of course his dark hairy pit hair!

Daaaang, Chalamet!  Delight our hearts with your smile!  Kiss our eyes with the sight of your furry pits!

Randy, pan the camera around and see if you can capture the reaction of the fans in the stands!

Ladies and gentlemen, there are hundreds, upon hundreds of teenage girls and grown men crying in the stands!  

Crying as they behold the beauty of Prince Chalamet in his regal red couture!

Oh my!!!  What's going on?  What's happening?!  Oh look, look!  He's waving, he's waving!  ---  Quick, zoom in, Randy!  Zoom in!!!

Yes, yes, yes!

Sì, sì, sì, bellissimo principe!  Wave to your loyal subjects, most handsome prince, wave to us,... so that we may better view your 'belle ascelle'!

Oh my!  Please forgive me, ladies and gentlemen!  Please forgive me,... as I take a few moments to wipe away the tears from my eyes, and catch my breath!  ---  Keep the camera focused on the prince, Randy!  Whatever you do, keep the camera focused on the prince!

Strands of dark, luxurious pit hair peek from under his arm.  Wowzah!!!

Thankfully, the unbinding fabric of the titilating top kindly never conceals that which we armpit lovers lust after!

Long may he reign, in the Kingdom of Hollywood,... forever in films,... and eternally in our hearts!

For PNN, the PITS NEWS NETWORK, this has been Enrique Henry, reporting LIVE from Venice, Italy.  Now, back to you Ron, in the studio!  ---  Whew! Quick, catch me Randy!  Catch me!  I'm about to faint!

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Well, Pit Pals, I hope you enjoyed my fantasy coverage of Mr. Chalamet's uncovered underarms.  His red carpet "peacock moment" made worldwide headlines, and heads spin in euphoric glee!  You no doubt can see why! 😍💓😈

To view videos of Timothée and his crimson halter in motion, click on the YouTube play buttons:

(All images used for this entry, including the photos for the collages, plus the videos, were found online.)

To read my movie review of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME simply click on the following link:

Call Me By Your Name: An Armpit Lover's Review

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms.

Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...

Facebook @EnriqueHenryArmpitLover ,

Twitter @enriquehenry100 ,

and now Tumblr @enriquehenry100!

NOTE: Just click on the yellow links.

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Page 301 - ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #12: "I'll Tutor You, Under One Condition"

College dating life isn't easy.  Most guys loose interested in me when they find out I don't drink booze.  I do, however, have a reputation for always being one of the smartest guys in class, which means classmates usually want to chat with me about problems they're having with certain assignments.

This semester, lots of guys (gay and straight) are coming up to me and asking if I'd give them a private tutoring session or two.  Most of them are desperate to get their grades up, so they can graduate.  I smile and tell them, "I'll tutor you, under one condition: you have to lick my armpits after each session." ---  I figured the college board won't consider this a bribe, since no monetary value can be put on the act.

To my surprise, every single one of them has agreed, as long as they don't have to penetrate me or be penetrated.  ---  I guess in these days of hilarious "gay chicken" videos posted on social media, licking pits is no big deal.

You know, most of these guys start with failing grades.  But, after a couple of sessions with me their grade point averages improve, and after some coaching, they tend to also get an A+ in armpit-licking from me! 😈

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Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  I hope you enjoyed this twelfth installment of my ARMPIT SNAPSHOT series.  It's a peek into my imagination.  You see, every time I find an online photo of two sexy men, and at least one guy is showing his armpit, my mind wanders and usually conceives some kinky fantasy!

These short, sexy narratives feature ONE main inspiring pic each, and hopefully just enough script to titillate the reader.  Each installment will kind of be like taking a "screen capture" of my naughty daydream! 😍

Also, some of the photos will be a bit risqué, so I will not be sharing them on my regular social media platforms, to avoid being reprimanded.  Therefore, please make sure to follow me on this blog site in order to see more posts like this one.

WANT MORE ARMPIT SNAP SHOTS?

Check out my 6 previous installments by simply clicking on the links:

ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #6: "The Helpful Hunks"

ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #7: "Honest, Dad!... We Were Just Wrestling."

ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #8: "Don't Tell My Sister"

ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #9: "Chillin' with Dad"

ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #10 - "Let's Help Each Other Out"

ARMPIT SNAPSHOT #11: "It Must Have Been the Booze"

(All images used for this entry were found online.)

Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main online platforms:

As mentioned, please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...

Facebook @EnriqueHenryArmpitLover ,

Twitter @enriquehenry100 ,

and now Tumblr @enriquehenry100!

NOTE: Just click on the yellow links.

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Page 300 - Celebrating 300 with My Top 100 Pit Pics of the Day

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  With this post, I have actually reached my 300th blog entry!   ---  Who'd a thunk it?  300,... WOW!!!

"Time to celebrate!"

I never was quite sure how long I would continue this online journal when I started writing it on a lonely, somewhat horny afternoon, way back in October of 2017. 

[NOTE: Want to read my very 1st blog post?  Then check out: The Armpit Poster .  --- Simply click on the yellow link.]

Model Jon-Eric Hexum

You know, contrary to popular belief, not all armpit pictures excite me.  The photograph has to have something special for me to be motivated to share it with my social media friends.  Not just any armpit image will do.  What grabs my attention could be the model's sexy pose, the lighting, the unique angle, the emotion in his face.  These all play factors.

Many of these images I'm about to share with you all are my faves of the faves, the cream of the crop,... the Armpit All-Stars!  Just so you know, it was very hard for me to choose only 100 pictures.  ---  FYI, I figured 300 pics would be overkill, and would tire your scrolling finger.

Oh, my goodness, I felt like a mother choosing favorites amongst her children!  Regardless, choices had to be made.

By the way, the majority of these photos have never been seen here, on my Blogger page.  If you follow me on Facebook, Twitter or Tumblr, here's a fond look back at some favorites!  However, if you only read my blog, and don't follow me on my social media platforms, here's a taste of what your eyes have been missing.

And now, without further ado, I present...

MY TOP 100

PIT PICS OF THE DAY

1.Pedro Augusto

2. Chad Allen Ortiz

3. Kevin McDonald

4. Marcel Kaufmann

5. Alex Lederman

6. Ian David

7. "Master Jake"

8.Tim Othy (a.k.a.Tim Laffredi)

9. Nick Topel

10. Georgios Asimakopoulos

11. Bruno Scafidi

12. Hudson Porras

13. Baseball player Imanol Asara

14. Edison Dimas (a.k.a. Eddie Ruivo)

15. Jordan Torres

16. Nathan Nael

17. Cristian (a.k.a. Kristian Fer)

18. Vicente Felipe

19. Actor Omar Ayuso

20. Antoni Porowski
(From the Netflix show QUEER EYE.)

21. Micah E. Williams

22. Matthew

23.Elo Eden

24. Anonymous

25. Anonymous

26. Jaswinder Guru

27. William Goodge

28. Nicholas Kotsela

29. Christopher Aldea

30. Aladdin Zy Ali
(My favorite mask photo of all time.)

31. Mr. Gay Pride Spain, Francisco Alvarado

32. Julian T. Ardley-Paparella

33. Joe Wachs

34. Photographer Maxwell Poth

35. Anonymous

36. Marlon McKenzie

37. Anonymous

38. Erick Juliano

39. Leonardo Brum

 40. Michael Macalos

41. Matias Mauras Letnic

42. Josh Watson (a.k.a. “Mr. Muscle”)

43. Jorge

44. Logan
(My favorite of the mouth-watering guys @TONGUEANDSPIT on Twitter.)

45. Alex Connor

46. Liam Jay Ward

47. Anonymous

48. Anonymous

49. Ace Carter

50. @Aneverlandpanda on Twitter

51. Addis Miller

52. Baptiste Cothenet

53. "Master Lewis" (a.k.a. Lewis Ruff)

54. Cullen Bounds

55. Anonymous

56. Stefan Kojic

57. Rome Opokuh

58. Justin Valentin

59. Anonymous

60. Charlie Taylor

61 Patrick Frost

62. Samy Dorgham

63. Josh Wald
(My all-time crush! 💘💘💘)

64. Trent Livori

65. @tvo_madrid on Twitter

66. Aingeru

67. Daniel Osgood

68. Eyal Berkover

69. Anonymous

70. @tlacho_meme on Twitter

71. Warren Carlyle

72. Actor Angel Bismark Curiel
(Best know for his role on the series POSE.)

73. Pablo Marines

74. James Van Nostrand
(He's kinda giving me gay and sexy,
United States Secretary of Transportation
Pete Buttigieg vibes. 😍)

75. Jose Alberto

76. Paul Forman

77. Anonymous

78. Davide Zongoli
(One of my all time favorite pit pics of all-time!)

79. Josh Truesdell

80. Anonymous

81. First time?

82. Actor Thomas Canestraro

83. Josh Ivory

84. Cory Boling, one half of the Boling Twins.

85. Tyler James

86. Brent Ray Fraser

87. David Luca

88. Anonymous

89. Corey Kane

90. Writer & motivational speaker, Alex Toledo

91. Samy Dorgham

92. Jake Andrich

93. Yoav Sharabany

94. Anonymous

95. Adrian Rafael

96. Konstantin Resch

97. Wake Smith

98. Victor Cardoso

99. @el_zaynoguy on Twitter

100. Fenris

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Well Pit Pals, there you have it, my celebratory 300th blog entry!  These special photos were just one-hundred of my personal picks as of writing this post.  I hope they bring as much fascination and excitement to you, as they do to me. 😍😈

To view the entire MY FAVORITE PIT PIC OF THE DAY collection, visit my photo gallery on my Facebook page: Enrique's FB Photos .  ---  Simply click on the yellow link.

A big special thanks to the thousands, upon thousands of armpit lovers from around the globe who have read my blog and to those of you who have reached out to me with kind comments, and appreciation.  Especially those who told me they were glad to find out they were not alone. 🌹

Lastly, I'd like to give a big shoutout and note of thanks to two very special online friends. 👏👏😘😘

First, to my hairy, hunky buddy, @mx314314 on Twitter.

@mx314314

Second, to my creative amigo on Facebook, Paul S. Wilson.

"Paulito"

Their encouragement and friendship over these past years has kept me going, especially during times of extreme social distancing, frustration, and doubt. 💓💓

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(All images used for this entry, including the photos for the collages, and the gif, were found online.)

Hey, underarm devotees!  I'd love for us to keep in touch!

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites by visiting my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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