Greetings, fellow armpit lovers! I'm not trying to brag, but I consider myself to be a pretty creative kind of guy. Nobody, but nobody has ever accused me of being a boring date, nor dull in the boudoir.
However, I must confess, I'm not a "dirty talker". --- I know lots of gay guys love to speak dirty and many enjoy hearing it spoken to them as well! --- Maybe it's because of my conservative, religious upbringing, but it's extremely difficult for me to try and speak nasty or spew sexual profanities during intimate encounters with a lover. 🙊
Although I long to be a "bad boy", my "goodie, goodie nice guy" persona usually wins out. I truly struggle carrying conversations online with nasty boyz who want to swap naughty fantasies, with strong swear words mixed in.
That being said, I'm not into men who blurt out obscenities for shock value, but don't even try to be creative. Therefore, I truly admire those fellas with foul mouths who also possess some kind of imagination.
You know, my circumstances kind of reminds me of the famous stage play CYRANO DE BERGERAC.
In the story, Cyrano (a gifted poet) agrees to help Christian (his handsome, but less eloquent friend) win the heart of the lovely Roxane, by allowing him to present Cyrano’s love poems, letters and adoring speeches as his own work.
SIGH! Sometimes, I wish I had my own Cyrano de Bergerac to prompt me when I need a little smut infused into my pillow talk and online dialogue.
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| An actual, recent online conversation between me and an admirer. |
Believe it or not, sometimes I actually freeze and go blank during LIVE direct messaging situations! I blame it on nerves and perhaps fear that my hubby will find out.
Well not too long ago, I found someone on the social media platform X who I'd love to be my Cyrano! He goes by the apropo name, "Filthy Foul". --- I call him "Filthy" for short.
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| My idea of what "Filthy Foul" might look like. NOTE: his tongue is always searching for something naughty to lick. |
If it sweats and stinks on a man, Filthy wants to smell it and put it in his mouth! Pits, feet, joysticks, hairy wazoos, and other stinky parts are all in his kink wheelhouse!
NOTE: To be clear, being filthy does not necessarily mean profane. There is a difference.
Well, for this posting, I've decided to collect a few of my favorite "Filthy Foul" armpit quotes and create fancy text frames for them. --- Yes, Filthy graciously gave me his permission to share his words.
Let me tell ya, these naughty sayings have inspired me to be a bit bolder and more "nasty" with my own vocabulary in intimate settings and with private, online correspondences.
Friends, get out the soap and water, 'cause here they are...
MY FAVORITE "FILTHY FOUL"
ARMPIT QUOTES
Well Pit Pals, I hope these quotes got a rise out of you! May they embolden you to be more "filthy" next time your partner wants to hear some dirty talk coming out of that pretty mouth of yours. 👿
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Make sure to follow Filthy on X (formerly Twitter): @FoulFilthy . --- But be forewarned, his content is strictly for ages 18 and older. In other words, it's very mature 🌶️🌶️🌶️😈 and,... well,... filthy!
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[NOTE: Most of the images used for this blog entry, (including those of the pit lovers) were found online or through Vecteezy, which offers a variety of visual content, for both personal and commercial use.
However, photos of the bearded guy (representing me) were downloaded from my paid subscription to Adobe Stock, a royalty-free, stock image provider.]
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