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| Wow, talk about a fantasy league! |
1.) SHIRTS VERSES SKINS
As part of the coin toss ceremony, let the referee decide which team plays shirtless for the first half of the game. The other team will have to remove their jerseys after halftime. Just imagine how much more fun it'll be to see the wide receiver raise his arms to catch the football!
2.) GIVE THE REFEREES A SEXY MAKEOVER
Those poor refs sweating in their warm uniforms. Oh, how they must suffer!
How about giving the guys a cool, new comfortable look!? "Hey NFL, let the the referee's underarms breathe!" Of course, this will bring even more thrills to the game when the ref raises his muscular arms to signal a touchdown! ---- Yippee, another pit shot of the official's pits!
3.) SHOW MEN'S UNDERARM DEODORANT COMMERCIALS
A lot of people watch the bowl not for the game, but for the exciting ads. Forget the cliché beer commercials or those clever, but trite promotions for car insurance. Show the audience what they really want: hunky, just showered guys lifting their arms to apply sweet scent to their hairy pits.
4.) BOOK NICK JONAS FOR THE HALF-TIME SHOW
Never mind what this talented hottie will sing, just put it in his contract that he must perform the entire show in a tank top. Oh, and make sure the cameraman for the Jumbotron gets lots of closeup shots.
5.) TIM TEBOW HAS TO PLAY IN EVERY BOWL
Allow the former NFL quarterback to return to the world of football and feature him in every single bowl game! Why? Because there's not a pettier pair of pits in all of sports. Also, if he plays shirtless the ratings will go through the roof!
6.) THE LOOSING TEAM HAS TO LICK THE ARMPITS OF THE WINNING TEAM
Wow, the entire TV audience would stay glued to their sets until the bitter, sweet end to view this hot and heavy exchange. However, the winning team may opt to do the licking instead, if the loosing team is a group of sexy, woolly men. --- Hey, that would definitely be a prize waaaay better than a giant, gaudy bowl ring.
(Photos of the sexy male models, athletes and celebrities, as well as the gif were all found online.)
3.) SHOW MEN'S UNDERARM DEODORANT COMMERCIALS
A lot of people watch the bowl not for the game, but for the exciting ads. Forget the cliché beer commercials or those clever, but trite promotions for car insurance. Show the audience what they really want: hunky, just showered guys lifting their arms to apply sweet scent to their hairy pits.
4.) BOOK NICK JONAS FOR THE HALF-TIME SHOW
Never mind what this talented hottie will sing, just put it in his contract that he must perform the entire show in a tank top. Oh, and make sure the cameraman for the Jumbotron gets lots of closeup shots.
5.) TIM TEBOW HAS TO PLAY IN EVERY BOWL
Allow the former NFL quarterback to return to the world of football and feature him in every single bowl game! Why? Because there's not a pettier pair of pits in all of sports. Also, if he plays shirtless the ratings will go through the roof!
6.) THE LOOSING TEAM HAS TO LICK THE ARMPITS OF THE WINNING TEAM
Wow, the entire TV audience would stay glued to their sets until the bitter, sweet end to view this hot and heavy exchange. However, the winning team may opt to do the licking instead, if the loosing team is a group of sexy, woolly men. --- Hey, that would definitely be a prize waaaay better than a giant, gaudy bowl ring.
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