Friday, September 24, 2021

Page 257 - An Armpit Question for Y'all


Howdy, fellow armpit lovers!  As you may already know, I live in Texas, USA.  Here in the Lone Star State, cowboys and chili are mighty popular!  Both have inspired this particular blog entry.


Long, long ago, when I was a young buckaroo, there use to be a popular TV commercial for canned chili.

The spokesman would look right into the camera and ask, "Neighbor,... how long has it been since you've had a big thick steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?"  He'd quickly respond with, "Well,... that's too long!"

In-Store Promotion

I was reminded of the ad while cooking chili this week.  Well naturally for me, all roads lead to pits!  After some thought, I came up with my own commercial, but of course mine is advertising something quite different,... but just as spicy!


To fully experience the mood I'm going for, I recommend you listen to my favorite "manly" cowboy theme from the movie THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN.  Simply press the YouTube play button to listen as you read on.



 So now, in the spirit of the original advertisement I'd like to ask the following...


...


... since you've fantasied about a buddy's armpit?




... since you've even had a peek at another man's armpit?



... since you took a ride with a shirtless, hairy pitted fella?




... since you sat next to a guy in an unairconditioned vehicle and could smell the fragrant sweat of his underarms?




.. since you pulled the pickup truck over to the side of a lonely dirt road and fooled around with a dude's armpits?




.. since you saw the dripping wet pits of a swimming buddy?




.. since you and a chum shucked your shirts and laid back with your hands behind your heads to just relax?




.. since you saw an ol' pal change his shirt?




.. since you spent the night together in a small motel room with a shirtless compadre?




.. since you played a game of "armpit chicken" with your closest amigos?




... since you've been invited to explore the underarms of a new stranger in town?




... since you've taken a whiff of hot, roasting armpit flesh from a hardworking dude on a hot summer day?




... since you took in a noseful of a strapping young bronco? 




... since your senses were overpowered by the whiff a shirtless man raising his muscular arm?




... since you ogled the dark pit hair sticking out of a hot guy's tank top?




... since you played with a the pits of a one night stand?




... since you tickled the armpit of someone who is NOT ticklish?




... since you tickled the armpit of someone who IS ticklish?




... since you've stared in awe at the armpit of an Adonis?




... since you've smelled the pits of a "straight" guy?




... since you've smelled the pits of a gay guy who's also into pits?




... since you took home a feller from a cowboy bar and showed his underarms a good time?




... since you had some wild pit play out in nature?




... since you showed a clean-cut gent's pitters a raunchy time?




... since you were shown the ropes around an armpit?




... since you introduced a newbie to the joys of pit passion?




... since you've done something mighty fun and nasty with a seasoned armpit aficionado?




... since you've been tender with another fella's armpit fur?




... since you let your tongue travel the deep valleys of a strongman's pits?




... since you've outlined a guy's armpit with your finger?




... since you've even had fun with a shirtless guy in a hat?




... since you've ended the day with your nose buried in a guy's underarm?




Here's my response to each and every one of your answers?




So pit pals, I hope you enjoyed this little ride through my collection of cowboy pitters and ponderings?  Even after all these years living in Texas, I never fail to get excited spotting a gent wearing a sexy Stetson cowboy hat.  Even more simulating is to actually see a cowboy hat-wearing hombre out in public without his shirt!  ---  YEE-HAW!!!



(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the gif, clipart and pit pics used for this blog entry were all found online.)


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