Greetings, fellow armpit lovers! For today's blog entry, please indulge me as I share a few personal pit ponderings.
Ahhhhh, armpits!!! They bring me such joy! I love transfixing my eyes on their manly, majestic beauty!
This past weekend, while traversing through the Internet, I came across the following illustration:
It gave me a great deal to think about, and also inspired me to compose this blog entry.
Now friends, I try, try, try to be an optimist and keep my eye on the positive aspects of my life, but every now and then, the sadness of dark reality kick in. It is then, that I am consumed by an overpowering, melancholy mood.
After much thought, here's a list I've put together of...
THE SAD REALITY OF A
FRUSTRATED ARMPIT LOVER
THE TRUTH IS...
Currently, among gay and straight men, posting armpit selfies of oneself onto social media sites is very popular! --- Lucky for me and lucky for you!
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Although I love it, viewing online pit pics is pretty much my MAIN SOURCE of armpit entertainment.
THE TRUTH IS...
You see, I've been in love with my sweetie for years.
THE SAD REALITY IS...
I'm an armpit lover, but my sweetie is not.
THE TRUTH IS...
Men's pits get me SUPER, SUPER horny!
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Men's pits gross out my sweetie.
THE TRUTH IS...
Men's musky pits can be a real turn me on for me!
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Sweetie hates smelly things, especially smelly men!
THE TRUTH IS...
I adore seeing hairy guys with an abundant forest of hair growing under their arms. --- Yowzah!!! Bare those pits, Papa Bear!
THE SAD REALITY IS...
For Sweetie, too much body hair is too grisly a sight to bare!
THE TRUTH IS...
Everyday, I have erotic daydreams about seeing, touching, smelling, and tasting men's hairy underarms!
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Sweetie has such very different erotic daydreams. They involve beaches and young, shirtless blonde guys who love beaches.
FYI, there are a whole lotta other places where I'd rather spend my free time than at the beach. --- PLUS, I am neither young,... nor blonde.😒
THE TRUTH IS...
My sweetie has a beautiful set of pits! He let me taste them,... once.
THE SAD REALITY IS...
That was years ago. Nowadays, the only pits I ever taste are my own, behind my locked bathroom door.
THE TRUTH IS...
I bought my sweetie several sexy, sleeveless t-shirts to wear, which allots me lots of opportunities to sneak a peek at my guy's exposed furry pits.
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Although those sexy, sleeveless tees provide lots of chances for secret glances, I'm not allowed to touch those furry pits.
THE TRUTH IS...
Everyday, I have fun checking out my underarms in the mirror and playing with my armpit hair.
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Everyday I consider having a quickie affair so that someone other than myself might have fun checking out my underarms and playing with my armpit hair.
THE TRUTH IS...
In my lifetime, I have enjoyed many intimate moments with men who loved pit play and getting kinky, which left me quite satisfied sexually!
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Presently, most nights I go to bed sexually unfulfilled. --- Dang, how I miss pit play!
THE TRUTH IS...
I'm in love with a wonderful guy! Believe it or not, I really am!
THE SAD REALITY IS...
Most of my life with Sweetie is very satisfying, nevertheless I feel the need to blog about armpits in order to release my pent-up frustration. --- Sigh!
--- Well Pit Pals, I hope you found this entry thought-provoking, and may it give you something to think about before you choose your own Sweetie, with whom you will spend the rest of your life. And hey, if nothing else, I bet you enjoyed looking at the sexy, armpit illustrations! 😍
Hmmm? Kinda ironic that this blog entry talks about reality, however most of the pics I used were illustrated. Interesting! 😊
(Pictures collected for the various collages, as well as the artwork selected to tell the story for this blog entry, were all found online.)
P.S. I did a little online sleuthing and found some info about a few of the artists whose illustrations were featured in this post. Click on the yellow links to find them and please make sure to follow them on social media:
Blake Alexander on Instagram @blakealexanderart
Dante Amoretto on Twitter @danteamoretto
David Gilson on Facebook @artofdavidgilson
Ismael Álvarez on Deviant Art @ismaelalvarez
Martin on Twitter @martindrawz
and my favorite armpit artist...
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Read about me buying sleeveless t-shirts for my sweetie, Grant, and the sneaky reason I did so by clicking the link: BAD NEWS: He Had A Pit Rash/ GOOD NEWS: He Now Wears Sleeveless Tees!
Lastly pit pals, I'd love for us to keep in touch! So, I invite you to my main online platforms:
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Also connect with me on...
NOTE: Just click on the yellow links to get to each site.
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