Page 268 - THE PIT-SMACKER: Kissable Pits of Beautiful Ballet Boys

Season's Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  This holiday season, more than ever, I'd love to escape to an enchanted world of music and dance,...  and of course, armpits!  Lots, and lots of armpits!

As a kid, I use to get a thrill watching ballet performances, like THE NUTCRACKER, on the television set in our family den!

Dancers like sexy Mikhail Baryshnikov and the brooding Rudolf Nureyev were BIG world-famous stars, as well as international sex symbols!  The were absolutely mesmerizing to watch in motion!

Both men were regularly seen (often shirtless) on TV, movies, and featured prominently in popular celebrity magazines of the time.

My folks were ultra conservative, so my parents never took me to see the ballet or any form of musical theater, so I had "a snowball's chance in heck" of ever seeing either of these legends dance in person.

However, when I became a young man, I made it a point to attend ballet performances by local dance companies,... especially around the holidays!

Goodness, I absolutely love, love, love listening to the music of THE NUTCRACKER by gay, Russian composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, while dancers prance and pirouette on stage.  Especially those fine, fit fellas in tight tights!  And how exciting to see their arms rising to the sky as the music soars, revealing those amazing, athletic armpits!  ***Swoon!***

Recently, I got to pondering, "What if someday, someone came up with a sexy, gay version of the show? ---  Or better yet,... what about a sexy, gay version for PIT LOVERS like us!?"

The Pride Nutcracker & Armpit Lover Nutcracker,
with their flags.

Well, I've assembled a picture-perfect cast of lovely, "lords a leaping" to produce a version of the beloved ballet for underarm admirers of the world, and would like to invite you to its premiere!

FRIST:  Please press the following YouTube play button to begin Tchaikovsky's "Pas de Deux" from THE NUTCRACKER SUITE, featuring Benjamin Krug playing the cello, and Grace Browning on harp.

SECOND:  Listen to the moving music as you scroll through my collection of dashing, scantily-clad, dancers!

And now, for your enjoyment:

KISSABLE PITS

of

BEAUTIFUL BALLET BOYS

starring in a presentation I call...

Once upon a time, there was a young man who magically traveled

to an enchanted, snow-covered land of delicious dancers

who all possessed sweet underarms...

**Smack!**

Max Westwall, Matthew Ball, Will Bozier & Andrew Ashton

Taylor Stanley & Daniel Applebaum

Fernando Duarte, Greig Matthews, Stefan Goncalvez,
Evan Boersma, & Xavier Nunez 

Mikhail Baryshnikov

Roberto Bolle

Cory Stearns 

Lukas Bjørneboe Brændsrød

Adam McKinney

Nicol Edmonds & Matthew Ball

Rune Houchin

Matthew Ball

Angelo Greco

Sergei Polunin

Rudolf Nureyev

Eric Underwood 

Tylor Bradshaw & Vinicius Vasconcelos

Garen Scribner 

Vincent Warren

Josué Ullate

Flavio Paciscopi

Sergio Bernal

Fabrice Calmels

Alex Wong

Colt Prattes

Steven Heathcote

Gabriele Frola & Harrison James

Keaton Leier

Chase Finlay

Kevin Jackson

Cristiano Martino

Greig Matthews

Benjamin Freemantle

Chun Wai Chan & Fernando Martín-Gullans

Julio Bocca

Argenis Montalvo

Isaac Hernández

Paolo Busti

Darren Devaney

Andrew Killian & Kevin Jackson

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Well Pit Pals, I hope you enjoyed this rather unique production and didn't find it tutu highbrow.  I'm sure the critics will agree, the armpits of our sensuous ballet dancers were... on pointe! 😁

And now, for an encore,... maybe you'll allow my talented tongue to do some dancing for you! 😍👅

(NOTE:  The pit pics used for this blog entry, including the photos collected for the collage, plus the clipart, and various gifs were all found online.)

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