Season's greetings, fellow armpit lovers! Well, 2021 has been another rough year. So naturally, most people have had trouble completing their holiday gift shopping. Frustrating supply chain delays have only added to the stress!
As I've done for the last two years, I've put together some Do-It-Yourself projects for your last minute holiday, gift giving needs. --- So friends, please... don't panic!
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First, I have an actual kitchen recipe for armpit aficionados like us!
Second, I've put together several craft projects anyone can create! I found most of the templates and illustrations online, then combined them into fun and easy, Do-It-Yourself cutouts.
Check out these cool ideas:
EASY RECIPE😋
Due to the pandemic, many of us have started baking. However, instead of making the same ol' cookies, cakes or peppermint bark, how about giving the gift of edible armpit hair!?
This quirky recipe was discovered on Pinterest under "Halloween Treats", however as any armpit lover knows, pits are a perfect snack for the holidays,... or heck, anytime of the year!
INGREDIENTS:
Post Brand Shredded Wheat Cereal (Big Biscuits), 3 Table Spoons Honey, 1 Table Spoon Light Brown Sugar, 6 Ounces of Chocolate Chips, 2 Tablespoons Butter or Margarine
YOU WILL ALSO NEED:
Medium-Sized Heavy Saucepan, Stove or Portable Electric Burner, Rubber Spatula, Waxed Paper, Cookie Sheet, Fork, Refrigerator, Timer
DIRECTIONS:
Break apart 3 large biscuits of Post Brand Shredded Wheat (Big Biscuits) cereal into long strands so they have the appearance of hair, and set them aside. In a medium-sized heavy saucepan, combine the honey, light brown sugar, and chocolate chips with the butter or margarine. Set the heat to medium and place the saucepan on the burner. Using the rubber spatula, gently stir the ingredients until the mixture is glossy and smooth. Remove the saucepan from burner and place it on a heat safe work surface. Gently fold the shredded wheat into the pan. When thoroughly coated, scoop onto a waxed paper-lined, cookie sheet in nine equal portions. Use a fork to gently rake "hairs" into one direction. To set the Chocolate Armpit Hairs, place them in a refrigerator and set your timer for about 30 minutes, then they are ready to enjoy!
SERVING SUGGESTION:
Instead of cookies, how about leaving some yummy armpit hair for Santa!? You just might end up getting extra presents!
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ALTERNATIVES:
--- Do you prefer blondes? In place of regular chocolate, maybe experiment with white chocolate chips, plus yellow food coloring.
--- Are ginger gents more to your taste? Ditch the chocolate and try red colored, cherry flavored baking chips instead! Throw in a few candied RED HOTS for some spice!
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| "Nom, nom, nom! Wow, these Chocolate Armpit Hairs remind me of my ex-boyfriend, Ben!" |
EASY CRAFTS😍
For these next gifts, you'll need the following materials: cardstock copy paper, a color printer, scissors, a hole punch, yarn, glue or tape.
INSTRUCTIONS:
- Format the various patterns for your printer.
- Then print color or black and white copies onto a sturdy sheets of 8 1/2" X 11" copy paper,... preferably cardstock.
- Carefully cut along the outside of the design.
- Assemble the creations.
- You may opt to color the black and white artwork.
- Some projects may require yarn, a hole punch, and possibly glue or tape.
- As always, please refrain from licking the printed pictures, unless you use water-proof ink. 😁
ARMPIT-THEMED
HOLIDAY PAPER CHAINS
Make the Yuletide gay, with these fabulous paper chains!
The strips feature guys with shaved pits, hairy pits, or smelly, sweaty pits. Why, there's something for every armpit lover's taste! --- Or rather, "something for every armpit lover's taste buds!"
Experiment and try printing the chains on holiday colored copy paper! Using pastel colors will insure the artwork will still be seen clearly.
AN ARMPIT-THEMED
DOOR HANGER
Clip the sign, trim along the dotted line, then cut out the hole. When hung in front of a bedroom door it lets Pit Pals know they are always welcomed!
ARMPIT-THEMED
ORNAMENTS/ GIFT TAGS
Do you have a friend whose holiday tree is not gay enough? Does it need some some extra armpit pizzazz?
Well, check out these gift ideas featuring drawings by a very talented artist I follow on Twitter: @martindrawz . --- Simply print the template, then color each round ornament, cut out, and punch a hole on top. Lastly, add some ribbon or yarn to hang the item on the tree, or to attach it to a wrapped gift.
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ARMPIT THEMED JIGSAW PUZZLE
Just imagine the "Oohs and Aahs", you friends will holler after assembling this puzzle! Martin's artwork is so beautiful, it's suitable for framing,... or keeping under your mattress for those lonely Saturday nights!
BTW, please make sure to follow Martin on Twitter: @martindrawz
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Well Pit Pals, may the recipe, as well as, the quick and easy templates come in handy! If they're not needed, I hope you at least had fun looking at them. I know I always enjoy ogling ANYTHING armpit related! 😍 😛
Still need more last minute gifts for those friends of yours on the NICE list? (Okay, some of your NAUGHTY friends deserve presents as well,... 'cause when they're naughty, they're even better!) Click on the following links to view my previous Do-It-Yourself Armpit-Themed Holiday Gift blog entries:
(NOTE: The recipe, gifs, clipart, plus the pit pics selected for this blog entry, including those used to create the collages and gift templates, were all found online. --- Special thanks to Martin.)
Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch! So, I invite you to my main online platforms:
Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . --- Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.
Also connect with me through 1 of my 3 social media sites...
Facebook @EnriqueHenryArmpitLover ,
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