Maschalagnia is a fetish for armpits. I'm obsessed with men's underarms. Yum! Here's an autobiographical account of my secret fascination, including musings and tantalizing tidbits I have never shared before.
If you've read my blog posting (Page 74 - My "Sock It To Me" Guys) you know all about my "Sock It To Me" list and the secret origin of the title. Well, the list continues to grow.
I always like to reflect on my choices for the month. February's group members were lean and surprisingly,not too furry. Here are the hot guy photos that kept my interest for February 2018. Included are names if known and a brief description of what appealed to me about their mouthwatering underarms.
Anonymous: Photo Ready Pits
Charlie Taylor: Dreamy, Fluffy Pits
Jared Koronkiewicz: Rough & Tough Pits
Martin Berkhan: Long & Luscious, "Boy Next Door" Pits
Cam Allison: Long & Luscious,GlamourPits
Vlad Engels: Smooth, Yet Strong Pits
Sávvas Seferis: Starving for Attention Pits
Renan Peres: Hard Fantasy Pits
For my current and ever growing "Sock It To Me" list of men visit my Pinterest board @ "Sock It To Me" Guys. And please, let me know if anyone on the list ends up keeping you "company" on a long and lonely weekend night. Check out last month's list of hotties @ My Pit Picks for January 2018. (All photos for collage and individual pics found online.) Visit my Pinterest page for more armpit entertainment @www.pinterest.com/enriquehenry100 .
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So, I've been dreaming up a soap opera about guys with armpit fetishes who live in a small college town named Pits-Burg. The town is known for its many craters created by a large meteor shower centuries ago. Nowadays, the more popular craters are found under the arms of it's sexy, male population.
NOTE: You may want to first read PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#2)to catch up with this particular storyline. Simply click on the link. The story continues: TWINS DAVID & DARIO It's a late weeknight. Dario hurriedly arrives at the motel room and knocks on the door. Just minutes ago David, his slightly older twin brother, sounded scared and frantic on the other end of the phone. As a teen, David had a history of severe melancholic episodes, so Dario is very concerned right now. There is no answer so he begins to bang loudly on the door. Dario has so many questions: Why did his brother unexpectedly leave the dorms and rent a motel room? Is David depressed and on the edge? Is it because of that ridiculous fraternity? Or could it be that his straight brother is upset about their erotic, armpit encounter a couple of nights ago?
Finally, the door opens. David greets his worried twin, wearing a worn out, college t-shirt, boxer-briefs and stands in his bare feet. His hair is a tousled mess, he hasn't bathed in a couple of days and his red eyes reveal that he's been crying quite a bit. "Davy, what's going on!?" Dario asks as he enters and hugs his odoriferous twin. "Are you okay? Why on earth did you rent a room?" "I had to get away from campus, Theo my new dorm-mate, the fraternity brothers and,... certain people." "Which certain people?" Dario inquires. However, David doesn't answer, he just continues, "I needed some time to be alone and think. Darito, I've been so nervous about the upcoming hazing! Like I told you, I've been vomiting everyday since I found out what the pledges are gonna have to do. Man, I was really worried! I kept thinking, what if I'm so bad at licking and sucking the fraternity brothers' underarms that I fail the test?" Dario lovingly attempts to correct his sibling's irrational thinking, "Davy, you're being waaayyy too obsessive. I don't think those frat boys are looking for skillful pit pleasers. It's all about juvenile pranks and humiliation. Besides, I've already told you, I think that fraternity isn't good for you." "No, you're wrong!" his tired brother insists, "Being a member of that particular group can open soooo many doors for me in the business world after graduation. Please, I don't wanna argue about it."
"David"
Fixing his wavy, matted hair with his fingers, David continues, "Look, I admit I was nervous. I didn't think I could pull off all that armpit worship for the secret hazing ritual, but while you were on your way here I came up with a plan." Now it was Dario who was nervous. David's plans always seemed to rope him into some kind of Lucy & Ethel craziness. "Hear me out, baby brother. I was thinking, maybe I can do a better job at all that sucking and licking if I have an expert show me how it's done. So, I have to ask you for another favor. --- Bro, I need you to lick and suck my pits to show me how an expert does it." "Whaaat!!??" Dario responds in disbelief at his brother's logic, "That makes absolutely no sense! And what about the other night when I let you use me as a guinea pig? Wasn't that awkward, private lesson enough!? Wow Davy, I'm beginning to think the pressure of being accepted it into this fraternity has made you go crazy!"
"Dario"
David is determined to make his younger brother understand, "Darito, hear me out. Growing up I caught you several times checking out all those gay, underarm fetish sites on the computer in our bedroom. I'm sure you and your guy friends have tried it, and I bet you're pretty good at it. Just do me and I'll be able to tell what a good armpit job feels like." "No way!!!" his sibling objects, "No way, no how!!! We gotta stop crossing the line, Davy! Dude, you're not even gay and besides that, you're not some quick, random hook-up, you're my brother!" A panicked David begins to tears up, "Come on Darito, I'm begging you as my twin! Do you think I would be asking such a favor if I wasn't so desperate? You know how nervous I get! Please, you're the only person in the wold I can trust to help me with this." Dario adamantly answers, "No David! No!" The older brother's eyes well up and his body begins to quiver, "You gotta help me, man! Hell, I'm not asking you to blow me or have intercourse, all I'm asking is that you show me how pit worship is suppose to feel! Please Darito, please!!! You're my only hope!" David flings his arms around his brother's shoulders and sobs uncontrollably. Seeing and feeling his brother's stress and desperation breaks Dario's heart and he too begins to cry. He tries to comfort his twin with a tight hug. Minutes go by and the two are still weeping, until finally Dario reluctantly gives in, "Don't worry Davy, don't cry. --- I'll do it." "Really!!? Really, Darito!!? Oh thank you, thank you," David replies while straightening his stance and wiping away his tears. Then once again, the older brother repeats the phrase he and his younger twin have recited to one another since childhood, whenever the other has done a huge favor, "I love you forever, dear brother." So once again, Dario replies with the traditional response, "And I love you forever too, dear brother."
Fearing his pragmatic twin will soon change his mind, David forgoes a shower and pulls off his wrinkled college tee, right then and there, revealing his beautiful, bare, fit torso. He then proceeds to help his sibling remove his shirt, sneakers and socks. Both young men are stunningly attractive, identical in shape and muscle tone. They stare into each other's eyes to signal that they are okay. Then David suggests, "Let's go to the bed. It'll make it easier for you." Dario is stone silent as his nearly naked brother leads him by the hand and they lay down, side by side, next to each other on the motel mattress. David slowly raises his arm near his twin's clenched mouth. Sheepishly, the gay brother brings his nose near David's ripe underarm. As he draws closer he can smell that familiar scent: a scent he has known all his life, a scent he grew up with. However, it's now a more mature version of the aroma that shared his childhood bedroom, it's an intoxicating musk that still resembles his own. The scent begins to arouse him. Just as his mouth eases open and he sticks out his tongue, Dario hesitates. He reflects on how once again they are about to break so many boundaries and taboos. Yet, his brother needs his help and he loves him. With his armpit stretched open, David softly urges, "Come closer Bro,... I'm ready." [TO BE CONTINUED...]
(All photos found online. The dynamic duo featured in the pics are Brazilian male model twins, Marcos and Marcio Patriota, whom I've cast in my mind as the brothers in my soapy fantasy.) Meet the real guys on YouTube at The Patriota Twins , then prepare to fall in mad lust when you see their sizzling video at Marcio & Marcos Patriota for Cosmopolitan . Interested in more naughty, underarm drama? Read the story of PACO & HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW, PAUL at PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#1) and PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#4), as well as "CLIP" & THE BASKETBALL TEAM at PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (#3). Visit my Pinterest page for more armpit entertainment @www.pinterest.com/enriquehenry100 . Feel free to leave a comment below and share you own pit memory or fantasy. Plus, don't forget to press the Follow button to keep up with my latest posts. NOTE: This story is entirely a work of fiction. Any similarity to any persons (living or deceased) is strictly coincidental, and no identification of any kind with any such person is intended or implied.
Were my pit hair much more longer I could braid it up with bows, Whip it back and forth so gleefully, Fling it right before my nose.
I could tug it, I could twirl it, Pet it like a furry pelt, I could wrap it round my waistline, Like a sexy, braided belt.
Were my pit hair much more longer Men could climb it to the top, Reach the base and give it kisses, Lick and suck on it nonstop. So "goodbye" electric clippers, Razor blades "you've got to go", Don't want teeny, razor stubble, Let my sweet, pit garden grow.
--- Just a little ditty I wrote while contemplating the growth of my own underarm hair. I haven't trimmed on purpose since June of 2017. (The clipart used to create the collages, as well as each photo posted, were found online. Pictured from top to bottom are male models Ryan Greasley, Adam Caldera & Teddy Van der Velden who in my opinion all have the perfect, pit hair length in these photos.)
Visit my Pinterest page for more armpit entertainment @www.pinterest.com/enriquehenry100 . Feel free to leave a comment below and share you own pit memory or fantasy. Plus, don't forget to press the Follow button to keep up with my latest posts.
NOTE TO READER: This blog entry was written on February, 17, 2018.
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The comic based movie, Black Panther, debuted this week and features the hunky duo of Chadwick Boseman and Michael B. Jordan.
I enjoyed the movie, especially the "take you to the edge of your seat" action scenes set in South Korea. See the film in 3D for the thrills and for the beautiful scenery of the fictional, African nation of Wakanda, Black Panther's home. The 3 dimensional experience will also get you an enhanced view of the buff, shirtless bodies of the movie's two, hot leading men.
Handsome Mr. Boseman plays King T'Challa, ruler of Wakanda, who is also the sensational superhero, Black Panther.
Sexy and charismatic Mr. Jordan portrays supervillian and threat to the throne, Erik Killmonger. I've been a fan of Michael's since his days on the soap opera ALL MY CHILDREN and I must say, his star really shines in this movie.
Sadly and surprisingly, despite the shirtless battles and the revealing tribal outfits, there were only 2 good, male armpit shots in the entire film. The first was a lengthy one of Chadwick after a shirtless fight scene, when he raised his arm up in victory and the other happened when Michael took off his sweater. I searched and searched the Internet, but was unsuccessful at finding those specific images. However, don't worry armpit fans, I'm still on the prowl, looking for those breathtaking pit pics. In the meantime, for this post I found a few underarm photos of the guys I thought you all might enjoy. I know I do!
(Movie poster, photos and gif all found online.)
Press the play button to check out the film's trailer on YouTube:
I'd love for us to keep in touch! So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms: Follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover. --- Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings. Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .
Cupid, Cupid, I'm so stupid, I pick guys who aren't good fits, Guys who don't like getting kinky, Guys who don't like licking pits. Cupid, Cupid, I'm so stupid, Yes, they're cute and have their charms, But these cuties don't play naughty, They won't sniff my underarms.
Cupid, Cupid, I'm so stupid, Maybe you'll have better luck. Find a guy who'll kiss my armpits, Then proceed to sniff and suck. Cupid, Cupid, I'm so stupid, Valentine-less and alone, With no one to love my armpits, Guess I'll have to lick my own. --- Hey, Pit Pals! I hope you enjoyed this little Valentine ditty! I wrote it for all you armpit lovers who find yourselves with someone who doesn't quite share or understand your fun fetish.
(Photos representing Gay Cupid were downloaded from my paid subscription to Dreamstime, a royalty-free, stock image provider. The picture of the cute guy in bed was found online.)
Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!
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The Olympic Winter Games began this week in Pyeongchang, South Korea and temperatures at the freezing, outdoor Opening Ceremony certainly rose when the deligation from Tonga marched in, led by their hot & hunky, shirtless flag-bearer, Pita Nikolas Taufatofua.
I usually don't get turned on by men's shaved underarms, but come on, just one look at the cocky, handsome athlete's armpits and you instantly become a fan.
Mr. Taufatofua became a worldwide sensation for oiling up his well built physique and wearing his country's traditional garb as part of the Parade of Nations, during the Opening Ceremony of the Olympic Summer Games in Rio de Janerio, Brazil in 2016 (see above photo).
Pita also made an appearance during that year's Closing Ceremony (see above photo) wearing another version of his famous outfit, giving the world another great view of his polished pits. In 2016 he went to the Olympics to compete in taekwondo. Later that year he learned to ski and has qualified to compete in cross-country skiing for this year's Winter Games.
Of coarse, me being the armpit lover that I am I have a couple of questions: #1) "Who helps him slather that shiny, edible coconut oil all over his body, especially over the hard to get areas, specifically those beautiful, glistening deep pits?" #2) "Is it a full-time job, and where do I apply?"
(Photos of the dashing Olympian were all found online.) Visit my Pinterest page for more armpit entertainment @www.pinterest.com/enriquehenry100 .
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Whenever a men's underarm deodorant commercial comes on TV or online, you better believe I sit up and take notice. One of my favorite deodorant ads of all time comes from the AXE company for their Dry Spray Antiperspirant. It's fun, sexy and a little kinky for primetime viewing.
The commercial has appeared in different countries with different actors, however my favorite is the actor in the US/Canada version, pictured below. Goodness, what a smoldering hottie he is, and oh my, what sensuous armpits!
The advertisement also features the music of Franz Schubert's famous song "Die Forell" in the background.
(All photos and videos found online.) Visit my Pinterest page for more armpit entertainment @www.pinterest.com/enriquehenry100 . Feel free to leave a comment below and share your own pit memory or fantasy. Plus, don't forget to press the Follow button to keep up with my latest posts.
Greetings, lovers of armpits and football! In honor of this Sunday's annual Super Bowl game, here are a few suggestions I have for the National Football League on how to supe-up the Super Bowl. 1.) SHIRTS VERSES SKINS As part of the coin toss ceremony, let the referee decide which team plays shirtless for the first half of the game. The other team will have to remove their jerseys after halftime. Just imagine how much more fun it'll be to see the wide receiver raise his arms to catch the football!
2.) GIVE THE REFEREES A SEXY MAKEOVER Those poor refs sweating in their warm uniforms. Oh, how they must suffer!
How about giving the guys a cool, new comfortable look!? "Hey NFL, let the the referee's underarms breathe!" Of course, this will bring even more thrills to the game when the ref raises his muscular arms to signal a touchdown! ---- Yippee, another pit shot of the official's pits!
3.) SHOWMEN'S UNDERARM DEODORANT COMMERCIALS A lot of people watch the bowl not for the game, but for the exciting ads. Forget the cliché beer commercials or those clever, but trite promotions for car insurance. Show the audience what they really want: hunky, just showered guys lifting their arms to apply sweet scent to their hairy pits.
4.) BOOK NICK JONAS FOR THE HALF-TIME SHOW Never mind what this talented hottie will sing, just put it in his contract that he must perform the entire show in a tank top. Oh, and make sure the cameraman for the Jumbotron gets lots of closeup shots.
5.)TIM TEBOW HAS TO PLAY IN EVERY BOWL Allow the former NFL quarterback to return to the world of football and feature him in every single bowl game! Why? Because there's not a pettier pair of pits in all of sports. Also, if he plays shirtless the ratings will go through the roof!
6.) THE LOOSING TEAM HAS TO LICK THE ARMPITS OF THE WINNING TEAM Wow, the entire TV audience would stay glued to their sets until the bitter, sweet end to view this hot and heavy exchange. However, the winning team may opt to do the licking instead, if the loosing team is a group of sexy, woolly men. --- Hey, that would definitely be a prize waaaay better than a giant, gaudy bowl ring.
(Photos of the sexy male models, athletes and celebrities, as well as the gif were all found online.)
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