"You scream, I scream, we all scream..." when we see a sexy guy licking ice cream!
Temperatures are soaring all over the country this summer. Eating ice cream is a fun way to cool off during these hot, sweaty days. Speaking of the popular frozen treat, I've come up with a provocative hypothesis question, and I'm hoping you can help me answer it:
Do guys lick underarms the very same way they lick their ice cream cones?
My guess is yes, there is a link! Of course, there are many variables that may affect my conclusion: being rushed for time (especially if the licking occurs outdoors in a public place), taking turns with another person (oh the joy of sharing), and whether the flavor is pleasing to the subject's tongue (sometimes the flavor is way too strong or the taster prefers that his treat have plenty of sprinkles and not be too smooth). 😉
Here are the types of "lickers" that are part of my supposition:
THE HAPPY LAPPER
It's all about the sensation. He enjoys the act of licking almost as much as the taste of the mouth watering goody.
THE SWIPER
His tongue is like a sexy mop. He swipes his fleshy muscular organ across the sweet treat and swishes his tongue around it for optimum pleasure.
THE PROLONGER
He loves to savor the flavor and is in no rush.
THE MISCHIEVOUS PLAYER
This creative chap likes to play with his dessert. (No doubt, as a child he was often scolded for playing with his food.) He regularly sticks his nose in it, which always gets a happy reaction from others.
THE SLOPPY SLOBBER
He's a very "eager beaver" who gets points for enthusiasm.
THE AMATEUR
This "bush leaguer" takes a taste, likes it, but doesn't FULLY appreciate what he's licking. He may or may not finish.
THE VACCUM
Sucking is his thing. Why he even loves sucking the marrow out of bones! (WARNING: In the bedroom, have your concealer makeup ready, 'cause honey, you're gonna have some major hickeys on your pits when he's finished with you.)
THE CHOMPER
Less licking, more biting is his thing. This fast and furious fellow is too hungry. (WARNING: In the bedroom, have bandages and a tetanus shot nearby.)
THE "GET 'ER DONE" GUY
The dude is more concerned about getting the job done and not wanting a drop of cream to get on the floor.
THE FLIRT
Although this guy appreciates the sweetness of the tasty delight, his favorite thing to do is turn on his audience while he's licking it. --- Oooooo, que sexy!!!
So armpit lovers, what do you think of my hypothesis? Do you agree with my examples? Do you have similar findings? Have you observed your boyfriend licking ice cream and does it resemble his licking technique in the boudoir? If so, let me know in the comment section.
Here's a funny YouTube video from Brazil. I thought it might make a great companion to this blog entry. Press play to watch how people react when a flirty ice cream licking dude turns out to be blind. The guy is delish and so is the way he licks his creamy treat. No translation needed to enjoy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I plan to go sit at a Dairy Queen all afternoon and stare at hot guys licking their ice cream cones. It's all for research, of course. --- I especially love watching a hunky hottie attack that "armpit curl"-looking twist on top.
(NOTE: Collage photos, gifs, pics and the video used for this blog entry were all found online. --- It is not known whether the models featured in the pictures necessarily enjoy licking ice cream or other yummy treats. Sadly, some may be lactose intolerant... or straight. 😞)
Temperatures are soaring all over the country this summer. Eating ice cream is a fun way to cool off during these hot, sweaty days. Speaking of the popular frozen treat, I've come up with a provocative hypothesis question, and I'm hoping you can help me answer it:
Do guys lick underarms the very same way they lick their ice cream cones?
My guess is yes, there is a link! Of course, there are many variables that may affect my conclusion: being rushed for time (especially if the licking occurs outdoors in a public place), taking turns with another person (oh the joy of sharing), and whether the flavor is pleasing to the subject's tongue (sometimes the flavor is way too strong or the taster prefers that his treat have plenty of sprinkles and not be too smooth). 😉
Here are the types of "lickers" that are part of my supposition:
THE HAPPY LAPPER
It's all about the sensation. He enjoys the act of licking almost as much as the taste of the mouth watering goody.
THE SWIPER
His tongue is like a sexy mop. He swipes his fleshy muscular organ across the sweet treat and swishes his tongue around it for optimum pleasure.
THE PROLONGER
He loves to savor the flavor and is in no rush.
THE MISCHIEVOUS PLAYER
This creative chap likes to play with his dessert. (No doubt, as a child he was often scolded for playing with his food.) He regularly sticks his nose in it, which always gets a happy reaction from others.
THE SLOPPY SLOBBER
He's a very "eager beaver" who gets points for enthusiasm.
THE AMATEUR
This "bush leaguer" takes a taste, likes it, but doesn't FULLY appreciate what he's licking. He may or may not finish.
Sucking is his thing. Why he even loves sucking the marrow out of bones! (WARNING: In the bedroom, have your concealer makeup ready, 'cause honey, you're gonna have some major hickeys on your pits when he's finished with you.)
THE CHOMPER
Less licking, more biting is his thing. This fast and furious fellow is too hungry. (WARNING: In the bedroom, have bandages and a tetanus shot nearby.)
THE "GET 'ER DONE" GUY
The dude is more concerned about getting the job done and not wanting a drop of cream to get on the floor.
THE FLIRT
Although this guy appreciates the sweetness of the tasty delight, his favorite thing to do is turn on his audience while he's licking it. --- Oooooo, que sexy!!!
So armpit lovers, what do you think of my hypothesis? Do you agree with my examples? Do you have similar findings? Have you observed your boyfriend licking ice cream and does it resemble his licking technique in the boudoir? If so, let me know in the comment section.
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Here's a funny YouTube video from Brazil. I thought it might make a great companion to this blog entry. Press play to watch how people react when a flirty ice cream licking dude turns out to be blind. The guy is delish and so is the way he licks his creamy treat. No translation needed to enjoy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I plan to go sit at a Dairy Queen all afternoon and stare at hot guys licking their ice cream cones. It's all for research, of course. --- I especially love watching a hunky hottie attack that "armpit curl"-looking twist on top.
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