Greetings, fellow armpit lovers! We often take to social media to wax eloquently about the fragrance of other men's underarms. However, with this blog entry, I'd like to actually brag about MY armpit aroma.
Almost every night, I sleep with a t-shirt on. --- I know, I know, sleeping shirtless is waaay sexier. --- Well, my hubby, Grant, likes the bedroom temperature kept very cold at night. I freeze easily, so I need some coverage to stay warm and comfy while I dream,... about men's armpits, of course. π΄β€οΈβπ₯
Most mornings, when I wake up, the pits of my sleeves are damp with night sweat, and from the heat caused by me having to cower under the covers from the cold.
Now, I must confess something to you all. I often like to get out of bed, go to the bathroom, lock the door behind me. Before I strip to get into the shower, I proceed to smell each pit of my sleeping shirt for a bit while I still have it on.
You see, my sweetie hates pit play as well as the scent of underarms.
Freshly scrubbed, dry, sweaty, or perfumed axillas,... it doesn't matter! Grant wants nothing to do with them, mine or anyone else's. Armpit kinks confuse and appall him. Always have, always will.
Of course, I'm just the opposite. I absolutely ADORE men's pits and wish I had someone to adore mine.
Let me tell ya, I love inhaling my fragrant, A.M. pit spice! It kinda smells warm and woodsy. I go camping a lot, so it reminds me of a comforting, morning campsite.
However, after a hard day at work, my man stink turns more into a raw salad greens scent. (More on that later.)
As a kid, I was totally intoxicated by my own armpit aroma. Back then, I didn't know what the attraction was, but the allure for me was super strong!
Sadly, if my conservative parents ever caught whiff of any offensive smells wafting from my young pitters they would often shame me.
"Β‘HΓjole Enrique, you stink! Go take a good long shower and scrub those nasty arcas! And don't forget to put on some deodorant!"
Afterall, prim and proper, pure folk, never omit foul odors. --- Needless to say, RIGHT GUARD was never in short supply in our RIGHTEOUS home. ππ
Hmmm, I don't know if other men would appreciate my particular stink, but I really, really, really, enjoy it! The fragrance is not off putting, and always warrants a second or third sniff.
On my days off, I leave my moist tee on as I lounge around the apartment or do chores.
That is, until Sweetie comes home from work. Then, I run to the bathroom to shower off my smelly self, then put on a fresh clean shirt for my hubby.
I guess I'm a lot like actress Molly Shannon's famous SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE character, Mary Catherine Gallagher.
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"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my arms, and then I smell my fingers like that." |
I too enjoy my own personal pit perfume. Yes, it brings me comfort, plus the musk induces a nice, naughty pheromone rush to my brain. ππ
So Pit Pal, let my true story be a cautionary tale for you all. Make sure to find a man who enjoys your favorite kink. Otherwise, you may find a guy whom you truly love, then be united together in holy matronly,... only to end up living a life of "self-service". --- Take it from me, I'm the ONLY ONE who has sniffed my pits in waaay over 15 years. ππ
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[NOTE: Some of the images used for this blog entry were found online. However, the professional photos of the sweat-drenched dude (used to represent me), plus that of an overwhelmed Grant used for my collage, were downloaded from my paid subscription to Dreamstime, royalty-free, stock image provider.]
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