Page 425 - Finding Mr. Pit-Mas!

Season's Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  ---  First things, first.

SPOILER ALERT: This post discusses the winner of the reality competition, FINDING MR. CHRISTMAS.

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Okay, you've all been forewarned.  Now, on with the blog entry.

I'm not a big lover of reality shows, however I did thoroughly enjoy watching the Hallmark Channel's first reality competition series, FINDING MR. CHRISTMAS.  🎄

This show is kind of a cross between THE BACHELOR and AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.  What first captured my attention was the premise.  It stars 10 very handsome, aspiring actors competing in various fun challenges, to ultimately win the title and appear as the leading man in a new 2024 made for TV, Hallmark Christmas movie!

"Oh, it's more fun than a one horse open sleigh!  Hey!"

Not surprisingly there are not a lot of armpit shots in the Hallmark show.  Fortunately, one episode includes a photo contest where many of the men decided to go shirtless for the camera!

Clockwise, starting from the top left:
Elijah, Blake (one of my faves), David and Ezra

Sure, the show is a bit cheesy and light-hearted.  Still, it's oh-so fun to watch!  Plus, it certainly is a creative way to combine the holidays with hot, wholesome hunks.

In the end, Ezra Moreland, the 6 foot, former navy rescue diver and model was named the winner.

By the way, the competition was hosted by the Hallmark Channel's openly gay superstar, Jonathan Bennett.

Sadly, Jonathan never takes his shirt off for the show.  I'm sure we all can agree, his armpits are rather spotlight worthy!  ---  If I were the producer I'd find a way to make the host shuck his shirt for every episode.  Just think of the huge ratings!!!

"Jonathan's definitely on my Nice & Hot list!"

Now, back to Ezra.  Well, the camera certainly loves him, and I'm sure the ladies (and many gay men) will too.  Plus, the dude has that dashing, leading man look.

But hey, forget the talent competition, and the gorgeous mug, the most important thing you and I wanna know is: "Do Ezra's armpits have the IT factor!?"  Well, I've decided to collect and share some of Ezra's pit pics and let you decide.

CHECK OUT EZRA MORELAND

(a.k.a.) MR. PIT-MAS!🎅

Ho-Ho-Holy guacamole!  What a hottie!  I'm glad I saw the show.  It was fun, but most importantly, it helped me find Ezra Mooreland (Mr. Pit-Mas) and his fantastic pair of pits!

"Gee, thanks, Santa! ---  Oh,... and Hallmark too!"

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Follow the rising Hallmark star on his social media platforms:

INSTAGRAM - @ezra.moreland

TIKTOK - @ezra.moreland

(Simply click on the yellow links.)

For more show photos and info, check out the official FINDING MR. CHRISTMAS social media platforms:

INSTAGRAM - @findingmrchristma 

FACEBOOK - @FindingMrChristmas

Check out the fun (never naughty, but nice) reality competition on HALLMARK PLUS.  ----  I found it via AMAZON PRIME VIDEO, but I had to pay and subscribe to the STARZ channel.

Ezra's movie premiere, HAPPY HOWLIDAYS, is now included as Episode 9.

 

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[NOTE: Images collected for the collages, as well as those featured in this blog entry, plus the gif, were all found online.  Pictures of the playful male elf were downloaded from my paid subscription to Adobe Stock, a royalty-free, stock image provider.]

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Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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Page 424 - PIT PARODY

 

Just a little comic, pit parody I put together using images I found online.  I was inspired to create this after searching through a very handsome guy's feed early this morning.

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Page 423 - Make the World a Happier Place

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Page 422 - I'm Hungry for Tribble-Like Pits!

Greetings, fellow armpit lovers!  I confess, for someone who loves writing about men's underarms and posting savory, suvacão snapshots online, it's been a long time since I've had one in my mouth.  As I have lamented before, Grant (my sweetie of several years) is NOT into armpit passion.  ---  I love him to bits, but I'm not allowed to love his pits!  💔

Well, early this morning, I woke up at 2:30 AM with a hankering for a heaping helping of armpit hair in my mouth!  I lay there in bed and thought to myself, "Durn it, I'm hungry for big ol', musky and furry, Tribble-like pits lovingly stuffed in my cakehole!"

[NOTE: For all of you non-Trekkies, "Tribbles are a fictional alien species first depicted in 1967 on STAR TREK: The Original Series, Season 2; Episode 15, entitled "The Trouble with Tribbles".  They are depicted as furry, gentle, cute and slow-moving, but rapidly reproducing, lovable species."  ---  Condensed from Wikipedia]

I don't know what made me think that, but wow, just imagine if a guy's pitter locks were actually as big, fluffy and pettable as a Tribble!  😍

I also reflected on something interesting.  You know,... when a man gets out of prison he never goes straight to a restaurant and asks for a thin steak, he orders a super thick, juicy steak!

Yeah, that's me!  I want the next armpit in my mouth to be super thick and juicy,... but also very, very, very hairy!

Goodness, I'm so thirsty for a shaggy armpit, I want a wet, hairy one I can swim in!

I long for a pit so fantastically, freaking furry that I'll need a Suba snorkel for air!

I wanna have to explore a wide, manly underarm bush so thick, I'll have to call an experienced, wilderness guide to get me out!  ---  That is, IF I ever decide to get out!

Maybe I can find a willing playmate who's armpits are like online hairy hunk, Thalles Lima!  That man's pits tick all my boxes!  ---  Oh, the things I would do to such excellent axillas as those,... to BOLDLY GO and make up for lost time!  😋

Sure, in the grand scheme of things I don't have a good reasons to grouse much.  I have a charming hubby who loves me.  And hey, Grant thoroughly enjoys wearing the sleeveless t-shirts I buy him, so at least I get a peek of his pits every now and then.  At least there's that!  💘

Ahh well Pit Pals, enough fantasizing for now.  It's late.  I guess I need stop blogging and get back to bed with my sweetie.

Hopefully, someday, I'll learn to focus on what I do have instead of what I don't.  ---  However, I'm sure my horny, naughty region would find it all,... well,...

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Postscript

(NOTE: The photos of the adorable, Adventurous Guy were downloaded from my paid subscription to Adobe Stock, a royalty-free, stock image provider.  However, the pictures and clipart used for the collages, the gif, plus the images of the hairy, dreamy dudes were all found online.

By the way, that's studly, actor/male model Cody Callahan, pictured below, whom I've cast in my fantasy to represent my sweetie, Grant, for this post.)

Thalles Lima

Make sure to follow digital creator and photographer, Thalles Lima,  on his social media platforms:

INSTAGRAM - @thaaalleees

X (formerly TWITTER) - @peludaodoinsta

Cody Callahan

Also, make sure to check out actor/model, Cody Callahan on Instagram: codycallahan555 .

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Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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Page 421 - I Did Some Late-Night, Weird Frankenstein-ing to Dylan's Armpit Photos!

Greetings fellow armpit lovers!  True story.  It was waaay past midnight and I was exploring the Internet to find a pretty pit pic to satisfy my naughty, late-night craving!

Well, low and behold I found a couple of underarm selfies posted by a bespectacled beauty named Dylan Fabas! 😍😍

The problem was, I couldn't decide between two of his pictures.   I asked myself over and over again, "Hmmm, which one should I use to 'pay proper tribute' to Dylan's pits?"

So, I opened my trusty PowerPoint app and did a little weird Frankenstein-ing. 👿🧑🏻‍🔬

Check out the result for yourself:

Ta-da!  Success!

"He's a-mazing!  He's a-mazing!"

Well Pit Pals, what do you think?  Is the composite photo a delicious work of art?  Is it too disturbing?  Is it an abomination?  Did I just need to go straight to bed?  Perhaps.  But hey, it was 2:00AM and I was deliriously horny.  ---  Plus, the "heart on" wants what the "heart on" wants!  💓😈

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Make sure to follow the fabulously sexy and vocally talented Dylan Fabas on his social media platforms:

X (formerly Twitter) - @fabasaurusrex

INSTAGRAM - @fabasaurus

TIKTOK - @fabasaurusrex

[NOTE: The photos of Dylan used for this blog entry, as well as the movie stills from the 1931 film FRANKENSTEIN, plus the clipart and gif, were all found online.]

Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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