Just a reminder for us all. --- Enrique 😘
Maschalagnia is a fetish for armpits. I'm obsessed with men's underarms. Yum! Here's an autobiographical account of my secret fascination, including musings and tantalizing tidbits I have never shared before.
Monday, January 20, 2025
Page 433 - Strange Armpit Fantasies from My Past
Greetings, fellow armpit lovers! At the time of this writing, it is yet again way, way, waaay past my bedtime. And why is that? Because as usual, my mind is wandering. And what am I thinking about? Men's underarms, of course.
And as I ponder about pits, my mind reflects on my past and the strange fantasies I use to have as a youngster. Please, allow me to share some private, innermost thoughts from my early years.
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Okay, let's go back in time!When I was a closeted, gay teen (many, many years ago) I had very strange, sexual armpit daydreams. This was before I purchased my first porno magazine and before my folks got cable.
As most of you know, I led a very sheltered life, in a very conservative religious home. Despite my efforts to deny my attraction to dudes, my daydreams were very homoerotic, rather risqué, and incredibly inappropriate for someone my age at the time.
Most of my intimate imaginings consisted of attractive, well built, straight fellas forcing me to "be gay".
STRAIGHT MEN TO ME:
"Come closer, Enrique!"
"Keep your voice down, Enrique."
"Touch me here, Enrique."
"Take a sniff, Enrique."
"Kiss me there, Enrique."
"Open your mouth, Enrique."
"Don't stop, Enrique."
The guys in those fantasies ranged from different ages and backgrounds. Some of the characters that fueled my fantasies were:
Made up famous rich business tycoons, real-life sexy male celebrities,...
...sleazy strangers, ex-convicts,...
...and even a few of the popular bad boys at school.
All the guys were super hot and of course, super horny for me!
Okay, here's the weird stuff.
Most of the "plots" in these flights of fancy, involved me being offered money in exchange for indecent favors. But, goody-goody me, ALWAYS had a righteous reason to accept. Usually, because my folks needed the cash to buy food or pay the mortgage. --- I know, I know,... VERY DISTURBING! But, in my mind, if my family desperately needed the money, I had no choice but to accept the various indecent proposals.
And so, each time, I willingly gave into the men's homosexual-like demands. Demands such as kissing them, hugging with our shirts off, smelling and licking their smelly armpits, performing lewd acts, or letting them have their way with me. I happily complied, all the while denying my obvious gayness.
BRIAN BUZZINI: PLAYGIRL MALE MODEL --- A younger me fantasized, "Hmmm, might he give me what I need, if I do what he wants? I'm willing to find out!" |
Looking back at my youth, I blame my uptight, super-conservative upbringing for those over-the-top, kinky contemplations. --- Or it could also have been the bad influence of my older cousin, Sam. Guess I'll never know for certain.
Nevertheless, in my daydreams, whenever I'd get caught by my parents, I'd say in my defense,
YOUNG ME (Panicking):
"But mom and dad, don't you see?
It wasn't my preference to do those things,... honest!"
"I'm not gay, just 'gay for pay'. There's a difference!"
"Sure, I licked the hairy armpits
of that handsome millionaire,
but I did it to help our family survive!"
"Please, oh please, don't be upset!"
"It only happened once,... okay twice!"
Naturally, my parents would be understanding and respond,
MOM & DAD (Wiping Away Tears):
"Oh well Enrique, you had
a noble reason for doing those kinky deeds
with that handsome millionaire."
"As long as you did it for La Familia!"
"How wonderful that we can finally eat a good meal
and pay the mortgage on our humble home."
Plus, for good measure, a bit of farfetched fantasy might be added to the ending,
MOM & DAD (Embracing Me):
"Son, be assured that we both still love you
and won't ever reject you."
"Don't worry, you may still attend
the upcoming family reunion."
Well, now that I am all grown up, I have fully embraced my gayness! (My family not so much.) I'm out and proud, plus, I've been together with my hubby, Grant, for several years.
Alas, my sweetie is not into armpit passion, so I still have various, racy underarm reveries,... especially late at night.
Strangely, sometimes I imagine Grant finding out about my inappropriate hookups.
The script goes something like this:
ME (Panicking):
"Wait, wait, don't be upset, Hon! It's not what you think!
Really! It wasn't up to me Sweetie, honest!"
"I just had to make passionate love to the armpits
of that hairy, handsome, hunky, foreign government spy,
posing as a dashing male model! I just had to!"
"Sweetie, don't you understand? The fate of the entire
United States, and democracy as we know it, was at stake!
So please don't be upset, Pookie!"
"My tongue was basically performing
an act of patriotism on his pits!"
JOSH WALD: MALE MODEL --- Present day me dreams, "Hmmm, could he be a hairy, handsome, hunky, foreign government spy? I'm willing to find out!" |
Naturally, my long-suffering, but understanding, hubby responds,
GRANT (Wiping Away Tears):
"Oh well Dearest, if you had to, you had to!"
"Certainly I will understand if you have to go on
another hush-hush, undercover, underarm assignment
this coming weekend. Afterall, it's for our country."
"Enrique, be assured, I still love you,
and won't ever reject you."
Wow, such a kind, understanding husband!
Then, for good measure, a bit of cold reality might be added to the end of the dream,
GRANT
"Oh, by the way Enrique, I noticed that your parents
posted pictures on Facebook of the recent family reunion.
Surprise, surprise, once again, we weren't invited."
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Well, Pit Pals, I hope you enjoyed this little kinky confessional. It's super late, so I better get back to bed. Mind you, I don't know if I can get any sleep. I'm much too stimulated.
Maybe I can amuse myself by musing about "alleged foreign government spy" Josh Wald. I'll have him take off his shirt to prove he's not wearing a hidden recording device. Of course, his armpits will need to be checked, to make sure he's not concealing high-tech nanobots within those dark bushes.
He'll say something like this:
JOSH (Surrendering):
"Well, Agent Enrique, since you don't believe
my pits are free of microscopically small robots,
have your trained sniffer dogs take a thorough whiff."
ME (Grinning):
"Or better yet, Agent Wald, ...
I have a more practical way of
searching those hairy hollows of yours!" 😈
💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
[NOTE: The images collected for the collages featured in this blog entry, plus the gif, were all found online, including the photos of models Brian Buzzini and Josh Wald.
However, the pictures of the shirtless guy used to represent me, as well as those of the "hush-hush" men, were downloaded from my paid subscriptions to Dreamstime and Adobe Stock, both royalty-free, stock image providers.]
To read more pit related, true confessions about me and my older cousin, Sam, click on the following links:
Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.
Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . --- Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.
Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .
NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.
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Page 432 - Check Out This Artistic Pit Pose by Trinidor 🔥
Greetings, lovers of armpits and art! Check out this sexy, artistic pit pose!
ARTIST: Trinidor
TITLE: Untitled
Make sure to follow the talented, digital artist on Tumblr: @trinidor
(Just click on those yellow links.)
🎨 🎨 🎨 🎨 🎨 🎨 🎨
[NOTE: All images and artwork used for this blog entry were found online.]
Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!
Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . --- Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.
Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .
NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.
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Sunday, January 12, 2025
Page 431 --- Am I Too Bossy with My Armpit Beaus?
Greetings, fellow armpit lovers! I hope the New Year has been good to you so far.
It's way, way, waaaaay past midnight, and I've been trying to get some much needed sleep. But once again, my mind is wandering. What am I thinking about? About armpits, of course. Well, more specifically armpits, my ex-boyfriends, and control issues.
Random inspiring quotes often flash across my social media feed, especially at the beginning of each year.
Believe it or not, in my lifetime, I have been accused of being somewhat bossy,... domineering, even a control freak!
Do I ALWAYS have to be in control of my beaus in bed? Hmmm, if you don't mind, please allow me to ponder that question.
Would I rather have my armpits pleasured by a bossy, alpha male,...
... OR would I rather be served by a sweet, submissive sort of a guy?
Now I must confess, no one has ever accused me of being mild mannered or meek. However, I do love a good, "take charge" director in the boudoir!
THE BOSSY DIRECTOR:
"Do this to get me excited! Do that to keep me excited!"
"Your head goes here, your mouth stays there!"
"Get your nose busy!"
Yes, siree! The Bossy Director can be rather hot!!! However, a director that doesn't give his actor "room to experiment" can be rather frustrating.
FRUSTATED ME:
"Well heck dude! Do you even need me here?"
"Oh, I'm sorry,... I didn't know this evening all about YOU!"
"Maybe you should have hired a male prostitute instead."
To his credit, my ex-boyfriend Ben, would coach me, then let me loose to "freestyle" it during our pit play sessions.
Ben was my first armpit lover, and my definitely my best! 🏆
You know, I've found that sometimes it's FUN to be in the driver's seat!
--- Well, maybe not always!
However, if the passenger is always gonna gripe about how I drive, I'd rather pullover and let him get behind the steering wheel.
Or, better yet...
...I'll just get out of the car and walk on home,... while he drives his own darn self around!
Anyway, that's what's on my mind tonight, Pit Pals. I guess it's time for me to try to go back to bed and dream. About what, you may ask? About armpits, of course!
🧭 🧭 🧭 🧭 🧭 🧭 🧭
[NOTE: Images collected for the collages featured in this blog entry, as well as the gifs, were all found online, including the photos of model/actor Levi Michaels (shown above), who is a dead-ringer for my ex, Ben.
However, the pictures of the bearded brunette guy, used to represent me, were downloaded from my paid subscription to Dreamstime, a royalty-free, stock image provider.]
To read more pit related, true confessions about me and my former boyfriend Ben, click on the following links:
Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch.
Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . --- Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.
Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .
NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.
#gayarmpitlover #armpits #gay #fetish #armpitfetish #pitfetish #malearmpits #pits #axila #axilas #sobaco #sovaco #suvacão #oxter #kilikili #underarms #armpitworship #erotic #fitness #hotguy #hotpits #armpithair #hairyarmpits #LeviMichaels #EnriqueHenry #armpitblog #thepowerofpits
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