Maschalagnia is a fetish for armpits. I'm obsessed with men's underarms. Yum! Here's an autobiographical account of my secret fascination, including musings and tantalizing tidbits I have never shared before.
Greetings fellow armpit lovers! I hope the New Year has been a good one for each and every one for you, so far. This is the first 2019 listing of my popular monthly feature. If you've read the 2018 blog entry, My "Sock It To Me" Guys, you know all about my naughty, secret list and the origin of its title. (Simply click on the yellow link to read or re-read the post.) As usual, I try to do a little research online to find the names of each guy, so you and I will know whose name to yell out while "fully appreciating" the dude's photo. 😜 --- Of course, it also helps to know a model's moniker in case one wishes to pursue further, extensive, online analysis for,... shall we say, "educational purposes". Well folks, it's time to go grab your socks from the drawer and get ready, 'cause here (in no particular order) are my sexy "Sock It To Me" selections for the month of January 2019:
#1. Diego Cruz
#2. Anonymous
#3. Kevin Thompson
#4. Anonymous
#5. Antoine Morieult
#6. Anonymous
#7. Joseph Bruzas
#8. Ariel Ben-Attar
#9. Alexis Erbsheuser
"DESERTED ISLAND CHOICE" FOR JANUARY 2019
I love contemplating the following question: "If I were going to spend 6 months on a deserted island and could only take onephoto from this month's collection, which would I choose?" My answer? I would simply have to go with the photo of model number 7, Joseph Bruzas. This smokin' hot pic features one of my biggest weaknesses: curly, armpit hair.
#7. Joseph Bruzas
Naturally, I searched and found other eye popping images of Joe and his underarms online. (See some faves below.) However, the one I finally settled on was the curly pit hair pic (above). It gets me weak in the knees every time! 😍
Well fellow armpit lovers, there you have it. Do you approve of my January pit picks? Please contact me and to let me know if anyone on this list ends up keeping you "busy" on a long and lonely night. --- It would be greatly appreciated and truly, truly turn me on.
(Pics for the collages and clip art, as well as photos of the models featured in this blog entry were all found online.)
Check out the end of year roundup of my "Sock It To Me" Guys @ "Here's to the Armpits of 2018". (Click on the yellow link.) For my current and ever growing "Sock It To Me" list of men visit my Pinterest board @ "Sock It To Me" Guys. Plus, enjoy even more pleasing to the eye armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .
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Greetings, fellow armpit lovers! Today, I was inspired to write a little armpit poem. It features thoughts that run through my mind daily.
PROHIBITED PITS
Prohibited pits:
Forbidden from my dreams, forbidden from my lips,
Forbidden from my nose and from my greedy fingertips.
Prohibited pits:
The armpits of a friend, or someone I don't know.
The armpits of a coworker? HR would scream, "No-No!"
Prohibited pits:
Off limits, 'cause he's straight or 'cause he's spoken for,
Off limits for the gap in age --- 'bout twenty years or more.
Prohibited pits:
Verboten, he's your ex! Verboten, he's your kin!
Verboten! Stop, don't cross that line and perpetrate a sin!
Prohibited pits:
Restricted in the gym. Don't ogle! Please, don't stare!
Restricted if he lifts an arm or stretches unaware.
Prohibited pits:
A billion pits I see, I lust for them so much.
Sadly, they are not mine to love, they are not mine to touch.
Just a little sonnet I wrote after listening to the Spanish song "Soy Lo Prohibido" (translated: "I Am The Prohibited" or "I Am The Forbidden"). It's sung by my favorite singer in the world, Luis Miguel.
To hear the tune on YouTube simply press the play button.
(Images used for the collate, plus the video and photographs used for this blog entry were all found online.)
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Greetings armpit lovers! First and foremost, let me state: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ATTEMPT THIS STUPID STUNT!!! So, during my never ending online quest for all things pit related, I came upon this crazy YouTube video, posted a few years ago. It shows a man's underarm hair being set on fire!
THE DAILY MAIL featured an article about the viral clip which read in part: "A group of friends convinced one man of a sure-fire way of removing his armpit hair. The men, who were gathered in a back yard in Queensland, Australia, admitted online that they were under the influence at the time of the stunt. 'Drunk after a big night and my friend said we could light his armpit on fire. Instant regret,' reads the caption on the video that was posted to YouTube." To see the full article visit The Daily Mail at Well That's One Way to Get Rid of Underarm Hair!--- Simply click on the yellow link.
And now, press the play button to see the highly disturbing, yet intriguing video on YouTube for yourself.
As you know, I usually like to share pictures of hot pits on my blog, but this is ridiculous! 😄 Still, I hope you found this extremely fascinating,... and kinda kinky. --- I know I did! Again, let me remind you all:DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ATTEMPT THIS STUPID STUNT!!!
(Photos, video and gif used for this blog entry were all found online.)
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So, I've been dreaming up a soap opera about guys with armpit fetishes who live in a small college town named Pits-Burg. The town is known for its many craters created by a large meteor shower centuries ago. Nowadays, the more popular craters are found under the arms of its sexy, male population.
NOTE: All three soap storylines are related. However, you may want to first read the following chapters to catch up with this particular story. Simply click on the yellow links:
PACO & HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW PAUL It's a lazy, weekday morning as Paul wakes up alone in bed. His wife Petra was out after midnight again with her friends. So, as usual when coming home late and drunk, the Mrs. slept in one of the guest bedrooms of their huge house. She rolled out of bed at the crack of dawn today and has already gone off to work. Paul's self-centered, gay, younger brother, Peyton, has been staying with the couple for the past several weeks. He woke up earlier than usual this morning and has left as well. All is calm and quiet as Paul blissfully dreams of a carefree life with his forbidden, true love,... his young brother-in-law, Paco.
The alarm clock beeps, waking the hunky, sleeping beauty. He cheerfully turns it off, but remains in bed just a few minutes longer, leisurely stretching his nude body and welcoming the day in solitude and silence. Finding himself posed with both arms raised behind his head, Paul aims his nose towards his right underarm and gives it a brief, adoring sniff. Not wanting his left pit to feel neglected or ignored, he turns and lovingly inhales it's morning perfume as well. A wide grin stretches across his face as he recalls bits and pieces of his dream. Next, he reaches for his cell phone on the nearby nightstand. After composing a brief text, he hits the "send" button, but doesn't expect an immediate response, knowing the person's busy morning schedule. Seeing that his phone's battery is almost dead, he plugs it into the charger and leaves it on the nightstand, while he proceeds to get out of bed and prepare for his day. Being shy and somewhat of a local celebrity (due to his pro-baseball days), plus the fact that he's a prominent business man, Paul's a pretty conservative guy. He usually likes to cover up his muscular physique and tattoos when he's out at work or running around town doing errands. But, at home he feels a bit more freedom, so he normally walks around shirtless.
After finishing his morning cup of coffee, Paul spends half an hour or so sprawled out on the couch, reading a book of biographies, spotlighting famous American athletic coaches. Included in the book is a chapter on his old, middle school gym teacher and mentor, Coach Harrison, who for many years has been coaching the multi-championship winning basketball team at Pits-Burg College.
There are several hours to spare before he's scheduled to be at the car dealership for work this afternoon. So, since it's a nice warm morning he heads out to the backyard and takes a brisk dip in his private swimming pool, secluded by a privacy fence.
Half an hour later he throws on some casual exercise gear and jogs to the nearby neighborhood park for a quick workout. Paul figures he shouldn't skip his daily exercise routine, especially now, since Paco is so young and fit.
[NOTE: To witness brief video clips on YouTube, simply press the play buttons.]
While he runs through his calisthenics, both women and men stop and stare at the attractive Adonis, appreciating the results of his workout regiment. The armpit lovers from the neighborhood walk a bit slower as they pass by the park today. For Paul has decided to throw caution to the wind and wear a tank top in public and even go so far as to remove his shirt at times during his exercises. --- Yes, he's ready to live a more freer live.
Paul returns to the empty McMansion, very hot and sweaty, retreating to his personal study. Since no one else is around, he decides to log onto the PIT BOYS LIVE! website, and stream one or two of the steamy video downloads he purchased from the site. The vids are of Paco, his favorite camboy and his wife's gorgeous brother.
For weeks the two conducted an online "affair of the heart". Recently, they both confessed their feelings to one another, privately and in person, during Petra's surprise birthday party. Nevertheless, they've agreed to put things on hold until Paul decides how to sort things out. Sorting things out is complicated. In his mind it includes asking his wife for a divorce, getting the divorce, then revealing to Petra and her family that he and Paco have fallen for each other. He knows it won't be easy, but in the end, it will all be worth it.
The last thing his young, brother-in-law said to him was, "Let me know when you finally decide when and where we can be together." --- Paul has decided that the time needs to be sooner than later.
He starts logging onto the naughty website with his online alias (PassionatePascal) and proceeds to type in his password (his nickname from Spanish class, plus his old baseball uniform number,11). But, before he can fully complete the login process, his cell phone rings. It's still charging on the nightstand so he rushes to the bedroom to answer it. The phone is blaring a strange "VA-ROOM! VA-ROOM!" sound of a car motor revving up for a race, followed by a few measures of a raucous, rock and roll tune. That obnoxious ringtone means it's work. Paul usually doesn't get calls from the dealership unless it's some kind of emergency.
Well, the receptionist on the other end informs him that a persistent customer wants to test drive a new car in an hour and is requesting Paul's help. The successful salesman assumes it must once again be gay, mega billionaire, Oscar Arco, his biggest and most demanding client. Although he's not scheduled to be at work for another couple of hours, Paul agrees to show up early for the test drive.
He contemplates skipping his shower and rushing to the showroom, however after his workout in the park, his body smells a bit ripe. Although the kinky Mr. Arco might appreciate the musky fragrance, Paul decides to jump into the shower and properly get ready.
Afterwards, he gently and lovingly pat dries his underarm hair, wondering when Paco will finally get to touch and taste a part of him that he has never shared with anyone, neither man nor woman. Spending all those hours on PIT BOYS LIVE! has birthed an obsessive fetish for male armpits within him.
As he continues to get ready, he looks at the man in the mirror and smiles. For the first time, since he was a kid, Paul's melancholy heart is full of hope. You see, he was a happy, active child, but when he became a teenager, his joy was replaced with sullenness and worry. He began to hide his budding, gay inclinations from his judgmental family, his younger brother and the world. He withdrew even more while playing major league baseball and then when he had to marry Petra.
Paul finally arrives at the dealership. One of his co-workers hollers to him, "Yo, Slugger! Your customer's waiting out front. Here's the key, Sport!" The disheveled business associate pitches the key fob to him as a baseball pitcher would to an opponent's bat, aiming to strike him out. However, as usual, the dashing, former pro-athlete catches the fast throw with ease.
Paul exits the showroom and steps out onto the open car lot. There, he's surprised and overjoyed to see Paco standing beside one of the new crossover utility vehicles. "Pawk, what are you doing here!?" he beams. The young man smiles, "Your text this morning said you wanted to talk, so I figured it would be best to do it in person. And what better way to get you alone than to have you come into work early, so we can take a test ride together and chat."
"Now wait a minute, you're not skipping classes to see me are you?" the older guy worries. " 'Cause Paco, college is too important to,..." "Relax Captain, I only had one class today and it was earlier this morning. I'm free til much later on, when I'm putting a few hours in at the art gallery, to help Gilles with some huge project for Oscar Arco's big shindig. But hey, it's sweet that you care." The flirty fellow puckers up and blows an air kiss to his sister's husband. "Now get in the car." First, let me tell my manager that we'll be gone for awhile. In his expensive, custom business suit, he makes a mad dash into the showroom. A minute later, he runs back out like a happy, little kid racing to an ice cream truck. The giddy salesman opens the passenger door of the shiny, new CUV and slides in. He's shocked to see that Paco has peeled off his tank top, exposing his taunt torso and fuzzy pits. The lusty lad digs into the back pocket of his jeans and pulls out a very thin, small gift box. Paco gleefully hands the present over to his crush.
His hunky brother-in-law is taken aback by the unexpected surprise, "What's this!?" "Surpresa!" shouts the beautiful Brazilian decedent. "It's a little something special I bought for you. But, don't open it til we get to where we're going." "Oooooo, a mystery gift," Paul happily coos. "And just where is it that we're going?"
Paco starts the engine, revs up the motor and announces, "Take off your coat and tie, then buckle up Baby, we're heading out to The Pits!" ["The Pits" is a local nickname for the area of meteor craters just outside of town. Paul recently shared that it's his favorite place to unwind.]
The surprised car salesman is overjoyed and laughs, "Paco, you're crazy!"
"Crazy for you, Captain!" the young man responses with a flirtatious grin. He then puts the vehicle in drive. "Now let's see how this beauty runs out on the open road! --- Yee-haw!!!" The two men laugh hysterically as they ride away from the car lot and head outside of town,.. beginning their first ever outing together.
Meanwhile, back at the McMansion, Paul's wife comes home for her lunch break. Usually, she eats at work. However, since Petra is still nursing a hangover from last night's outing with the girls, she figures she'll grab a quick bite to eat, then take a short nap. Making her way down the hallway she passes her husband's study. Earlier that day, in his rush to the bedroom to answer his charging cell phone, Paul left the door wide open and his personal computer still on. To save energy, the monitor has turned itself off. Petra can hear the hum of the computer still running and slowly walks up to the keyboard on the desk. She presses a key to wake up the sleeping screen. With a click, it lights up and the curious wife is greeted with the bright and erotic login page for PITS BOYS LIVE! --- She needs no further proof,... Paul is in fact, gay! After letting the anger and shock sink in a bit, Petra sits down at the desk and decides to do some snooping on his computer, ready to sort through hundreds of downloads, private files and photos. --- She is determined to find out the identity of the slutty toyboy who's having an affair with her cheating, horndog husband.
[TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 21.] My "fantasy cast" for this particular storyline would be (pictured below, left to right) French model Flo Mulot as Paul and Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira as his brother-in-law, Paco.
Photographs and videos of the many sexy shades of Mr. Mulot were found online, as were the other photos, along with the various images used for the collages in this blog entry. Interested in more naughty, underarm drama? Simply click on the following yellow links to read related soapy stories: "CLIP" & THE BASKETBALL TEAM PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera (Chapter 3)
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NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.
PITS-BURG: An Armpit Soap Opera is entirely a work of fiction. Any similarity to any persons (living or deceased) is strictly coincidental, and no identification of any kind with any such person is intended or implied.
