Page 155 - Here's to the Armpits of 2018: Poem & Photos

Greetings fellow armpit lovers!  If you've read my previous blog posting, My "Sock It To Me" Guys, you know all about my secret list and the origin of its title.  (Simply click on the yellow link to read or re-read the entry.)

In 2018, I decided to share my collection of pit picks at the end of every month.  For this blog entry I'm re-sharing some of my faves from the entire year.  Plus, I've written the following little armpit poem to celebrate all the underarm photos that captured my attention from January through December:

HERE'S TO THE ARMPITS OF 2018

Oh, here's to the armpits of twenty-eighteen,
Those sweet pits I saw on my computer screen.

They thrilled me and warmed me on cold, lonely nights,

They sent my whole body to euphoric heights.

Diverse and alluring, so lovely to see,

For someone obsessed with male armpits, like me.

I "Googled" for hours, I lusted for days.

Each search promised new pics to please and amaze. 

My heart got so happy, I couldn't sit still.

---  Especially when viewing those guys from Brazil.

I treasured each image inside of my mind,

Then posted them online for others to find.

From day one this year to day three sixty five,

They helped my libido to soar and to thrive.
I raise up a glass to each month's hot, pit pics,

Each yearning for worship and sloppy, wet licks.

Now, cheers to the armpits of twenty-nineteen,

To photos not taken, but soon to be seen.
To images we'll share through the internet.
No doubt they'll excite us and cause us to sweat.

Okay, now take a moment to go grab your socks from out of the drawer and get ready, 'cause here are my TOP "SOCK IT TO ME" GUYS for each month of 2018.

Eduardo Del Vechio (January 2018)

Renan Peres (February 2018)

Anonymous (March 2018)

Justin Leonard (April 2018)

Anonymous (May 2018)

Anonymous (June 2018)

Anthony Forte (July 2018)

Anonymous (August 2018)

 Nguyen Duy Hai (September 2018)

Josh Wald (October 2018)

Anonymous (November 2018)

David McIntosh (December 2018)

Well fellow armpit lovers, there you have it.  Hope you enjoyed my silly sonnet as well as the visual tour through memory lane.  ---  Did any of the 12 get your attention and approval?

I so appreciate you reading my somewhat quirky CONFESSIONS OF AN ARMPIT LOVER blog, whether you're a regular or this is your first time checking it out.  Thanks to every Follower and for the "Likes", plus all the encouraging comments throughout this year.  ---  It's always exciting to know that people from all over the world share this wonderful passion for pits.

Here's to a happy 2019 for us all, filled with love, joy and beautiful, sexy male armpits!

(Pics for the collages, clip art and the gif, as well as photos of the models featured in this blog entry were all found online.)

You're also invited to click on the following yellow links to view my 2018 monthly lists of hotties:

My Pit Picks for January 2018

My Pit Picks for February 2018

My Pit Picks for March 2018 

My Pit Picks for April 2018

My Pit Picks for May 2018

My Pit Pics for June 2018

My Pit Picks for July 2018

My Pit Picks for August 2018

My Pit Picks for September 2018

My Pit Picks for October 2018

My Pit Picks for November 2018

My Pit Picks for December 2018

For my current and ever growing "Sock It To Me" list of men visit my Pinterest board @ "Sock It To Me" Guys .

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog on BLOGGER @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on TWITTER @enriquehenry100 .


NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.

Page 154 - Shopping for Pit Stuff

Greetings, armpit lovers!  This week, while browsing online for after-Christmas deals, I came upon the following armpit inspired items for sale and thought they were interesting and fun.  So of course, I wanted to share them with you.

But first, full disclosure: this is not a commercial for any product, I'm just blogging about the items I located.  I have no association with any of these vendors, have not purchased these items yet, nor do I profit from their sales in anyway.

Okay, now to my findings.  Here are the TOP 3 PIT INSPIRED ITEMS I saw online:

PIT MERCHANDISE

Check out these sexy "Lick" tees!  Imagine all the attention and questions you'll get wearing one of these bold designs when you're out and about town, especially on weekends at the nightclubs.  The artwork is by Jason Llyod.

I think I'll order the sexy tank top, just in case I run into a fellow armpit lover at the HAIRY HOLLOW BAR. 😛 (You're invited to read my blog entry: The Hairy Hollow Bar: A Fantasy Poem .  Simply click on the yellow link.)

The tops come in various colors and styles, plus the design is available on wall clocks, posters, phone cases, pillows, coffee mugs and more.

For more information visit: REDBUBBLE: Lick Tank Top .  Click the yellow link.  ---  While there, check out more of Mr. Llyod's homoerotic designs for sale.

PIT LITERATURE

In the mood for a little tale about underarm fun?  Then check out the e-book PIT PIG by Lucian Carter.  Here's a brief description: "A simple drink turns into a life changing encounter with an armpit fetishist in this gay erotica short story."

For information on this e-book visit: AMAZON.COM: Pit Pig E-Book .  While there, click on the "Look Inside" icon to read a "sneak peek" sample of the story.


PIT MUSIC
Lastly, here's a silly little musical number entitled, "I Love My Armpits" by Jim E. Sparkle Pants.  The song is available on Google Play at GOOGLE PLAY: I Love My Armpits .  The quirky, naughty adult tune is reminiscent of those kid friendly songs we heard growing up on SESAME STREET, BARNEY & FRIENDS or in kindergarten class.

To hear the ballad in it's entirety on YouTube, click I Love My Armpits or press the play button:

WARNING: Although this song may be somewhat innocent enough, you may find other tunes by this artist to be extremely offensive.

Well, armpit lovers there you have it, the TOP 3 PIT INSPIRED ITEMS which are now on my shopping wish list.  If you find any armpit inspired merchandise, books or music please share it with me.  After all, one can never surround oneself with too many pits.

(Photos, video, gif and clip art for this blog entry were all found online.)


I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog on BLOGGER @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on TWITTER @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.

Page 153 - My Pit Picks for December 2018

Greetings fellow armpit lovers!  If you've read my previous blog posting, My "Sock It To Me" Guys, you know all about my secret list and the origin of its title.  (Simply click on the yellow link to read or re-read the entry.)

As usual, I try to do a little research online to find the names of each guy, so you and I will know whose name to yell out while "fully appreciating" the dude's photo. 😛 Sadly, a few of this month's pit boys remain anonymous.  So, I guess we can call them whatever we wish.  However, if you're having a hard time choosing a moniker for a model you like, try using one of the following 2018 TOP TEN NAMES FOR GUYS: Atticus, Milo, Jasper, Asher, Jack, Theodore, Silas, Wyatt, Henry or Finn.  ---  My current favorite to use is Milo.

Well folks, it's time to go grab your socks from out of the drawer and get ready, 'cause here (in no particular order) are my sexy "Sock It To Me" selections for the month of December  2018:

1. Anonymous

2. Jonatas Mozer

3. Josh Lovrin

4. Anonymous

5. Oliver Dawson

6. Anonymous

7. Anonymous

8. Anonymous

9. João Lima

10. David McIntosh

11. Anonymous

"DESERTED ISLAND CHOICE" FOR DECEMBER 2018

If I were going to spend 6 months on a deserted island and could only take one photo from this month's collection, I would simply have to go with that of model number 10, David McIntosh.  Wowzah!!!  That hairy granola growing under his arm would definitely satisfy my fantasy munchies for days on end!

10. David McIntosh

Well fellow armpit lovers, there you have it.  Do you agree with my picks?  Please contact me and to let me know if anyone on this list ends up keeping you "busy" on a long and lonely night.  ---  It would be greatly appreciated and truly, truly turn me on.

You're also invited to click on the following yellow links to view my previous lists of hotties:

My Pit Picks for January 2018

My Pit Picks for February 2018

My Pit Picks for March 2018 

My Pit Picks for April 2018

My Pit Picks for May 2018

My Pit Pics for June 2018

My Pit Picks for July 2018

My Pit Picks for August 2018

My Pit Picks for September 2018

My Pit Picks for October 2018

My Pit Picks for November 2018

For my current and ever growing "Sock It To Me" list of men visit my Pinterest board @ "Sock It To Me" Guys .  

(Pics for the collages and clip art, as well as photos of the models featured in this blog entry were all found online.)

I'd love for us to keep in touch!  So, I invite you to my main 3 online platforms:

Follow my Armpit Lover blog on BLOGGER @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Enjoy more armpit entertainment on my Pinterest page @pinterest,com/enriquehenry100 .

You can also connect with me on TWITTER @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Simply click on the yellow links to get you to the sites.

Page 152 - The SUGAR PIT Fairy: A Holiday Armpit Poem

Season's Greetings, armpit lovers!  Recently, I composed a little armpit poem as a gift for you all.  ---  I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it for you.

For optimum pleasure, I recommend listening to the following YouTube video while you read the silly sonnet.  (Simply click the play button.) 

THE SUGAR PIT FAIRY
Every night before Christmas, there waits a surprise

Just for those who love armpits of hot, sexy guys.

It's a secret reward for real "good" boys like you,

So now heed my instructions to know what to do.

Take your shirt off near midnight, then jump into bed,

Shut your eyes and rest both hands up behind your head.

Keep all sheets and all covers away from your chest,

(Keeping them at your waistline, is probably best).

Simply focus on armpits, so manly with hair,

Or perhaps closely shaven, real smooth and so fair.

Then when midnight arrives you'll smell sweet, musk perfume,

For the Sugar Pit Fairy shall enter your room.



Yes, he wears a tiara, and shoes for ballet,

He prefers to go topless, his pits to display.

Though he does don a tutu, he's one macho guy.

Yet, this kinky, hot fairy is so very shy.

His two pits smell like cookies, they taste like them too,

All the honey bees love him, I swear that it's true.
With a twinkle of mischief in his dark, bad boy eyes,
He goes searching for armpits of hot, naughty guys.

He'll fly up to your bedside and lovingly gawk,

But please feign you're still sleeping, and by all means don't talk.

He will check that your hands are both properly placed,

Then come near to your pitters and give them a taste.

Next he'll tickle or kiss them, or give a slight bite,

But no matter what he does, it's sure to delight.

Then away he will float to the next armpit fan,

And give him some pleasure, the best that he can.

So turn off your computer, turn off your TV

For it's almost that time,... time for pit ecstasy!
Close your eyes, get those arms up, prepare for a treat,

From the underarm fairy that's ever so sweet.

---  Just a little ditty I wrote on night, while visions of sugar plums (and pits,... always pits) danced through my head.

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(NOTE: The photos of the  the delectable dancer/model I used to represent the "Sugar Pit Fairy", plus the whispering duo, were downloaded from my paid subscription to Dreamstime, a royalty-free, stock image provider.   However, the music video and other pit pics were all found online.)

Lastly, I'd love for us to keep in touch!

Please follow my Armpit Lover blog, here on Blogger @Confessions Of An Armpit Lover . ---  Click the follow button on this page to keep up with the latest postings.

Plus, to connect with me regularly through my social media sites, or buy me a coffee, visit my all-in-one link page on Willow: @enriquehenry100 .

NOTE: Just click on the yellow link.

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