Self-centered and obnoxious Peyton, struts into the crowded establishment and positions himself at his favorite pub table, one of a few located on a raised platform. He knows it's the most visible table in the entire bar. --- A perfect spot to be the center of attention.
After ordering a drink from the waiter, Peyton raises his arm straight up above his head, fishing for some kinky gent to take the bait. You see, it's tradition at this bar that if someone lifts his arm, another guy is welcomed to accept the invitation and lick his underarm. --- However, no one approaches the tank topped cutie. It's very rare that anyone gets snubbed at the friendly bar, but all the male clientele know about Peyton. This is not his first time at THE HAIRY HOLLOW. He's shown up practically every night since he came to town to visit his brother. By now, the cad has a reputation of being stuck-up and a rude, self-centered swine.
He constantly brags that he's from a wealthy family (he isn't) and that his big brother use to be a major league baseball player (yes, Paul was). The brash braggart never offers to buy drinks for anyone other than himself. Plus, he refuses to tip the waitstaff, preferring to hang on to the majority of the cash his brother gives him for his outings.
In a fit of frustrated impatience, Peyton strips off his tank top to further entice the onlookers. His armpit opens wide. --- Still there are no takers.
Soon, the outside door opens and in walks David, the straight twin to gay Dario, (who is still in bed at his apartment, above the art gallery). David is very attractive, so he immediately gets the attention of several single men in the bar.
The young man scans the room, hoping to avoid anyone he might recognize from his college classes or any of his brother's gay pals. As usual, the straight guy is a nervous wreck. Unbeknownst to his twin, David has decided to visit the bar with the sole purpose of licking the underarm of a man,... any man.
For the past several days he's convinced his homosexual brother to tutor him on the fine art of armpit licking, in order to prepare him for an upcoming fraternity hazing. After hours and hours of private, one on one coaching, David has decided to test his new skills on someone other than his reluctant sibling.
He's heard of the bar's kinky ritual from gossip around campus. --- At the moment only one man in the entire place has his arm raised.
Seeing the sexy stranger approaching, Peyton proudly now raises both arms. The noise in the bar is boisterous, so the happy hunk loudly gives the invitation, "Do you prefer the left or right? Take your pick, handsome."
David stands frozen like a statue before the unknown, horny hottie.
"Hey good-looking! You hungry!?" Peyton teases aloud over the booming disco music. "I got just what you need. They're both deodorant free, a little sweaty and have lots of thick hair to tickle your tongue."
The twin remains silent, paralyzed with fear.
"Well!?" Peyton quires. He decides to amp up the charm, "Come on, lick it, Papi! I guarantee you'll love it!"
David can't stop staring at the vast fuzzy forest in each pit.
Peyton's arms are tiring so he angrily hollers, "Stop being a prick tease and plant your face in there, dude!"
Several patrons begin to surround both men, waiting to see the erotic act take place.
The nervous straight guy eyeballs the rascal's hairy hollows and chooses to go for the armpit closest to him. He sticks out his tongue as far as it can extend, then aims it towards the furry target. --- Everyone in the audience grins with anticipation.
But, before the tip of his tongue even touches a single pit hair follicle, David feels a strong churning in his stomach. With the whole crowd watching, he suddenly spews a gravy of vomit all over Peyton's brand new shoes!
The shocked cad looks down at his soggy feet and gives out a blood curling scream, as if he's been attacked by a den of snakes! All the onlookers gasp in horror!
David feels another bucket-full coming up and immediately, runs away, zip-zaging his way through the crowd and right out the door. Peyton is left alone, frustrated... in a puddle of puke. --- He's now, the center of everyone's attention.
Once outside, David runs to a nearby alley and continues to throw up in private. His eyes water as he quivers and dry heaves over his hurled mess. Needless to say, he failed his own test. It seems that all the private training he did with his brother was in vain.
The weary worrier is in a state of utter panic. For if he can't even lick the pit of one stranger, how in the world is he going to lick the armpits of over a dozen frat boys for the upcoming initiation? It's all too much to bear. --- David bends over, weeping uncontrollably.
Meanwhile just a few blocks away, his gay twin, Dario, wakes up from his sleep with quite a jolt. He turns to the empty pillow by his side and realizes that his brother is gone. After a quick search of the apartment, he concludes that his sibling has snuck out and probably returned to his campus dorm room.
However, Dario can sense that his beloved brother is in deep distress. Since birth he has shared an emotional bond with David and can feel the terrible anguish currently tearing the young man apart. He tries to phone his sibling several times, but with each try, the call goes straight to voice mail. Dario reluctantly returns to bed and puts his head back down on his pillow. He reaches over to grab the one used by his twin. Hugging David's pillow as tightly as he can, Dario begins to weep uncontrollably too. --- He vows to help his brother anyway he can,... no matter what it takes.
[TO BE CONTINUED...]
All photos for this blog entry were found online. Featured as my fantasy cast for this chapter are (pictured below, left to right) Márcio and Marcos Patriota as the twins, plus Matthieu Charneau as Peyton .
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