Page 49 - Armpits: $5.00 A Whiff

What A Deal!

I recently read an interesting Redit thread titled: 
Straight Guys: Would You Let A Gay Guy Lick Your Armpits?  In the conversation straight men were asked if they would allow their pits to be sniffed by a gay man,... if they were paid.  Here are a few responses:

"Only if I get some money or an item I desire out of this activity."

"I think I could deal with that for the right monetary compensation."

"If I could make a quick buck doing basically nothing, I'd do it."


And how much would they ask for a sniff?

"$5 a minute," one guy quoted.

"$50 to smell, $100 to lick," another confessed.

"I'm thinking I'd need at least like $500 - $1000," one declared.  "I'm a high class armpit call dude."


Wow, I can't get over the guy who responded $5.00 a minute to sniff his armpit.  Heck, it costs me more to order a pizza delivered to my home.  I'd rather have a 25 cent bag of Top Ramen instant noodles for dinner and use the money I saved to get a couple of good whiffs from the hot, straight guy who delivers my pizza.  It might help him pay his way through college.

Hmmmm, maybe I should place an ad in the local newspaper or post it on the bulletin board at the corner coffee shop:

Hey blog readers, do I have any takers? 😉


(Photos for collage and advertisement template found online.)

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