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Porn Legend Johnny Harden

When I was 17 years old I found a black, plastic shopping bag laying alone on the parking lot of an old, used bookstore.  It was a windy day, however the bag rustled, but didn't fly away due to the weight of the contents inside.  No doubt it was accidentally dropped by a customer as he hurried into his car.  I picked up the mystery package from the asphalt and took a peek at what was purchased.  To my surprise inside where two vintage issues of gay porn magazines!  Well, I grew up in a conservative family and lived a very sheltered existence, so I had never seen pornography in my entire life.  The closest I ever came was an International Male clothing catalog that featured racy, European, tong underwear.

I was torn: should I turn in the magazines to the bookstore owner, in case the customer returned for them or should I obey the ol' selfish "finders keepers" rule.  Curiosity got the best of me, I decided to keep the lost items, then rushed home to closely examine their naughty contents in the privacy of my bedroom.

On the cover of one of the erotic periodicals was Mr. Johnny Harden.  Wow, wow, wow!!!  My young eyes widened as I opened the magazine and ogled at his intimate photos.  The name, the look, the body, those come hither armpits! 

He was hard, he was pouty, he was tough, he was vulnerable.  Johnny stared directly into the camera to acknowledge the reader's presence, he tugged at his privates and twisted his body to give the onlooker a better view of his private places.  What I appreciated most about Johnny Harden was that he seemed to raise his arms with a purpose.  He wanted to seduce the audience with his pits.  Let me tell you, he certainly seduced me.


(Vintage photos of Mr. Harden found online.)

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