Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Page 43 - The Novice's Guide to Armpits


Greetings, pit lovers!  Are you interested in learning more about underarms?  Well, here's a quick course for armpit loving novices:

ARMPIT - /ahrm-pit/ noun, the hollow under the arm at the shoulder.



SYNONYMS FOR ARMPIT - underarm, oxter, pit or axilla

PLURAL FOR AXILLA - axillae



MASCHALAGNIA -  a fetish for armpits




ARMPIT FETISH - Those who have a fetish for armpits often enjoy kissing, tasting, tickling and smelling their partner's armpits during foreplay, which may include asking partners not to shower or wash their armpits, nor wear deodorant for a period of hours.  (Personally, freshly washed and scrubbed armpits are lots of fun too.)



AXILLISM -  armpit intercourse with one or both underarms.



WEIRD FACT:  According to a MENTAL FLOSS online article "women's pits smell like onions and men's like cheese.  Researchers from Firmenich, a company in Geneva, set out to understand the subtle nuances in body odor to better market deodorant products to consumers.  In their 2009 study, published in Chemical Senses, they discovered that your unique bouquet may be different depending on whether you're a man or woman.

Women's sweat contained higher levels of an odorless sulfer-containing compound that produces a pungent oniony "thioalcohol" when combined with the bacteria in the underarm.


On the other hand, men's sweat held higher levels of a fatty acid that produced a 'cheesy' scent when the bacteria of the armpit came in contact with it."



THE ARMPIT FLAG - Yes pit lovers, we actually have our very own flag!  Simply click on the following link to read about it in one of my previous blog entries: Who Knew There Was An Armpit Fetish Flag?





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So there you have it students.  Remember to do some further studying on the subject, preferably with a hairy pitted, study buddy.


(Pictures collected for the collages, as well as the clipart and pit pics used for this blog entry were all found online.) 


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